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Topical satire from the UK and around the world. You're not supposed to believe what we write, you idiot.
You would be humiliated almost beyond redemption.

This feature, however, is going to be hugely popular with the sort of losers who've struggled to make people laugh their entire lives. 🤷‍♂️
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Thank you in advance for your support (or even just suggestions for nicknames). Donations welcome here: buff.ly/0qDEkem

Thank you!
Richard
(Editor and occasional writer)
Richard Smith's Mo Space
Richard's Motivation: I am doing Movember because I was effectively bullied into growing a moustache by my 7-year-old daughter, who appears to revel in my public humiliation. I will not grow a…
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November 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
You can ignore the suggested amounts on the site and donate as much or as little as you feel comfortable with. Literally every single pound counts. I'd love to reach £300 by the end of the month, and if you can help me with that, I'd be extremely grateful. You can donate here: buff.ly/0qDEkem
Richard Smith's Mo Space
Richard's Motivation: I am doing Movember because I was effectively bullied into growing a moustache by my 7-year-old daughter, who appears to revel in my public humiliation. I will not grow a…
buff.ly
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I could always do with a few more, so if you have a decent nickname for someone who looks as ridiculous with a moustache as I do, I'd love to hear it!

I am, of course, also raising money for Movember, so if you would like to support Movember, any donation would be gratefully received.
Richard Smith's Mo Space
Richard's Motivation: I am doing Movember because I was effectively bullied into growing a moustache by my 7-year-old daughter, who appears to revel in my public humiliation. I will not grow a…
buff.ly
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM