Nichole Christoff
@nicholechristoff.com
Writer, recovering broadcaster, and former military spouse? That's me! USA TODAY bestselling author, hound dog wrangler, DIYer in an old house, cocktail connoisseur, classic film buff, and occasional university adjunct.
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I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
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Seriously, was just thinking about CanCon this morning!!!
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Seriously, was just thinking about CanCon this morning!!!
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Brrr! While I got a couple hours of shut-eye, a cold front rolled in, making the house chilly. I might go back to bed! (Thankful I can since it’s the day before Thanksgiving!)
a cartoon penguin is wrapped in a pink and white blanket
Alt: a shivering cartoon penguin is wrapped in a pink and white blanket
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November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Brrr! While I got a couple hours of shut-eye, a cold front rolled in, making the house chilly. I might go back to bed! (Thankful I can since it’s the day before Thanksgiving!)
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I’m beginning to think the fun people come out to skeet after 3AM!
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I’m beginning to think the fun people come out to skeet after 3AM!
Controversial statement: At my house we’re not baking pies this year; I made Ginger-Peach Cake instead!
a dog with curly hair is rolling out dough in a kitchen
Alt: a dog with curly hair is rolling out dough in a kitchen
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November 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Controversial statement: At my house we’re not baking pies this year; I made Ginger-Peach Cake instead!
I’ve just decided I should be extremely wealthy so I can pay staff an excellent salary to help me get a few things done…
a penguin is pushing a wheelbarrow filled with money
Alt: a cartoon penguin is pushing a wheelbarrow filled with money
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November 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I’ve just decided I should be extremely wealthy so I can pay staff an excellent salary to help me get a few things done…
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The year I cookied Thanksgiving dinner instead of cooking Thanksgiving dinner.
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The year I cookied Thanksgiving dinner instead of cooking Thanksgiving dinner.
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PBS is celebrating Dick Van Dyke's centenary w/ a new documentary.
STARRING DICK VAN DYKE debuts Fri Dec 12 on AMERICAN MASTERS.
www.pbs.org/wnet/america... #PBS #DickVanDyke
STARRING DICK VAN DYKE debuts Fri Dec 12 on AMERICAN MASTERS.
www.pbs.org/wnet/america... #PBS #DickVanDyke
Starring Dick Van Dyke - About the documentary | American Masters | PBS
Ahead of his 100th birthday, celebrate the life and career of iconic actor and comedian Dick Van Dyke.
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November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
PBS is celebrating Dick Van Dyke's centenary w/ a new documentary.
STARRING DICK VAN DYKE debuts Fri Dec 12 on AMERICAN MASTERS.
www.pbs.org/wnet/america... #PBS #DickVanDyke
STARRING DICK VAN DYKE debuts Fri Dec 12 on AMERICAN MASTERS.
www.pbs.org/wnet/america... #PBS #DickVanDyke
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she is also ready for “let’s circle back after the holidays” season
November 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
she is also ready for “let’s circle back after the holidays” season
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Hey, @npr.org’s Books We Love is here! This year, I wrote about books by Michael Farris Smith, William Boyle, Antonio Muñoz Molina, Sarah Gailey, Alafair Burke, Ling Ling Huang, Christopher Golden, and Tim Lebbon.
apps.npr.org/best-books/?...
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Books We Love
Here are 380+ great reads from 2025 handpicked just for you by NPR staffers and trusted critics.
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November 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Hey, @npr.org’s Books We Love is here! This year, I wrote about books by Michael Farris Smith, William Boyle, Antonio Muñoz Molina, Sarah Gailey, Alafair Burke, Ling Ling Huang, Christopher Golden, and Tim Lebbon.
apps.npr.org/best-books/?...
apps.npr.org/best-books/?...
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It's that time...
Put your turkey in the fridge to defrost! Now.
You're welcome!
Put your turkey in the fridge to defrost! Now.
You're welcome!
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It's that time...
Put your turkey in the fridge to defrost! Now.
You're welcome!
Put your turkey in the fridge to defrost! Now.
You're welcome!
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"Well, why doesn't he see a psychiatrist?" Herblock on the madness of McCarthy's televised, anti-communist crusade, June 1954.
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
"Well, why doesn't he see a psychiatrist?" Herblock on the madness of McCarthy's televised, anti-communist crusade, June 1954.
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Local woman wakes up, restarts the world, makes oatmeal.
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Local woman wakes up, restarts the world, makes oatmeal.
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
When your mom calls to “chat” but really wants you for tech support…🤣🤣🤣
a man wearing a t-shirt that says ptfm talking on a phone
Alt: a man wearing a t-shirt talking on a phone
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November 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
When your mom calls to “chat” but really wants you for tech support…🤣🤣🤣
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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People who adore the LLM-machine, that by design has no concern for truth, must have no concern for truth
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
People who adore the LLM-machine, that by design has no concern for truth, must have no concern for truth
