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Recovering misanthrope. Aspiring Luddite. Tar Heel. Healthcare money stuff. Dogs, music, nature, and general silliness. I hope something good happens to you today. #WNCstrong
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You meet a man on the Oregon Trail.
He tells you his name is “Terry.
You laugh, “That’s a girl’s name!”
Terry shoots you, you die.
You have died of dissin’ Terry.
He tells you his name is “Terry.
You laugh, “That’s a girl’s name!”
Terry shoots you, you die.
You have died of dissin’ Terry.
a pixel art of a horse pulling a wagon
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January 22, 2026 at 7:09 AM
You meet a man on the Oregon Trail.
He tells you his name is “Terry.
You laugh, “That’s a girl’s name!”
Terry shoots you, you die.
You have died of dissin’ Terry.
He tells you his name is “Terry.
You laugh, “That’s a girl’s name!”
Terry shoots you, you die.
You have died of dissin’ Terry.
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They should do DoorDash Wrapped
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
They should do DoorDash Wrapped
Happy New Year from Wellington, New Zealand!! 🎊 🥂
December 31, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Happy New Year from Wellington, New Zealand!! 🎊 🥂
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To: All Staff
Subject: Erotic Animal Night
It was supposed to be Exotic Animal Night.
Subject: Erotic Animal Night
It was supposed to be Exotic Animal Night.
December 18, 2025 at 5:28 AM
To: All Staff
Subject: Erotic Animal Night
It was supposed to be Exotic Animal Night.
Subject: Erotic Animal Night
It was supposed to be Exotic Animal Night.
European explorers: Let’s sail an 80-foot boat westward and see if we can hit one of the two continents that span the entire hemisphere
Polynesian explorers: Let’s sail an outrigger canoe across an ocean that covers a third of the planet and land on an island the size of Manhattan
Polynesian explorers: Let’s sail an outrigger canoe across an ocean that covers a third of the planet and land on an island the size of Manhattan
December 18, 2025 at 5:59 AM
European explorers: Let’s sail an 80-foot boat westward and see if we can hit one of the two continents that span the entire hemisphere
Polynesian explorers: Let’s sail an outrigger canoe across an ocean that covers a third of the planet and land on an island the size of Manhattan
Polynesian explorers: Let’s sail an outrigger canoe across an ocean that covers a third of the planet and land on an island the size of Manhattan
I’m in New Zealand but still working on Eastern Time. That means starting work at 2 am which obviously requires second breakfast.
two men are standing next to each other with the words " what about second breakfast " above them
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December 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I’m in New Zealand but still working on Eastern Time. That means starting work at 2 am which obviously requires second breakfast.
Yesterday I crossed the equator and the international date line. Today I drank scotch on the 53rd story of the Sky Tower in Auckland. Can’t tell me nuthin’. 🇳🇿
December 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Yesterday I crossed the equator and the international date line. Today I drank scotch on the 53rd story of the Sky Tower in Auckland. Can’t tell me nuthin’. 🇳🇿
Right where it belongs
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Right where it belongs
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Lukas Trixl, “The Land Before Time,” New Plymouth, North Island, New Zealand
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December 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Lukas Trixl, “The Land Before Time,” New Plymouth, North Island, New Zealand
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This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster
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A good family Christmas features all four main characters to maximize drama.
December 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
A good family Christmas features all four main characters to maximize drama.
My favorite radio station @wncw.bsky.social is currently playing a collection of Phish songs from the Gamehendge story and that’s why I keep giving them all my money. 🥰
December 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
My favorite radio station @wncw.bsky.social is currently playing a collection of Phish songs from the Gamehendge story and that’s why I keep giving them all my money. 🥰
They should do DoorDash Wrapped
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
They should do DoorDash Wrapped
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This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
All this for a 4-win season
Is your head coach's girlfriend filing FOIA requests on your school's top comms official a good look? Asking for a friend
December 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
All this for a 4-win season
A college basketball game that was scheduled to tip at 9:30, but actually tipped at 9:40, finally ends at 11:55. Cool, cool.
December 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
A college basketball game that was scheduled to tip at 9:30, but actually tipped at 9:40, finally ends at 11:55. Cool, cool.
I hope Alice’s husband is a light sleeper
November 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I hope Alice’s husband is a light sleeper
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Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
December 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
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You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
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New ad slogan just dropped:
“Campbell’s: We have shit for fucking poor people.”
“Campbell’s: We have shit for fucking poor people.”
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
New ad slogan just dropped:
“Campbell’s: We have shit for fucking poor people.”
“Campbell’s: We have shit for fucking poor people.”