Nick Tortelli’s Ignominious Legacy
@nick-tortelli.bsky.social
I like nerd stuff… unless that nerd stuff is anti-LGBT, anti-woman, racist, etc because anti- stuff sucks
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We use the term "an actor's actor" often. There is also "a filmmaker's filmmaker". They don't always do well at the box office. Especially now. But when I am able to catch one of their films, I am so grateful for the reminder of why I chose this profession.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
We use the term "an actor's actor" often. There is also "a filmmaker's filmmaker". They don't always do well at the box office. Especially now. But when I am able to catch one of their films, I am so grateful for the reminder of why I chose this profession.
Lipa & Shmully prequel please
December 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Lipa & Shmully prequel please
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I tend not to watch current movies because it's a tedious cycle of breathlessly praising one movie for a month then immediately moving to another. i don't have time for that bullshit
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I tend not to watch current movies because it's a tedious cycle of breathlessly praising one movie for a month then immediately moving to another. i don't have time for that bullshit
Y'all, Jewish aggadah is so much fun and it's a disappointment when gentiles take our folklore and make it toothless. Lilith will fuck your husband then kill your baby on the same night. The Golem will smite your enemies then destroy the entire fkn town. Monsters in Jewish folklore are no joke
December 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Y'all, Jewish aggadah is so much fun and it's a disappointment when gentiles take our folklore and make it toothless. Lilith will fuck your husband then kill your baby on the same night. The Golem will smite your enemies then destroy the entire fkn town. Monsters in Jewish folklore are no joke
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*laughs in mid Gen X-er*
December 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
*laughs in mid Gen X-er*
people shilling for #thehuntforbensolo haven't even read the thing. Edgar Wright wanted to make an Ant-Man movie and there was similar grumbling, "why can't we have this excellent filmmaker's special perfect movie?", then details about it emerge and yikes, all us geeks dodged a bullet
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
people shilling for #thehuntforbensolo haven't even read the thing. Edgar Wright wanted to make an Ant-Man movie and there was similar grumbling, "why can't we have this excellent filmmaker's special perfect movie?", then details about it emerge and yikes, all us geeks dodged a bullet
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Co-worker: I watched Pulp Fiction and that's probably the oldest movie I'll ever see.
Me: On the ground in pain
Me: On the ground in pain
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Co-worker: I watched Pulp Fiction and that's probably the oldest movie I'll ever see.
Me: On the ground in pain
Me: On the ground in pain
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We won’t make any progress (or regain what we’ve lost) until white people give a fuck.
December 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
We won’t make any progress (or regain what we’ve lost) until white people give a fuck.
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I’m fvcking livid!!!
l seriously think I’m just as mad (if not more) about 2016 elections as I am about the 2024 elections.
Every time l see some asshole regressive yelling “do something” I see red.
They fvcked us in 2016 & it’s going to take decades to fix their bs.
I will never forgive them.
l seriously think I’m just as mad (if not more) about 2016 elections as I am about the 2024 elections.
Every time l see some asshole regressive yelling “do something” I see red.
They fvcked us in 2016 & it’s going to take decades to fix their bs.
I will never forgive them.
December 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I’m fvcking livid!!!
l seriously think I’m just as mad (if not more) about 2016 elections as I am about the 2024 elections.
Every time l see some asshole regressive yelling “do something” I see red.
They fvcked us in 2016 & it’s going to take decades to fix their bs.
I will never forgive them.
l seriously think I’m just as mad (if not more) about 2016 elections as I am about the 2024 elections.
Every time l see some asshole regressive yelling “do something” I see red.
They fvcked us in 2016 & it’s going to take decades to fix their bs.
I will never forgive them.
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"Hey, you're not the penis inspector!"
December 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"Hey, you're not the penis inspector!"
I decided it's time for the kids in the family to graduate from dreidel to blackjack. My sister is gonna love my "it's not gambling if it's for chocolate gelt" excuse
December 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I decided it's time for the kids in the family to graduate from dreidel to blackjack. My sister is gonna love my "it's not gambling if it's for chocolate gelt" excuse
Me: "Kate Bush walked so Tori Amos could run"
Zoomer: "who's Tori Amos?"
Me: *slams my own head in the car door*
Zoomer: "who's Tori Amos?"
Me: *slams my own head in the car door*
The people saying that nobody heard of Kate Bush in the mid-eighties are really getting on my last nerve. Most of the world knew her for years and in 1985 she finally broke the USA. Either you were a baby you just had your head in the sand and were exposed to no music. She wasn't niche (anymore)
a woman with red hair is singing into a microphone in a dark room .
Alt: Kate Bush singing wuthering heights in white dress
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Me: "Kate Bush walked so Tori Amos could run"
Zoomer: "who's Tori Amos?"
Me: *slams my own head in the car door*
Zoomer: "who's Tori Amos?"
Me: *slams my own head in the car door*
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That kid talks like Bizarro so I think we know who the real daddy is.
December 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
That kid talks like Bizarro so I think we know who the real daddy is.
The Texas Bathroom bill goes into effect today. How it works is, you go into any men's room in a government building, holler "PENIS CHECK," and then you look at everyone's dinguses. Any dude without a wang owes you a million bucks, just like in the Bible.
December 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The Texas Bathroom bill goes into effect today. How it works is, you go into any men's room in a government building, holler "PENIS CHECK," and then you look at everyone's dinguses. Any dude without a wang owes you a million bucks, just like in the Bible.
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quitting a game at the final boss you cant get past? edging
December 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
quitting a game at the final boss you cant get past? edging
@filmsradiance.bsky.social are there any plans for a US / region-free version of Pocket Money / Small Change? It's one of my all-time favorites!
UK: Finally, we welcome our latest Truffaut release with his charming portrait of childhood: POCKET MONEY.
This limited edition UK Blu-ray premiere is accompanied by a new interview with curator Sonali Joshi, a rare archival interview with the director, on-set footage and more.
This limited edition UK Blu-ray premiere is accompanied by a new interview with curator Sonali Joshi, a rare archival interview with the director, on-set footage and more.
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
@filmsradiance.bsky.social are there any plans for a US / region-free version of Pocket Money / Small Change? It's one of my all-time favorites!
Got up, showered, and had my coffee... Now I'm ready to get baked and goon out to some Folgers porn for a few hours
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Got up, showered, and had my coffee... Now I'm ready to get baked and goon out to some Folgers porn for a few hours
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We're going to need a bigger Bard.
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December 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
We're going to need a bigger Bard.
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I'll never understand the Bluesky algorithm. Why has my Discover feed changed from Furry Thirst-Traps to Spaceship Design? -- I've literally never been interested in either
December 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I'll never understand the Bluesky algorithm. Why has my Discover feed changed from Furry Thirst-Traps to Spaceship Design? -- I've literally never been interested in either
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obligatory
DARKSKA IS
DARKSKA IS
December 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
obligatory
DARKSKA IS
DARKSKA IS
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FOURTH WORLD SKA
[Metron starts skanking]
[Metron starts skanking]
December 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
FOURTH WORLD SKA
[Metron starts skanking]
[Metron starts skanking]
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The Holiday season doesn't begin for me until I see Iggy Pop as Mr. Zellweger in the movie "Snow Day."
November 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The Holiday season doesn't begin for me until I see Iggy Pop as Mr. Zellweger in the movie "Snow Day."
Will has an inspiring arc through in the first 4 eps. Through his interactions with Robin, he gains a new understanding of himself and consequently unlocks his true power. I don't expect anti-Zionists to care about this, though. They don't care about LGBTQ+ people.
I’m on episode 4 of the new Stranger Things and it’s been quite dull so far. I don’t know whether it’s because I know the actor playing him is a Zionist POS and/or just because he’s a bad actor, but Will is noticeably even more annoying this season.
November 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Will has an inspiring arc through in the first 4 eps. Through his interactions with Robin, he gains a new understanding of himself and consequently unlocks his true power. I don't expect anti-Zionists to care about this, though. They don't care about LGBTQ+ people.