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nopetoofast.bsky.expert
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@nopetoofast.bsky.expert
Unhinged, crazy, jaded & bitter Succubus VTuber that virtually never streams.
Maybe don't take me too seriously? If you don't get the concept of shitposting, this may not be for you. MDNI

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>streamer awards
>category for best vtuber
>looks inside
>the best vtuber isn't present
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
not content with how rigged the game awards were already, it seems geoff keighley has decided to extra rig them by just making the website straight not work

been trying it for the past couple days and this is all i get no matter what i do
November 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
new gmod eula and tos

...hm
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
nobody:
no-one:
not a single soul:
valve: hey, so we're gonna try re-entering the console market as well as more aggressively put our foot into the VR market

everyone:
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
September 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
we're too slow to wake up on this shit

this stuff needs to be reversed yesterday

what are we doing, this is not acceptable
August 29, 2025 at 6:09 AM
fun uma musume facts:
nice nature says the player's name during post-race event dialogue for non-required racees
August 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
i love constantly having to show my papers to go anywhere or do anything, this is a perfectly sane and fully functioning system with absolutely zero flaws whatever, that was clearly fully thought out by people who 100% knew what they were doing and talking about
July 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
is this how the game is played
July 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
July 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
@tieflingmelissa.bsky.social i need you to know that on no less than 3 or 4 occasions when i look at my twitch following page, the thumbnail of your stream is just the close-up of your face

please keep doing that, it's funny 😄
July 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
memes aside, i did pull her in a later pull
July 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
immediately opened the game when the banner dropped and got her on the first pull

hmm hmm 😤
July 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
WHAT???????? YOU'RE JOINING THE HORSE CULT?!??!?!!

😮😮😮😮😮
July 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
...you know what's funny, here? I think that his misinfo on SKG may actually have been against twitch's community guidelines

not that they would do anything about it ofc, we all know how twitch are about enforcing their own rules when it comes to large streamers 🙃
July 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
July 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
you absolutely would accidentally press the joke amazon dash button that orders a kia sorento
July 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
June 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
so many different kinks in one individual sexing

this is science right here
June 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
i'm reminded of the armoured core sitch where some people just bought it because fromsoft & then realised it was a mecha game that played differently to souls games and were suddenly not interested (you can probably still find their steam reviews, kinda funny, i recommend)

you get what you deserve
May 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
May 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
there he is
May 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
obligatory xkcd xkcd.com/882/
May 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
May 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM