Special Agent Dale Cooper Flagg
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#rstats #NBASky | Born & raised in Maine, live in Chicago | Chicago Bulls and Sky partisan, unfortunately | Box score production chauvinist | Member of the Church of Kirilenkology 🏀| Free Palestine 🇵🇸
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Updated projections
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Updated projections
Updated projections.
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Updated projections.
Updated projections. Bulls stink
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Updated projections. Bulls stink
Updated projections
November 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Updated projections
Reposted by Special Agent Dale Cooper Flagg
Teams with less than five wins at this point of the season:
2026: 9
2025: 5
2024: 6
2023: 3
2022: 5
2021: 3
2020: 4
The bottom of the league is as bad as it's been in recent memory.
2026: 9
2025: 5
2024: 6
2023: 3
2022: 5
2021: 3
2020: 4
The bottom of the league is as bad as it's been in recent memory.
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Teams with less than five wins at this point of the season:
2026: 9
2025: 5
2024: 6
2023: 3
2022: 5
2021: 3
2020: 4
The bottom of the league is as bad as it's been in recent memory.
2026: 9
2025: 5
2024: 6
2023: 3
2022: 5
2021: 3
2020: 4
The bottom of the league is as bad as it's been in recent memory.
Reposted by Special Agent Dale Cooper Flagg
Updated projections
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Updated projections
send this man to Siberia
Patrick Williams you are FIRED
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
send this man to Siberia
Patrick Williams you are FIRED
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Patrick Williams you are FIRED
Updated projections
November 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Updated projections
Updated projections. Bulls continue to be destined for 39 wins.
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Updated projections. Bulls continue to be destined for 39 wins.
🗣️ FUCK PATRICK BEVERLEY
Fuck Patrick Beverly, forever, and get this girl outta this home NOW!
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
🗣️ FUCK PATRICK BEVERLEY
Projections, updated this morning. Bulls are sorry.
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Projections, updated this morning. Bulls are sorry.
Reposted by Special Agent Dale Cooper Flagg
Why do whales and elephants have much lower rates of cancer than expected?
"Species with a lower cancer prevalence and mortality
risk are those with a higher presence of cooperative and caring habits, while the opposite is found....:"
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
"Species with a lower cancer prevalence and mortality
risk are those with a higher presence of cooperative and caring habits, while the opposite is found....:"
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Coevolution of cooperative lifestyles and reduced cancer prevalence in mammals
While cooperative mammals evolve reducing cancer prevalence, oncogenes can be maintained by selection in competitive species.
www.science.org
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Why do whales and elephants have much lower rates of cancer than expected?
"Species with a lower cancer prevalence and mortality
risk are those with a higher presence of cooperative and caring habits, while the opposite is found....:"
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
"Species with a lower cancer prevalence and mortality
risk are those with a higher presence of cooperative and caring habits, while the opposite is found....:"
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Reposted by Special Agent Dale Cooper Flagg
here is felix's gofundme page. there is a 10k retainer for his attorney. he avoided a transfer that meant sure-fire deportation and they're working as hard as they can to keep him here. thanks everybody for your generosity it means a lot to me. www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
here is felix's gofundme page. there is a 10k retainer for his attorney. he avoided a transfer that meant sure-fire deportation and they're working as hard as they can to keep him here. thanks everybody for your generosity it means a lot to me. www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
Latest update. Things are stabilizing into tiers.
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Latest update. Things are stabilizing into tiers.
Updated through last night's games.
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Updated through last night's games.
Updated through last night.
Getting close to the point where Vegas pre-season wins totals becomes less than half the projection for most of these teams (13 games).
Getting close to the point where Vegas pre-season wins totals becomes less than half the projection for most of these teams (13 games).
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Updated through last night.
Getting close to the point where Vegas pre-season wins totals becomes less than half the projection for most of these teams (13 games).
Getting close to the point where Vegas pre-season wins totals becomes less than half the projection for most of these teams (13 games).
The Chicago Bulls and 39 or 40 win seasons:
November 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The Chicago Bulls and 39 or 40 win seasons:
Missed updating this yesterday before the games (really need to automate that), but here are the updated Projected Final Standings after last night's games.
Bulls tumbling back towards mid.
Bulls tumbling back towards mid.
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Missed updating this yesterday before the games (really need to automate that), but here are the updated Projected Final Standings after last night's games.
Bulls tumbling back towards mid.
Bulls tumbling back towards mid.
Reposted by Special Agent Dale Cooper Flagg
Before I was an NBA writer, I was a pro poker player for 12 years. I played against many pro athletes, including Ty Lue a few times.
Here's a snapshot of that period of my life, and thoughts on Lue's alleged connection to Chauncey Billups' private game:
www.sportingnews.com/us/nba/news/...
Here's a snapshot of that period of my life, and thoughts on Lue's alleged connection to Chauncey Billups' private game:
www.sportingnews.com/us/nba/news/...
What I learned playing poker against Ty Lue, other NBA figures in my days as a Vegas professional | Sporting News
Tyronn Lue's reputation inside the Las Vegas poker circles was a good one among us professional players.
www.sportingnews.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Before I was an NBA writer, I was a pro poker player for 12 years. I played against many pro athletes, including Ty Lue a few times.
Here's a snapshot of that period of my life, and thoughts on Lue's alleged connection to Chauncey Billups' private game:
www.sportingnews.com/us/nba/news/...
Here's a snapshot of that period of my life, and thoughts on Lue's alleged connection to Chauncey Billups' private game:
www.sportingnews.com/us/nba/news/...
Bulls projected at .500 in the best top of draft year in a generation.
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Bulls projected at .500 in the best top of draft year in a generation.
Updated projections. Added one more slight tweak (added HCA to the opponent-adjusted MOV calculation, didn't move things a ton). #NBASky
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Updated projections. Added one more slight tweak (added HCA to the opponent-adjusted MOV calculation, didn't move things a ton). #NBASky
I am on a 3 person team with other 2 people being women and it is really easy to just be Regular
the women in the workplace discourse is very funny because a man who can act normal in an office environment that's predominantly female is absolutely on easy street. it's maybe the best gig anyone in history has had. and yet for many guys it is utterly impossible
November 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I am on a 3 person team with other 2 people being women and it is really easy to just be Regular
