Nick Swenson
@nonsensicalshow.bsky.social
what's one more social media account?
I paid $3.79 for a goddamn Reese's yesterday and I can't stop thinking about it. $3.79!
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I paid $3.79 for a goddamn Reese's yesterday and I can't stop thinking about it. $3.79!
Haven't thought about rubber cement in a while. What was the deal with that stuff?
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Haven't thought about rubber cement in a while. What was the deal with that stuff?
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Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Checking in on MechaHitler
Having an elderly mom means having to think about what you post on Facebook because you're gonna have to explain it to her in full the next time you see her.
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Having an elderly mom means having to think about what you post on Facebook because you're gonna have to explain it to her in full the next time you see her.
Lou Diamond Phillips never seemed like a Lou to me. I could see Chester maybe.
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Lou Diamond Phillips never seemed like a Lou to me. I could see Chester maybe.
I always say the two things I can't stand to eat are beets and coleslaw, but tapioca pudding is right there too. Never ever.
November 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I always say the two things I can't stand to eat are beets and coleslaw, but tapioca pudding is right there too. Never ever.
I'm so glad they came up with the word for wigs a long time ago because can you imagine what they'd be called if they came out now?
October 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I'm so glad they came up with the word for wigs a long time ago because can you imagine what they'd be called if they came out now?
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Just in time, it's our 4th annual Halloween Special, watching the piece of shit movie our Patrons selected for us: THE DOG WHO SAVED HALLOWEEN (2011), with special guests @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social & Amanda! BOO!!! jk Happy Halloween, sickos!
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October 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Just in time, it's our 4th annual Halloween Special, watching the piece of shit movie our Patrons selected for us: THE DOG WHO SAVED HALLOWEEN (2011), with special guests @nonsensicalshow.bsky.social & Amanda! BOO!!! jk Happy Halloween, sickos!
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Might've been the most fun I've had doing an @icbymmwt.bsky.social episode. Got that giddiness that only comes after laughing for a couple hours. Listen to the episode when it drops, but for your own sake, don't watch the movie. Don't do what I did.
October 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Might've been the most fun I've had doing an @icbymmwt.bsky.social episode. Got that giddiness that only comes after laughing for a couple hours. Listen to the episode when it drops, but for your own sake, don't watch the movie. Don't do what I did.
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I would bet on Wrestlemania before I bet on the NBA
October 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I would bet on Wrestlemania before I bet on the NBA
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I'm tired of living in a home without wood paneling.
October 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I'm tired of living in a home without wood paneling.
Somewhere in an alternate universe, I'm in my yard with my kids and I'm raking leaves. The sun's shining. I watch the kids run and play and the little one jumps in the pile of leaves.
"GODDAMMIT I JUST RAKED THOSE. GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE," I bellow. I start to cry. This is the third time today.
"GODDAMMIT I JUST RAKED THOSE. GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE," I bellow. I start to cry. This is the third time today.
October 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Somewhere in an alternate universe, I'm in my yard with my kids and I'm raking leaves. The sun's shining. I watch the kids run and play and the little one jumps in the pile of leaves.
"GODDAMMIT I JUST RAKED THOSE. GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE," I bellow. I start to cry. This is the third time today.
"GODDAMMIT I JUST RAKED THOSE. GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE," I bellow. I start to cry. This is the third time today.
I don't think it gets said enough, but flavors are great. I love flavors.
September 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I don't think it gets said enough, but flavors are great. I love flavors.
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"It's the MLB playoffs – expect the unexpected."
- Jon Bois
- Jon Bois
September 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"It's the MLB playoffs – expect the unexpected."
- Jon Bois
- Jon Bois
No one will ever believe me, but I swear to God I just drove by a twerking Squidward.
September 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
No one will ever believe me, but I swear to God I just drove by a twerking Squidward.
1. Sailor Saturn
2. Sailor Mercury
3. Sailor Neptune
4. Sailor Moon
5. Sailor Mars
6. Sailor Pluto
7. Sailor Jupiter
8. Sailor Uranus
9. Sailor Venus
2. Sailor Mercury
3. Sailor Neptune
4. Sailor Moon
5. Sailor Mars
6. Sailor Pluto
7. Sailor Jupiter
8. Sailor Uranus
9. Sailor Venus
September 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
1. Sailor Saturn
2. Sailor Mercury
3. Sailor Neptune
4. Sailor Moon
5. Sailor Mars
6. Sailor Pluto
7. Sailor Jupiter
8. Sailor Uranus
9. Sailor Venus
2. Sailor Mercury
3. Sailor Neptune
4. Sailor Moon
5. Sailor Mars
6. Sailor Pluto
7. Sailor Jupiter
8. Sailor Uranus
9. Sailor Venus
Was just thinking about how I could use a bucket for a couple things around the house, so maybe I should buy some ice cream. That my brain didn't go straight to "bucket" makes me think I should probably lay off the sweets.
September 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Was just thinking about how I could use a bucket for a couple things around the house, so maybe I should buy some ice cream. That my brain didn't go straight to "bucket" makes me think I should probably lay off the sweets.
I used to be somebody. I was an international icon!
September 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I used to be somebody. I was an international icon!
Just found out that there are people out there who have favorite Ninja Turtles besides Michaelangelo.
Nothing in this world makes sense anymore.
Nothing in this world makes sense anymore.
September 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Just found out that there are people out there who have favorite Ninja Turtles besides Michaelangelo.
Nothing in this world makes sense anymore.
Nothing in this world makes sense anymore.
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We need to find a way to divert troubled young men into cinephilia. No one who has logged 300+ films on letterboxd has ever assassinated anybody.
September 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
We need to find a way to divert troubled young men into cinephilia. No one who has logged 300+ films on letterboxd has ever assassinated anybody.
Oh shoot, I forgot to say I saw a crow with an entire saltine cracker yesterday. That was pretty neat.
September 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Oh shoot, I forgot to say I saw a crow with an entire saltine cracker yesterday. That was pretty neat.
The plural of "masseuse" can't be "masseuses", can it?
Masseuses. Masseuses. That's too weird of a word.
I refuse to look this up.
Masseuses. Masseuses. That's too weird of a word.
I refuse to look this up.
September 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The plural of "masseuse" can't be "masseuses", can it?
Masseuses. Masseuses. That's too weird of a word.
I refuse to look this up.
Masseuses. Masseuses. That's too weird of a word.
I refuse to look this up.