Nissa Mitchell
@nissamitchell.com
Musician, Writer, Designer—Shitposter. She/her.
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Everyone loves my caked up steaks.
November 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Everyone loves my caked up steaks.
Listen—I make pretty okay sushi.
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Listen—I make pretty okay sushi.
Hi, yes—my youngest is very cute, and I’m fucking killing it as “the cool mom.”
October 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Hi, yes—my youngest is very cute, and I’m fucking killing it as “the cool mom.”
I take it all back, Joe Biden wasn’t a milquetoast neoliberal out of touch with the political reality of the United States. He was a visionary. An ally of untold measure. The only thing that would improve this is if the woman was topless in the first picture, too.
October 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I take it all back, Joe Biden wasn’t a milquetoast neoliberal out of touch with the political reality of the United States. He was a visionary. An ally of untold measure. The only thing that would improve this is if the woman was topless in the first picture, too.
P.S. Make cars sexy again.
October 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
P.S. Make cars sexy again.
Here are my favorite real pumpkins from tonight.
October 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Here are my favorite real pumpkins from tonight.
Favorite. Night. Of. The. Year.
October 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Favorite. Night. Of. The. Year.
My access to the divine feminine was sacrificed to the great god Dewalt and all I got was this shitty fence.
Finished building it today. It just needs to be sealed.
Finished building it today. It just needs to be sealed.
October 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My access to the divine feminine was sacrificed to the great god Dewalt and all I got was this shitty fence.
Finished building it today. It just needs to be sealed.
Finished building it today. It just needs to be sealed.
This is goth mom erasure, and I will not stand for it.
October 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This is goth mom erasure, and I will not stand for it.
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
September 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Eww, gross. Don’t go posting Fahrenheit like that without a warning.
September 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Eww, gross. Don’t go posting Fahrenheit like that without a warning.
Things that you find in the trash and that make you think, “You know what, my kids are fucking awesome.”
September 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Things that you find in the trash and that make you think, “You know what, my kids are fucking awesome.”
Hi. Yes. Can some explain these handlebars to me? How work? @bikemn.bsky.social
September 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Hi. Yes. Can some explain these handlebars to me? How work? @bikemn.bsky.social
Hello from the Grain Belt sign, which needs some green neon to be fixed.
September 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Hello from the Grain Belt sign, which needs some green neon to be fixed.
When you drive, your kids can’t ask to jog alongside you because they feel like they need to burn off some energy.
September 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
When you drive, your kids can’t ask to jog alongside you because they feel like they need to burn off some energy.
Why didn’t anybody tell me the genders are different in Australia? I’m not complaining, but if I had known years ago that “female toilet” was an option, it could have helped.
August 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Why didn’t anybody tell me the genders are different in Australia? I’m not complaining, but if I had known years ago that “female toilet” was an option, it could have helped.
Spotted Tuesday night at Wooden Ship’s Trivia. Men really are doing things.
August 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Spotted Tuesday night at Wooden Ship’s Trivia. Men really are doing things.
Listen, anyone interested in some painted rocks? I have a hookup.
August 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Listen, anyone interested in some painted rocks? I have a hookup.
The two genders (according to a Las Vegas “seafood restaurant”). Unironically, this is queer culture.
August 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The two genders (according to a Las Vegas “seafood restaurant”). Unironically, this is queer culture.
A lot of familiar items on the menu—especially the beer. They also have Käsespätzle, the only thing I could actually eat at the original. But the portions are absurd, and the onions are very sad.
August 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
A lot of familiar items on the menu—especially the beer. They also have Käsespätzle, the only thing I could actually eat at the original. But the portions are absurd, and the onions are very sad.
There’s an old man in lederhosen on a stage playing saxophone melodies over pop songs—like “I Want it That Way” by Backstreet Boys.
The ribbons/flags painted over the original’s ceiling to cover up the swastikas are, for some reason, poorly reproduced here.
The ribbons/flags painted over the original’s ceiling to cover up the swastikas are, for some reason, poorly reproduced here.
August 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
There’s an old man in lederhosen on a stage playing saxophone melodies over pop songs—like “I Want it That Way” by Backstreet Boys.
The ribbons/flags painted over the original’s ceiling to cover up the swastikas are, for some reason, poorly reproduced here.
The ribbons/flags painted over the original’s ceiling to cover up the swastikas are, for some reason, poorly reproduced here.
This afternoon’s/evening’s work was building a gate to our alley. It took longer than I expected, but for a first-time gate builder, I think it’s pretty neat.
August 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
This afternoon’s/evening’s work was building a gate to our alley. It took longer than I expected, but for a first-time gate builder, I think it’s pretty neat.
I started my day with a short, lazy ride on my Dutch bike to a coffee shop in my neighborhood. I ended it by driving out to Roseville and back. Ask me which experience was more delightful.
August 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I started my day with a short, lazy ride on my Dutch bike to a coffee shop in my neighborhood. I ended it by driving out to Roseville and back. Ask me which experience was more delightful.
I wish I had taken one for you, but I’m not in the habit of photographing fast casual food these days 😜. However, this picture of a copycat recipe is pretty close to what I got with the minor difference of having tortilla chip strips on top.
July 31, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I wish I had taken one for you, but I’m not in the habit of photographing fast casual food these days 😜. However, this picture of a copycat recipe is pretty close to what I got with the minor difference of having tortilla chip strips on top.
A ridiculously tall woman talks to you at a tech conference and then hands you this. Other than, “who the heck still has business cards?” how do you react?
July 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
A ridiculously tall woman talks to you at a tech conference and then hands you this. Other than, “who the heck still has business cards?” how do you react?