It depends on how we're defining obscure, but in terms of unknown/unavailable I want to say Serendipity(aka Friends of Pure Island) which AFAIK never got a home video release in Japan and was heavily edited down into a movie for the US in the VHS era.

Maybe there's an Italian DVD and fanbase? IDK

The actor is a real-life right-wing podcaster, so that's a pretty accurate assessment.

I remember being let down by it, but there's a part of me that thinks I should give it another chance.

That style of drawing instructions is what killed my desire to improve my drawing ability when I was a kid!

Wow, that's actually more cursed than this monstrosity I saw on Craigslist a while back

Theaters don’t need to reinvent the experience here. It doesn’t need to be a concert. Enforce phone use, maintain your projectors, bring back honest theatrical windows and hire a staff who cares about it. That’s all. I don’t need a four course meal, props, special guests or gimmicks. Give us movies.

I've only been to Baltimore a few times, but I've been there! I'm glad to see that they're still open and still rad as hell!