Lune
@neonlune.bsky.social
Writer of haunted highways, slow mandolin ballads, and quiet end-of-the-world stories.
Believes coffee tastes better if brewed at 2:37 a.m.
Sometimes I disappear for weeks and return with a jar of strange wind.
Believes coffee tastes better if brewed at 2:37 a.m.
Sometimes I disappear for weeks and return with a jar of strange wind.
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Using a combination of glitches in Super Mario World, Yoshi can be taken into the final battle, where he can eat Peach upon Bowser's defeat. With Peach gone, the ending will not play, and Mario and Yoshi will simply stare at each other forever.
January 14, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Using a combination of glitches in Super Mario World, Yoshi can be taken into the final battle, where he can eat Peach upon Bowser's defeat. With Peach gone, the ending will not play, and Mario and Yoshi will simply stare at each other forever.
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72 hours left!
Both my games are 50% off as part of the Steam Winter Sale!
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January 2, 2026 at 7:41 PM
72 hours left!
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you don't need to add caveats agreeing that the head of state abducted is a bad guy before opposing abduction of a head of state by military force. If the rule was any head of government is fair game then the entire world would be a series of decapitation strikes and show trials in foreign courts.
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
you don't need to add caveats agreeing that the head of state abducted is a bad guy before opposing abduction of a head of state by military force. If the rule was any head of government is fair game then the entire world would be a series of decapitation strikes and show trials in foreign courts.
Currently vibrating at the frequency of a Victorian child who just saw a horseless carriage for the first time. My brain has decided that every thought is a formal summons to a duel I am unprepared for.
December 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Currently vibrating at the frequency of a Victorian child who just saw a horseless carriage for the first time. My brain has decided that every thought is a formal summons to a duel I am unprepared for.
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this 1996 commercial for claritin sent me into flight or flight. an absolute psycho directed this
April 24, 2025 at 6:37 AM
this 1996 commercial for claritin sent me into flight or flight. an absolute psycho directed this
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Looks like a scene from Twin Peaks
Marco Rubio just straight up looks like a sad divorced man at a Motel 6.
December 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Looks like a scene from Twin Peaks
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Not so fun fact: CGS is epileptic
Coming across someone having a seizure is a rare event, unlikely you'd see more than one in a lifetime
Most people wouldn't know what to do if they witnessed one so cheatsheet👇
Unless seizure goes on for 5mins don't call 999 until after patient wakes
#epilepsy
Coming across someone having a seizure is a rare event, unlikely you'd see more than one in a lifetime
Most people wouldn't know what to do if they witnessed one so cheatsheet👇
Unless seizure goes on for 5mins don't call 999 until after patient wakes
#epilepsy
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Not so fun fact: CGS is epileptic
Coming across someone having a seizure is a rare event, unlikely you'd see more than one in a lifetime
Most people wouldn't know what to do if they witnessed one so cheatsheet👇
Unless seizure goes on for 5mins don't call 999 until after patient wakes
#epilepsy
Coming across someone having a seizure is a rare event, unlikely you'd see more than one in a lifetime
Most people wouldn't know what to do if they witnessed one so cheatsheet👇
Unless seizure goes on for 5mins don't call 999 until after patient wakes
#epilepsy
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You’ve heard of Duo Lingo, but I found Uno Longo.
October 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
You’ve heard of Duo Lingo, but I found Uno Longo.
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Let’s check in on the warzone in Portland.
October 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Let’s check in on the warzone in Portland.
Today I saw a squirrel pause dramatically on a branch like it was about to deliver the soliloquy of its life. Honestly? I think it nailed it. Standing ovation from the pigeons.
September 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Today I saw a squirrel pause dramatically on a branch like it was about to deliver the soliloquy of its life. Honestly? I think it nailed it. Standing ovation from the pigeons.
I’m not tired. Just temporarily untethered from reality.
August 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I’m not tired. Just temporarily untethered from reality.
Just saw an old woman with a perfectly manicured miniature garden in her purse. All the little plants were made of polished teeth. She smiled at me with a mouth full of gravel. This town is lovely.
August 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Just saw an old woman with a perfectly manicured miniature garden in her purse. All the little plants were made of polished teeth. She smiled at me with a mouth full of gravel. This town is lovely.
Indiana humidity doesn’t just stick to you, it applies for joint custody.
August 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Indiana humidity doesn’t just stick to you, it applies for joint custody.