Nixleovel
@nixleovel.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 Living my life one bathroom floor breakdown at a time. #NoHumanIsIllegal
You know it’s bad when the onion can’t tell between satire and reality
That’s real life, not satire
www.cnn.com/2025/07/23/p...
I guess at this point satire would be ‘FDA approves hallucinogenic drug based on hallucinated studies’ or something
www.cnn.com/2025/07/23/p...
I guess at this point satire would be ‘FDA approves hallucinogenic drug based on hallucinated studies’ or something
FDA’s artificial intelligence is supposed to revolutionize drug approvals. It’s making up nonexistent studies. | CNN Politics
Insiders tell CNN the FDA’s AI is “hallucinating” studies and can’t access key documents. Agency leaders insist the AI is getting better, and use is not mandatory.
www.cnn.com
July 26, 2025 at 7:10 AM
You know it’s bad when the onion can’t tell between satire and reality
It’s impossible to look at Alligator Alcatraz and not think of Nazi concentration camps. What’s happening in the United States is utterly despicable and deplorable. It is a disgrace to all people.
#NoHumanIsIllegal #EndInhumaneDetention
#NoHumanIsIllegal #EndInhumaneDetention
July 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It’s impossible to look at Alligator Alcatraz and not think of Nazi concentration camps. What’s happening in the United States is utterly despicable and deplorable. It is a disgrace to all people.
#NoHumanIsIllegal #EndInhumaneDetention
#NoHumanIsIllegal #EndInhumaneDetention
Since WW3 is probably going to happen I just wanted to let you all know you were right. New Zealand doesn't exist.
Never did. That spot in the Pacific Ocean is empty.
Never did. That spot in the Pacific Ocean is empty.
June 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Since WW3 is probably going to happen I just wanted to let you all know you were right. New Zealand doesn't exist.
Never did. That spot in the Pacific Ocean is empty.
Never did. That spot in the Pacific Ocean is empty.
Stacking groceries on the conveyer is like a low stakes version of Tetris
June 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Stacking groceries on the conveyer is like a low stakes version of Tetris
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Defence Ministry Update: Border surveillance has not detected any abnormal activity. We stand rock-hop-ready to rock, set to defend ourselves against all threats both foreign and domestic (elephant seals mainly)
April 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Defence Ministry Update: Border surveillance has not detected any abnormal activity. We stand rock-hop-ready to rock, set to defend ourselves against all threats both foreign and domestic (elephant seals mainly)
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I care not about your tarriffs…
April 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I care not about your tarriffs…
Side note, the Wikimedia API is the best thing since sleep medication
April 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Side note, the Wikimedia API is the best thing since sleep medication
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Official Gov position on this: “Worry about your own OPSEC and economy first”.
GuanoTimes Opinion summary is: “Flock you ya ice-hole, go suck an unfertilized egg Mr. Eggseth
GuanoTimes Opinion summary is: “Flock you ya ice-hole, go suck an unfertilized egg Mr. Eggseth
Tariffs will be lifted on penguins when they forsake monogamy and when the males abandon the woke practice of caring for the young.
by Pete Hegseth
by Pete Hegseth
April 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Official Gov position on this: “Worry about your own OPSEC and economy first”.
GuanoTimes Opinion summary is: “Flock you ya ice-hole, go suck an unfertilized egg Mr. Eggseth
GuanoTimes Opinion summary is: “Flock you ya ice-hole, go suck an unfertilized egg Mr. Eggseth
I’m going to blow up 😄
April 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I’m going to blow up 😄
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February 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Two truths, one lie: Bananas produce antimatter. The Moon smells like gunpowder. We’re not on Bluesky.
December 10, 2024 at 10:13 AM
Two truths, one lie: Bananas produce antimatter. The Moon smells like gunpowder. We’re not on Bluesky.
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Wish that you spent your Friday doing something besides checking if TikTok was banned or not?
Try out @skylight.social — a video app built upon the same open network as Bluesky. You can login with your Bluesky account, and all of your followers seamlessly come with you.
Try out @skylight.social — a video app built upon the same open network as Bluesky. You can login with your Bluesky account, and all of your followers seamlessly come with you.
🎉 150,000+ USERS!! 🎉
Huge thanks to everyone who's supported us as we build this unbannable TikTok!
There's still so much more we want to build— your support makes it possible.
You all are the best 🥰
Join: skylight.social
Follow Skylight Squad:
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Huge thanks to everyone who's supported us as we build this unbannable TikTok!
There's still so much more we want to build— your support makes it possible.
You all are the best 🥰
Join: skylight.social
Follow Skylight Squad:
@reedharmeyer.bsky.social
@buildwithtori.com
April 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Wish that you spent your Friday doing something besides checking if TikTok was banned or not?
Try out @skylight.social — a video app built upon the same open network as Bluesky. You can login with your Bluesky account, and all of your followers seamlessly come with you.
Try out @skylight.social — a video app built upon the same open network as Bluesky. You can login with your Bluesky account, and all of your followers seamlessly come with you.
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People are upset at me for saying this- y’all if I put on eyebrows this fucked up and nobody told me I would be so mad.
Someone needs to please tell the Press Secretary to put the eyebrown pencil DOWN
March 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
People are upset at me for saying this- y’all if I put on eyebrows this fucked up and nobody told me I would be so mad.
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“Isn’t it cool that there’s this Ghibli AI filter that can-“
No!😄
No!😄
March 28, 2025 at 7:13 AM
“Isn’t it cool that there’s this Ghibli AI filter that can-“
No!😄
No!😄
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I know pretzels and nacho cheese can’t fix everything, but I am convinced it can make everything a solid 12-15% better.
December 19, 2024 at 9:29 PM
I know pretzels and nacho cheese can’t fix everything, but I am convinced it can make everything a solid 12-15% better.