Nick Tortelli’s Ignominious Legacy
@nick-tortelli.bsky.social
I like nerd stuff… unless that nerd stuff is anti-LGBT, anti-woman, racist, etc because anti- stuff sucks
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Lipa & Shmully prequel please
December 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Lipa & Shmully prequel please
Love whoever that is front and center
December 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Love whoever that is front and center
I agreed to get married but I secretly hoped I'd be killed on my honeymoon by Telly Savalas
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I agreed to get married but I secretly hoped I'd be killed on my honeymoon by Telly Savalas
Bruh it's so easy to read over 100 books a year
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Bruh it's so easy to read over 100 books a year
Re-read his post! He literally says "being anti-Zionist *IS* being anti-Jewish." He's admitting he's bigot! 🤣 What an absolute clown.
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Re-read his post! He literally says "being anti-Zionist *IS* being anti-Jewish." He's admitting he's bigot! 🤣 What an absolute clown.
My husband better appreciate the fancy Thanksgiving meal I made him
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
My husband better appreciate the fancy Thanksgiving meal I made him
Orion!
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Orion!
My secret is that I say my favorite Star Wars movie is the Last Jedi so I can fit in with the smooth-brains and get them to buy my overpriced magic brownies
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
My secret is that I say my favorite Star Wars movie is the Last Jedi so I can fit in with the smooth-brains and get them to buy my overpriced magic brownies
Players only love this game when they're playing
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Players only love this game when they're playing
Me 15 minutes into my first group therapy session
November 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Me 15 minutes into my first group therapy session
With all the rumors swirling, I'm honestly confused. Haven't most of us performed oral sex on a Clinton at one time or another?
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 AM
With all the rumors swirling, I'm honestly confused. Haven't most of us performed oral sex on a Clinton at one time or another?
Me and my girls rolling into the orgy like
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Me and my girls rolling into the orgy like
Credits
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Credits
Grant Morrison's "The Invisibles"
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Grant Morrison's "The Invisibles"
Looks like the iPhone 17 Pro
October 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Looks like the iPhone 17 Pro
I'm not really following the NYC mayoral thing, but it looks like Mamdami is pro-union... Unless it comes to the huge NYC entertainment industry 😂
October 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I'm not really following the NYC mayoral thing, but it looks like Mamdami is pro-union... Unless it comes to the huge NYC entertainment industry 😂
Transmasc Paul Bunion way ahead of his time
October 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Transmasc Paul Bunion way ahead of his time
If you want to contact me, go through my assistant
October 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If you want to contact me, go through my assistant
It's called the Horseshoe Theory, and it explains the portal between Right and Left Populism
October 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It's called the Horseshoe Theory, and it explains the portal between Right and Left Populism
This little fella crawled inside
October 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This little fella crawled inside
(first day at Blizzard licensing)
Boss: what's the next World of Warcraft weapon model we should sell?
Employee 1: Dragonwrath, Tarecgosa's Rest
Employee 2: Xal'atath, Blade of the Black Empire
Me: a dildo shaped like Thrall's cock
Boss: what's the next World of Warcraft weapon model we should sell?
Employee 1: Dragonwrath, Tarecgosa's Rest
Employee 2: Xal'atath, Blade of the Black Empire
Me: a dildo shaped like Thrall's cock
October 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
(first day at Blizzard licensing)
Boss: what's the next World of Warcraft weapon model we should sell?
Employee 1: Dragonwrath, Tarecgosa's Rest
Employee 2: Xal'atath, Blade of the Black Empire
Me: a dildo shaped like Thrall's cock
Boss: what's the next World of Warcraft weapon model we should sell?
Employee 1: Dragonwrath, Tarecgosa's Rest
Employee 2: Xal'atath, Blade of the Black Empire
Me: a dildo shaped like Thrall's cock
I did a reverse image Google search on this picture and it looks like it was originally published in 2014 on an Iranian news site in a story about Ukraine. You're literally sharing disinformation. Have you even vetted 1% of what you share?
October 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I did a reverse image Google search on this picture and it looks like it was originally published in 2014 on an Iranian news site in a story about Ukraine. You're literally sharing disinformation. Have you even vetted 1% of what you share?
How can anyone take you seriously with this in your banner? You're a racist troll and @moderation.bsky.app knows about you now. Take your creepy racist BS back to Twitter
October 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
How can anyone take you seriously with this in your banner? You're a racist troll and @moderation.bsky.app knows about you now. Take your creepy racist BS back to Twitter