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now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister.
December 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Oh, this is just disingenuous
A survey from Google asking users to rate the amount of ad content on their feed. The most contented face, on the far left, corresponds to the option "far too much" and the most distressed face, on the far right, corresponds to "just right."
November 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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My ideal interior design style would be Frank Lloyd Wright's USCSS Nostromo
The Metropolitan Museum of Art's 1983 reconstruction of the living room of the Francis W. Little house designed by Frank Lloyd Wright. A film still of the mess hall of the USCSS Nostromo, from the movie Alien (1979).
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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」とか。
September 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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ＰＲＯＪＥＣＴ
September 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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そしてもちろん、ZUNさんの「東方
September 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Bluesky...
You really should apologize to the Funyarinpa....
Like, right now...
It seems willing to hear you out...
An enigmatic, high-contrast image composed of irregular black and white shapes
September 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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A screenshot of a tweet that features an image of the character Anya Forger, from the anime Spy x Family, holding a fork and spoon with a starry-eyed expression. The original pro-tariff caption says "Can't wait to afford groceries again" and was posted with all hope and sincerity; this tweet has since been deleted, along with the account that posted it. Godspeed, you dumbfuck.
August 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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August 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Environmental storytelling
A pair of double light switches mounted on the wall outside a restroom. The one on the left is labeled NOT THE BATHROOM LIGHT. The one on the right is labeled ALSO NOT THE BATHROOM LIGHT.
July 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Believe it or not, this wasn't even the worst answer he gave that night 💀
#Clipacini #CaspurrCatacini
June 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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He may be their fourth-best agent, but he always puts safety first ⛽
#Clipacini #CaspurrCatacini
June 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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He's an incurable romantic...
#Jokesuiji
June 9, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Randon is remarkably perceptive at times
#RandonArts #RandonTheOrc
May 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Ha ha, well, uh, that's...hmm 🫠
A written estimate for the dental procedure my cat needs; the estimated cost is between $844.90 and $1,147.40.
May 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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And to demonstrate my gratitude, I present to you this image of His Orbness, who could have saved me thirty simoleons today if he had just allowed me to clip his nails at home 🙃
A photograph of a very round black cat sitting on a black wooden ladder
May 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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So Spotify just read me to filth,
A screenshot of a Spotify playlist header. The mix is titled "escapism corecore saturday morning" and the description reads, "You listened to lonely and venting on Saturdays in the morning. Try some: escapism, corecore, comforting, ventcore, dissocia[tion]..." The screenshot indicates that this is a personalized playlist, generated for the user based on their personal listening habits. An edited image of Clippy, the Microsoft Office Assistant character, saying, "It looks like you're dissociating. Would you like help?"
April 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Caspurr Catacini has some "Toxic Love" for Spam hot pot 😍🍲
#CaspurrLIVE #CaspurrCatacini
March 30, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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Frosted Butts, an image of a seal point Persian cat with shapely human legs
March 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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DERANGED vtuber HISSES at FANS
#CaspurrLIVE #CaspurrCatacini
March 21, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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I love to wear my 11'-8" shirt because men always think it has something to do with height and confront me, and I get to watch the light die in their eyes as I infodump to them about the Norfolk Southern–Gregson Street Overpass, the infamous "Can Opener" bridge built in 1940 in Durham, North Carolin
Photo of the Norfolk Southern–Gregson Street Overpass and the multiple street signs warning truck drivers of the extremely low clearance
March 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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It's been a pretty effective pumpkin so far. I think I'm almost getting some dopamine from it.
Photo of zoo tiger with enrichment-providing pumpkin
March 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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My poor broccoli....
A plate of extra-crispy (burnt) broccoli and cheese that should not have spent "five more minutes" under the broiler.
March 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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I like it because it sounds like the title of a Gintama episode
March 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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In college, one of my friends said, "If salt and vinegar is a girl's favorite chip flavor, you KNOW she's bisexual," but I wasn't out to him so all I could do was go
"A two-panel image taken from an issue of the webcomic series Gunshow by K.C. Green, originally published in November 2010. The panels show a frowning person looking very disgruntled with their arms crossed in the first panel, followed by them throwing their hands in the air and yelling 'I GUESS' in the second." Image description from Know Your Meme (https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-guess-guy)
March 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM