CHEEXENOLYZE
@nobodycheese.bsky.social
nowhere I belong, therefore I am nothing
lost in an Ohio cityscape
40 he/him loser
lost in an Ohio cityscape
40 he/him loser
Being single and depressed on Valentines day is like top 5 of my 13th reasons.
February 15, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Being single and depressed on Valentines day is like top 5 of my 13th reasons.
Why is Snoop Dogg interviewing Olympic athletes.
February 13, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Why is Snoop Dogg interviewing Olympic athletes.
The people who are lighting fires on their keyboard over the VA cast from Mewgenics is just hilarious.
"Someone I dislike meow'd into a microphone for a game and I dont like it".
Take your meds, drink some water, go outside. Its not that serious.
"Someone I dislike meow'd into a microphone for a game and I dont like it".
Take your meds, drink some water, go outside. Its not that serious.
February 12, 2026 at 2:59 PM
The people who are lighting fires on their keyboard over the VA cast from Mewgenics is just hilarious.
"Someone I dislike meow'd into a microphone for a game and I dont like it".
Take your meds, drink some water, go outside. Its not that serious.
"Someone I dislike meow'd into a microphone for a game and I dont like it".
Take your meds, drink some water, go outside. Its not that serious.
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You matter so much.
Ignore the voices that say you're worthless.
People care about you 💙
Keep living and chasing your dreams
Ignore the voices that say you're worthless.
People care about you 💙
Keep living and chasing your dreams
February 12, 2026 at 5:59 AM
You matter so much.
Ignore the voices that say you're worthless.
People care about you 💙
Keep living and chasing your dreams
Ignore the voices that say you're worthless.
People care about you 💙
Keep living and chasing your dreams
So overwatch introduced Jetpack Cat, their cute "Jeff".
Jetpack Cat can contest points flying 50ft in the air.
Overwatch devs clearly dont play their own game anymore lmao.
Jetpack Cat can contest points flying 50ft in the air.
Overwatch devs clearly dont play their own game anymore lmao.
February 12, 2026 at 5:15 AM
So overwatch introduced Jetpack Cat, their cute "Jeff".
Jetpack Cat can contest points flying 50ft in the air.
Overwatch devs clearly dont play their own game anymore lmao.
Jetpack Cat can contest points flying 50ft in the air.
Overwatch devs clearly dont play their own game anymore lmao.
I need this as a business card or a sticker or something I can have on hand to pass out to people that make my brain react that way cause I would never say it, im too awkward.
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 PM
I need this as a business card or a sticker or something I can have on hand to pass out to people that make my brain react that way cause I would never say it, im too awkward.
I love how instead of the Epstein files being released in their entirety to the public, the wealthy got first look and were offered a black marker for a nominal donation to campaigns.
February 8, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I love how instead of the Epstein files being released in their entirety to the public, the wealthy got first look and were offered a black marker for a nominal donation to campaigns.
I have packed my first box.
This is not a sexual innuendo.
I wish it were. But then i'd be posting from the past.
This is not a sexual innuendo.
I wish it were. But then i'd be posting from the past.
February 8, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I have packed my first box.
This is not a sexual innuendo.
I wish it were. But then i'd be posting from the past.
This is not a sexual innuendo.
I wish it were. But then i'd be posting from the past.
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Dinesh D'Souza: Unapologetically, I am a 50 year old man and I want to fuck kids.
Over on X, the Everything App, serious conservative thinker Dinesh D'Souza shared a video of an AI-generated woman on a fake podcast he seemingly thought was real, telling the audience that young women should get with older men. Dude, wtf?
February 6, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Dinesh D'Souza: Unapologetically, I am a 50 year old man and I want to fuck kids.
If ICE Agents played Elden RIng, they would try to enlist as Crucible Knights. Existing only to sap any and all fun out of any joy you were having. Heathpool higher than bosses. Unflinching. Uncaring. Spattered around doing FUCK ALL till you show up and then detect you from ORBIT. #EldenRIng
February 3, 2026 at 5:57 PM
If ICE Agents played Elden RIng, they would try to enlist as Crucible Knights. Existing only to sap any and all fun out of any joy you were having. Heathpool higher than bosses. Unflinching. Uncaring. Spattered around doing FUCK ALL till you show up and then detect you from ORBIT. #EldenRIng
Closed door proceedings about non-classified information is government corruption.
February 3, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Closed door proceedings about non-classified information is government corruption.
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Morgan Wallen Boycotts Grammys In Protest Of Desegregation https://theonion.com/morgan-wallen-boycotts-grammys-in-protest-of-desegregation/
January 31, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Morgan Wallen Boycotts Grammys In Protest Of Desegregation https://theonion.com/morgan-wallen-boycotts-grammys-in-protest-of-desegregation/
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So what I’m gathering is a pedophilic billionaire successfully worked to destigmatize race science among the academic, political, and business elite partly by sex trafficking girls. Is that the shape of it so far?
January 31, 2026 at 12:27 PM
So what I’m gathering is a pedophilic billionaire successfully worked to destigmatize race science among the academic, political, and business elite partly by sex trafficking girls. Is that the shape of it so far?
Can we leave videogames out of the ICE equation please?
Stop comparing them to the fear monger image that Republicans paint for videogames already. Youre going to create a confirmation bias for them as a get-out-of-jail-free card.
Stop comparing them to the fear monger image that Republicans paint for videogames already. Youre going to create a confirmation bias for them as a get-out-of-jail-free card.
January 30, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Can we leave videogames out of the ICE equation please?
Stop comparing them to the fear monger image that Republicans paint for videogames already. Youre going to create a confirmation bias for them as a get-out-of-jail-free card.
Stop comparing them to the fear monger image that Republicans paint for videogames already. Youre going to create a confirmation bias for them as a get-out-of-jail-free card.
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Eviction imminent
Credit cards all maxed and past due
Phone shut off
Internet a month behind but still on...
Electric a month behind but still on...
Disability timeline, unsure.
When do I start winning?
Credit cards all maxed and past due
Phone shut off
Internet a month behind but still on...
Electric a month behind but still on...
Disability timeline, unsure.
When do I start winning?
January 28, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Eviction imminent
Credit cards all maxed and past due
Phone shut off
Internet a month behind but still on...
Electric a month behind but still on...
Disability timeline, unsure.
When do I start winning?
Credit cards all maxed and past due
Phone shut off
Internet a month behind but still on...
Electric a month behind but still on...
Disability timeline, unsure.
When do I start winning?
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i think it's bad when people are mistreated
January 27, 2026 at 3:57 AM
i think it's bad when people are mistreated
Do you know why Overwatch League failed? It wasn't lack of investors. It was the developer relationship with the players. The developers wanted the game to exist a certain way, and it wasn't a fun competitive environment.
Player complaints are regularly ignored because the dev team has an ego.
Player complaints are regularly ignored because the dev team has an ego.
January 26, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Do you know why Overwatch League failed? It wasn't lack of investors. It was the developer relationship with the players. The developers wanted the game to exist a certain way, and it wasn't a fun competitive environment.
Player complaints are regularly ignored because the dev team has an ego.
Player complaints are regularly ignored because the dev team has an ego.
They plowed my parking lot, but they plowed a center line and buried the cars behind a 2-3 foot snow Bank.
I guess thanks? We got between 14-18 inches in total.
I guess thanks? We got between 14-18 inches in total.
January 26, 2026 at 1:37 PM
They plowed my parking lot, but they plowed a center line and buried the cars behind a 2-3 foot snow Bank.
I guess thanks? We got between 14-18 inches in total.
I guess thanks? We got between 14-18 inches in total.
Not the Zionists running a blue square commercial during the NFC Championship game.
January 26, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Not the Zionists running a blue square commercial during the NFC Championship game.