That's what plates are for!

Wait what. That is the least regrettable activity.

I've tried that and determined it's all Steamed Hams all the way down.

Well that's just boring!

I miss nearly all of it somehow

Why don't we make such deeply weird content anymore?

Stir whip stir whip whip whip stir.

WHERE IS THE KICKSTARTER PAGE FOR THIS I NEED IT NOW.

YES PLEASE

Anyway there are so many other random details on his Wikipedia and now from an initial desire to post a weird and probably genre-inaccurate photo thing I've spent like half an hour in this internet hole. The world is weird and wonderful.

He's also hosted a radio show for like twenty years. In his law career, he's served as a volunteer judge in LA country, which apparently is a thing? You can just volunteer to be a judge??

This led me down a further rabbit hole into Escalante's Wikipedia page. Not only did he play bass and write songs for his band The Vandals, he is a lawyer who's worked on a variety of TV series, and is the creator and director of a paranormal travel series.

Anyway this led me to wonder who wrote the song, and it turns out it's actually a cover. Despite the song clearly being set in Britain, the original band that performed it (and the songwriter Joe Escalante) are American.

Seriously read the lyrics yourself, they're wild. Remember this is a Christmas song! genius.com/No-doubt-oi-...

I've been listening to this song every holiday season for like three decades now and only now do I realise it's a Christmas song about a skinhead beating up someone who wears a turban, then that person taking revenge then eventually… using his turban to save the skinhead and rappel down a building?

Surprise reels are the absolute fucking worst and I'm sick of their obsession with it. Reels at the top, reels in the middle, reels in the feed, reels when you swipe right, reels reels reels! Everything is reels!