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Neal Jennings ☮️
@nealjennings.bsky.social
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Proud queer, based in Vancouver, BC (unceded Coast Salish territory). My politics are best described as eco-left. I will definitely also be posting about pop culture and urbanism, and will certainly be engaging in general nihilism. They/them, please.
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What if we got the wrong Carney as our prime minister?
A photo of Art Carney with a wookiee.
December 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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This street sign in North Van always looks like it was made by AI.
Screenshot from Google Streetview with a green traffic light on either side. In the middle is a blue street sign which reads "W 21st St" where the st of 21st is subscript and the St at the end is superscript.
December 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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So I was going to just post this photo with an excerpt of No Doubt's Oi To The World but then I read the lyrics and fell down a big ol' internet rabbit hole.
A photo of Vancouver's Robson Square. In the foreground is a Christmas tree, in the mid distance is a festive light up sign that reads "ska" but probably has more letters after that that are obscured by the Christmas tree, and in the background is a tiny outdoor ice skating rink.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Anyone else's YouTube Recap straight up calling you a nerd?
Screenshot from YouTube recap. Text reads "YouTube * X 2025 RECAP Personality type The Curious Mind Top interests Train travel videos Exploring different cultures Relaxing music playlists Top channels 7idea Productions BBC MUSIC BBC Music Jago Hazzard youtube.com/recap Share"
December 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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The BCCS contributing its opinion to the "is Die Hard a Christmas movie" debate, as well:
Screenshot of the BC Cannabis Stores website. The header says "Season's Greenings Get ready for the holidays! Explore our collection of limited-edition holiday products alongside 2025’s best sellers, and find the perfect gifts." The page lists several items, including one called "Nakataomi Plaza Pre-Roll".
December 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Air Canada coming in hot with its take on the "is this a Christmas movie" discourse.
Photo of the in-flight entertainment system on an Air Canada plane. The category of film is "Festive Favourites" and the titles visible are Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale, 8-Bit Christmas, A Christmas Story, A Christmas Story Christmas, About A Boy, About Time, Almost Christmas, Batman Returns, Black Night Parade, Christmas Carole, and you can also see the tops of the posters for Did Hard, E.T., Elf, Everybody's Fine, and Four Christmases. Photo of the same movie list, now showing Fred Claus, Frozen, Frozen II, Gremlins, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, and the top portion of five other Harry Potter films.
December 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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I realise the standard pants/skirt icons are already weird gender stereotypes but the gendered washroom icons in SCL airport lean extra hard into both gender norms and the beauty standard. 🚻
Photo of a washroom sign at SCL airport. The "male" icon is a circle at the top with an oval-like shape below it, but the oval is flat on the bottom and is split in two in the bottom half presumably to signify legs. The "female" icon is topped with a sideways comma, below which is a perfect hourglass shape, with two skinny ovals below it which seem to signify legs. To the right of these is also a baby icon which is a shorter but not skinnier version of the male icon, with a triangle pointing downwards across the crotch. To the right of that, not separated with a line like the other icons are, is a fairly standard looking wheelchair icon. None of the icons have arms. Photo of the same icons on a big wall at the entrance of the toilet area. There is a very large version of the men and women icons leading to open paths on either end, but only half of each icon is visible. Beside those is the corresponding icon in a size similar to the previous photo, along with a wheelchair icon. The wheelchair icon beside the male icon is similar to the previous photo, the one beside the female icon appears similar to the female icon but sitting on the wheelchair. In the middle, beside a non-descript and definitely not wheelchair accessible door, is the baby icon followed by two wheelchair icons, similar to the ones used for each gender to either side.
December 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Help, this was from before I subscribed and I definitely want to listen to this episode but it's broken :(
Screenshot of the Pocket Casts app, loaded to the episode referred to in the post being replied to. There is an error message halfway down saying "Download Failed. This episode may have been moved or deleted. Contact the podcast author. (Error 403 forbidden).
December 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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I wonder how much the Argentinean Coca-Cola bottler saves per year by making its cans 1 mL smaller than the ones in Canada and the US.
Photo of a can of Fanta Orange, which indicates it contains 354 mL.
December 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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This new genre of "advertisement disguised as bad internet apology" is really gross. Like, we're all reading for the schadenfreude, only to find it's just a stupid ad. It's manipulative and gives me the ick.
Screenshot of a Facebook ad for Vessi, text reads: Vessi Sponsored The best sale of the year is on now. Save up to...see more We're sorry We want to acknowledge some unexpected outcomes from our Black Friday Sale and offer a heartfelt apology for any chaos it may have caused. Offering 25% off sitewide and up to 55% off select items has led to: An uptick in good moods A surge in extra-long walks Widespread dry socks Extreme comfort We take full responsibility and are truly sorry. To help restore balance, the Black Friday Sale will officially end on 1 December. vessi.com At least 25% off sitewide Shop now Screenshot of a Facebook ad for Second Cup. Text reads: Second Cup Canada 19 Nov We are truly sorry for always exceeding expectations. -...see more To Our Valued Second Cup Community, It has come to our attention that our famous Candy Cane Hot Chocolate has been causing some... disruptions. According to recent reports from our loyal customers, it has been too comforting, too indulgent, and occasionally responsible for unexpected boosts in serotonin on cold mornings. We'd also like to address the situation with our Dubai Hot Chocolate. It's been called "unfairly smooth," "criminally silky," and "the closest thing to being wrapped in a warm blanket by someone who genuinely cares". Its creamy sweetness may have crossed a line, and for that... we suppose we should apologize. Furthermore, the whipped cream on top has only made things worse, the soft peaks melting into the cup, the way it floats. We understand how it could be overwhelming. Truly, it's too good. We hear you. We didn't expect the wave of compliments, love notes, and emotional support messages our drinks would inspire. But if a little cup of coziness is what people need, we're not sorry enough to stop. Our Hot Chocolates were made to spark joy, warm hands, and maybe melt a few hearts, and if that's a crisis, we'll gladly take responsibility. Warmly, Second Cup
November 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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I'm planning my trip to Argentina and the way my guide book casually implies a future involving a zombie Eva Perón is pretty wild.
Photo of a page of a travel book. The focused text reads: Cementerio de la Recoleta Join the feral cats and prowl around one of the world's most exclusive cemeteries, where Evita's final (for now) resting place lurks discreetly among eminent tombs, extravagant mausoleums and elaborate sculptures. See page 92
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Like, there are photographs available to us of ice harvesting because photography coexisted with the inability to produce cold artificially.
A black and white photograph of large blocks of ice being towed on a sled by horses. Some humans are also present.
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Is it just me or is Google playing fast and loose with the definition of "security update"?
Screenshot of the update screen of a Google Pixel phone. Text reads: "10:18 94 Installing security update... Optimizing your device, this may take a while Your Pixel is getting even better... Discover the latest enhancements and new features with this Pixel update, designed to make your device more helpful. Learn more on our Community page What's new? Instantly customize your Pixel with seasonal Wicked: For Good theme packs. One tap changes your wallpaper, icons, GIFs and sounds. [1] Bring more joy to the chat. Edit and reimagine any photo using Remix in Google Messages. [2] Pixel VIPs prioritizes notifications from your most important contacts and adds a new crisis badge. [3] Your Pixel now summarizes your message notifications, so you can see what's important right away. [4] Pause"
November 15, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Mostly the Zipcar driver was to blame but @communauto.bsky.social's default guidance is basically to find a parking spot that doesn't exist. Has anyone ever found permit-only residential street parking by Roy Thomson Hall?? I had to call multiple times and ended up North of Queen Street.
Screenshot from the app, text reads: If unable to park between the signed onstreet spots, please park on a nearby small street (NOT King or Wellington) in a spot that is not obstructing anything, or accessible parking, or a "No Standing"/"No Stopping" zone. Contact our Reservation Centre to advise us of the parking spot address. The parking permit in this vehicle is ONLY for the signed onstreet spots at 10 Emily Street, so please check parking restrictions and fees when parking during your trip.
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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[André 3000 voice]
Sorry Mrs Jackson, ooh, you have no name
Never got to have a given name
Memorialized never in time.
Photo of a historical photo and text on a wall at Jackson Square Mall in Hamilton. The text reads: MRS. LLOYD D. JACKSON OFFICIALLY OPENS HAMILTON COMPLEX NAMED IN HER HUSBAND'S HONOUR The Shopping Promenade of The Lloyd D. Jackson Square was officially opened during a traditional ribbon cutting ceremony. Wielding the scissors was 89-year-old Mrs. Lloyd D. Jackson, wife of Hamilton's Mayor from 1950-1962. Mrs. Jackson is seen here with the General Manager of The Standard Life Assurance Company, David Donald a major financial partner in the $30 million project, along with the developers, Yale Properties of Montreal. Closeup of the text, MRS. LLOYD D. JACKSON OFFICIALLY OPENS HAMILTON COMPLEX NAMED IN HER HUSBAND'S HONOUR The Shopping Promenade of The Lloyd D. Jackson Square was officially opened during a traditional ribbon cutting ceremony. Wielding the scissors was 89-year-old Mrs. Lloyd D. Jackson, wife of Hamilton's Mayor from 1950-1962. Mrs. Jackson is seen here with the General Manager of The Standard Life Assurance Company, David Donald a major financial partner in the $30 million project, along with the developers, Yale Properties of Montreal.
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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It always amazes me that this block, in particular, has been under redevelopment since at least 2005. I remember living kitty corner to it while they were loudly doing the early demolition.
Photo of the back of the Royal Connaught in Hamilton, Ontario. In the foreground is a surface parking lot, on the right is the back of the Royal Connaught, a heritage hotel upon which a modern condo has been built. To the left is an old but still standing building, and in between is the back side of a crumbling (but supported) façade.
November 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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This amazing police dog solves all the murders in St. John's Newfoundland!

All the murders in St. John's Newfoundland:
Screenshot of Statistics Canada homicide rate for 2020-2024. The number of homicides in those years, respectively, are 2, 4, 2, 3, and 2.
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Toronto reminding me of why I don't live here anymore. ❄️🥶
Photo of some buildings in Toronto with a layer of snow on top. The lower portion of the CN Tower is visible but the upper portion is hidden behind a bunch of flying snow. Photo of some buildings in Toronto with a layer of snow on top. Photo of some buildings in Toronto with a layer of snow on top.
November 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Good news everyone, your private jets and yachts are about to become cheaper!
Screenshot from the federal budget, text reads "To provide relief to the aviation and boating industries and increase the overall efficiency of the luxury tax framework, Budget 2025 announces the government’s intention to end the luxury tax on aircraft and vessels as of the day after Budget Day."
November 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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How much is the federal government spending on medicinal cannabis if the *savings* are over a billion dollars a year just from market price adjustments?
Screenshot of the budget, text reads: Outcomes Savings (26-27 to 29-30) Aligning Pension Benefits with the Consumer Price Index (CPI): The indexation of pensions for federal government employees should be consistent. The government is taking steps to align growth to CPI. $5.8 billion over four years Adjusting Medical Cannabis Benefits to Reflect Market Price: The government is aligning more closely with the current market prices for medical cannabis while providing the same benefits. $4.4 billion over four years
November 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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I am once again asking the Government of Canada to hire an editor, and to have a style guide, before publishing large documents.
An excerpt from Budget 2025, most of which is not relevant. The word "modernize," spelled with a Z, is highlighted. An excerpt from Budget 2025, most of which is not relevant. The word "modernized," spelled with a Z, is highlighted. An excerpt from Budget 2025, most of which is not relevant. The word "modernise," spelled with an s, is highlighted. An excerpt from Budget 2025, most of which is not relevant. The word "modernise," spelled with an s, is highlighted.
November 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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I would settle for the finance minister picking a font and staying with it.
Screenshot of page 101 and 102 of the federal budget, released today. There is a bunch of text, which is not relevant, and it is in three different fonts.
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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I DID IT.
Photo of a TV screen, showing the TOTK map screen, centred on the northern Calora lake cave entrance. Closeup of the bottom right corner of the previous photo, showing 100.00%/100% completion.
November 1, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Taylor Swift tickets, or essential annual vaccine?
Screenshot of a website. The top of the page has the Government of British Columbia logo, followed by the text "We're experiencing a high level of traffic. You're in a virtual queue, thank you for waiting." This is followed by other information about wait time (less than a minute) and umber of people in line ahead of me (9).
October 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Someone on here once tried to convince me that electric cars were doomed to fail because no one rents electric cars and, like, I think the rental car companies have at least a little bit to do with that.
Screenshot of the Hertz rental car booking site. For the same five-day booking, an EV is priced at CA$3,056, whereas the petrol vehicles are at most CA$451.
October 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM