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I love to wear my 11'-8" shirt because men always think it has something to do with height and confront me, and I get to watch the light die in their eyes as I infodump to them about the Norfolk Southern–Gregson Street Overpass, the infamous "Can Opener" bridge built in 1940 in Durham, North Carolin
now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister.
December 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister.
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⛓️⚠️APOLLO BUGMAN 2.0 ANNOUNCEMENT ⚠️⛓️
Kept you guys waiting long enough. It's about time I get this party started, eh?
Better book an exterminator, this guy's a real pest. 🪲
📅 Saturday, December 6th, 3 p.m. ET
Kept you guys waiting long enough. It's about time I get this party started, eh?
Better book an exterminator, this guy's a real pest. 🪲
📅 Saturday, December 6th, 3 p.m. ET
November 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
⛓️⚠️APOLLO BUGMAN 2.0 ANNOUNCEMENT ⚠️⛓️
Kept you guys waiting long enough. It's about time I get this party started, eh?
Better book an exterminator, this guy's a real pest. 🪲
📅 Saturday, December 6th, 3 p.m. ET
Kept you guys waiting long enough. It's about time I get this party started, eh?
Better book an exterminator, this guy's a real pest. 🪲
📅 Saturday, December 6th, 3 p.m. ET
Vtuber collab names are either the most poetic phrase you've ever heard or "The Piss Fuckers" and there's nothing in-between
November 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Vtuber collab names are either the most poetic phrase you've ever heard or "The Piss Fuckers" and there's nothing in-between
Nah, what you wanna do is get yourself some Ludicolo, Pidgeotto, some Galarian Corsola, Carracosta, a little Gimmighoul, then put all of that on a nice Torterra with a bit of Rattata and Gourgeist? Molto bene
November 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Nah, what you wanna do is get yourself some Ludicolo, Pidgeotto, some Galarian Corsola, Carracosta, a little Gimmighoul, then put all of that on a nice Torterra with a bit of Rattata and Gourgeist? Molto bene
Oh, this is just disingenuous
November 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Oh, this is just disingenuous
Looked up the pronunciation of "Fyodor" out of idle curiosity and accidentally stumbled upon a Bungo Stray Dogs subreddit accidentally doing advanced racism by arguing that "Fyodor Dostoevsky" was not a "white" name
October 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Looked up the pronunciation of "Fyodor" out of idle curiosity and accidentally stumbled upon a Bungo Stray Dogs subreddit accidentally doing advanced racism by arguing that "Fyodor Dostoevsky" was not a "white" name
My ideal interior design style would be Frank Lloyd Wright's USCSS Nostromo
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 AM
My ideal interior design style would be Frank Lloyd Wright's USCSS Nostromo
He heard a woman's voice telling him what to do, and couldn't stop himself from interrupting
September 19, 2025 at 12:52 PM
He heard a woman's voice telling him what to do, and couldn't stop himself from interrupting
そしてもちろん、ZUNさんの「東方
September 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
そしてもちろん、ZUNさんの「東方
I love how the NPCs in Umamusume all have sweet little names like Frilled Lemon and Girly Smile and the characters based on actual racehorses all have names like Herr Krankenwagen and Knives For Teeth
September 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I love how the NPCs in Umamusume all have sweet little names like Frilled Lemon and Girly Smile and the characters based on actual racehorses all have names like Herr Krankenwagen and Knives For Teeth
Bluesky...
You really should apologize to the Funyarinpa....
Like, right now...
It seems willing to hear you out...
You really should apologize to the Funyarinpa....
Like, right now...
It seems willing to hear you out...
September 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Bluesky...
You really should apologize to the Funyarinpa....
Like, right now...
It seems willing to hear you out...
You really should apologize to the Funyarinpa....
Like, right now...
It seems willing to hear you out...
Walked three kilometers ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
August 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Walked three kilometers ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
It's so funny when you order delivery from a restaurant five minutes away and the order tracker shows that the driver has just picked up your order and is currently twenty-three minutes away from you. Bro's on a Zamboni machine 😭
August 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It's so funny when you order delivery from a restaurant five minutes away and the order tracker shows that the driver has just picked up your order and is currently twenty-three minutes away from you. Bro's on a Zamboni machine 😭
Environmental storytelling
July 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Environmental storytelling
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The Rice Cakes are Today.
My latest for @nowthenmag.bsky.social
Someone has been sticking up invitations to a rice cake eating competition on pedestrian crossings around Sheffield. This is my nomination for Event Of The Year.
nowthenmagazine.com/articles/the...
Someone has been sticking up invitations to a rice cake eating competition on pedestrian crossings around Sheffield. This is my nomination for Event Of The Year.
nowthenmagazine.com/articles/the...
The ricecake gobblers have inadvertently provided Sheffield with its art event of the year
A rain-damaged invitation to watch two individuals consume rice cakes in Sheffield's Weston Park – bulletproof recession entertainment meets nouveau punk Dada art.
nowthenmagazine.com
July 25, 2025 at 8:32 AM
The Rice Cakes are Today.
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This is the platonic ideal of sniffing
July 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This is the platonic ideal of sniffing
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A collaborative effort from M.E.O.W Headquarters
Coming soon, August 10th 2025...
Caspurr Catacini: The Game
#Caspurrtfolio #Birthdaycini2025
Coming soon, August 10th 2025...
Caspurr Catacini: The Game
#Caspurrtfolio #Birthdaycini2025
July 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
A collaborative effort from M.E.O.W Headquarters
Coming soon, August 10th 2025...
Caspurr Catacini: The Game
#Caspurrtfolio #Birthdaycini2025
Coming soon, August 10th 2025...
Caspurr Catacini: The Game
#Caspurrtfolio #Birthdaycini2025
Believe it or not, this wasn't even the worst answer he gave that night 💀
#Clipacini #CaspurrCatacini
#Clipacini #CaspurrCatacini
June 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Believe it or not, this wasn't even the worst answer he gave that night 💀
#Clipacini #CaspurrCatacini
#Clipacini #CaspurrCatacini
The fool says Kia Sorento is a Gundam name; the wise man says Kia Sorento is a Macross name. But only the truly enlightened ones know:
Kia Sorento is actually a Rayearth name.
Kia Sorento is actually a Rayearth name.
June 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The fool says Kia Sorento is a Gundam name; the wise man says Kia Sorento is a Macross name. But only the truly enlightened ones know:
Kia Sorento is actually a Rayearth name.
Kia Sorento is actually a Rayearth name.
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Happy Litha! May Her blessings be with you 💛🌞
June 20, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Happy Litha! May Her blessings be with you 💛🌞
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I need all of #lawsky to see this video from a Colorado appeals court livestream yesterday. I am in actual tears. Sound *incredibly* on, the subtitles will not help.
June 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I need all of #lawsky to see this video from a Colorado appeals court livestream yesterday. I am in actual tears. Sound *incredibly* on, the subtitles will not help.
June 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM