Nat Woodward (Deluxe Edition)
@natwoodward.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Garrulous and peripatetic. Technical Writer, Dad Band member, former radio DJ. Working from home in Berkshire County. Also available on Compact Disc.
How did I make this list? It's a combination of Best Picture nominees from the last 10 years, and a random assortment of movies that I can't watch in front of my children. Then I sorted the list into movies I could watch for free on my streaming subscriptions, and ones that have to pay for...
December 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
How did I make this list? It's a combination of Best Picture nominees from the last 10 years, and a random assortment of movies that I can't watch in front of my children. Then I sorted the list into movies I could watch for free on my streaming subscriptions, and ones that have to pay for...
Treating myself to a Movies For Grown Ups Film Festival this weekend, all the movies I should have seen years ago, plus the brand new Knives Out mystery WAKE UP DEAD MAN...
December 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Treating myself to a Movies For Grown Ups Film Festival this weekend, all the movies I should have seen years ago, plus the brand new Knives Out mystery WAKE UP DEAD MAN...
Just as there are movies that don't look like Christmas movies at first glance, there are also obvious Christmas movies that lack any Christmas spirit at all. RUDOLPH is anti-aspirational: it makes me happy we don't have to live like that.
December 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Just as there are movies that don't look like Christmas movies at first glance, there are also obvious Christmas movies that lack any Christmas spirit at all. RUDOLPH is anti-aspirational: it makes me happy we don't have to live like that.
I like to think that I'm not ginger-blind, but just now I kinda sorta realized that Karen Gillan and Felicia Day are two different people
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I like to think that I'm not ginger-blind, but just now I kinda sorta realized that Karen Gillan and Felicia Day are two different people
Now I want someone to refit this poster to say PITFALL! across the top
November 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Now I want someone to refit this poster to say PITFALL! across the top
The first, best joke in TIME BANDITS is how it opens with the cast credits, listed alphabetically, so the first thing you see after the HandMade Films logo is:
JOHN CLEESE
then
SEAN CONNERY
JOHN CLEESE
then
SEAN CONNERY
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The first, best joke in TIME BANDITS is how it opens with the cast credits, listed alphabetically, so the first thing you see after the HandMade Films logo is:
JOHN CLEESE
then
SEAN CONNERY
JOHN CLEESE
then
SEAN CONNERY
I am a staunch progressive, BUT if the Post offered me a job writing pun-filled headlines for their newspaper, would I take it?
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I am a staunch progressive, BUT if the Post offered me a job writing pun-filled headlines for their newspaper, would I take it?
I clicked the microphone button and Googled "who owns New Line Cinema", but Google assumed "new line" was a meta instruction, like I was telling it "start a new line", so it left those words out. I had to *type* my question in to get my answer (Warner Bros) SO DUMB
November 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I clicked the microphone button and Googled "who owns New Line Cinema", but Google assumed "new line" was a meta instruction, like I was telling it "start a new line", so it left those words out. I had to *type* my question in to get my answer (Warner Bros) SO DUMB
HOT TAKE: I am a lifelong cat lover who has zero interest in your cat posts. I'm sure they're delightful.
November 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
HOT TAKE: I am a lifelong cat lover who has zero interest in your cat posts. I'm sure they're delightful.
"Thunder Road" rewritten as a Halloween song. I will not be taking questions at this time. #springsteen
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"Thunder Road" rewritten as a Halloween song. I will not be taking questions at this time. #springsteen
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
October 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
Stuff Googled while reading DEATH OF AN EXPERT WITNESS (1977) by P.D. James (first 40 pages):
🫖Aga hob
🚗 1975 Morris Miror
🏁 tessellated
🐢 "polo neck" sweater
🪨 clunch field
A slow start compared to the first three Adam Dalgliesh novels I've read, but the pace will pick up, I'm sure.
🫖Aga hob
🚗 1975 Morris Miror
🏁 tessellated
🐢 "polo neck" sweater
🪨 clunch field
A slow start compared to the first three Adam Dalgliesh novels I've read, but the pace will pick up, I'm sure.
October 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Stuff Googled while reading DEATH OF AN EXPERT WITNESS (1977) by P.D. James (first 40 pages):
🫖Aga hob
🚗 1975 Morris Miror
🏁 tessellated
🐢 "polo neck" sweater
🪨 clunch field
A slow start compared to the first three Adam Dalgliesh novels I've read, but the pace will pick up, I'm sure.
🫖Aga hob
🚗 1975 Morris Miror
🏁 tessellated
🐢 "polo neck" sweater
🪨 clunch field
A slow start compared to the first three Adam Dalgliesh novels I've read, but the pace will pick up, I'm sure.
I just checke, and confirmed it. Another episode of that same season, Bart vs Australia, is presented properly. I just watched the Bart's Comet with my son a couple of days ago, and I'd like to think I would have noticed if it were cropped in like that, so I'm betting this is a newly introduced bug?
October 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I just checke, and confirmed it. Another episode of that same season, Bart vs Australia, is presented properly. I just watched the Bart's Comet with my son a couple of days ago, and I'd like to think I would have noticed if it were cropped in like that, so I'm betting this is a newly introduced bug?
Wanna feel better? Just do what I do, watch some 30-year-old Simpsons episodes with your kid and don't explain the references
October 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Wanna feel better? Just do what I do, watch some 30-year-old Simpsons episodes with your kid and don't explain the references
Seinfeld S4E13 "The Movie" all the business in this plot feels like ancient history: Sold out movies, no assigned seats, not being able to call/text people, paying your friends back with cash...
October 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Seinfeld S4E13 "The Movie" all the business in this plot feels like ancient history: Sold out movies, no assigned seats, not being able to call/text people, paying your friends back with cash...
Seinfeld: File Under "Televisions were a lot smaller than the 1990s"? The New York skyline backdrop in Calvin Klein's office looks terrible on a 55" television. You can even see the corner where the image mirrors itself at the back of the set S4E12: "The Pick" @netflix.com
October 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Seinfeld: File Under "Televisions were a lot smaller than the 1990s"? The New York skyline backdrop in Calvin Klein's office looks terrible on a 55" television. You can even see the corner where the image mirrors itself at the back of the set S4E12: "The Pick" @netflix.com
The answer to One Across in today's @nytimes.com Mini Crossword - "ChromeBooks, but not MacBooks" - is just wrong. I guess I'll wait until tomorrow so I don't spoil it for folks...
October 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The answer to One Across in today's @nytimes.com Mini Crossword - "ChromeBooks, but not MacBooks" - is just wrong. I guess I'll wait until tomorrow so I don't spoil it for folks...
Unsolicited Sick Mick
October 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Unsolicited Sick Mick
After my 10-year-old son kept pointing him out to me, I learned today that this #Simpsons character's name is Corporal Punishment, he's an enforcer for Krusty the Clown. He appears in 10 episodes across 35 seasons...
Corporal Punishment | Simpsons Wiki | Fandom share.google/dEOUG6cQzV0T...
Corporal Punishment | Simpsons Wiki | Fandom share.google/dEOUG6cQzV0T...
October 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
After my 10-year-old son kept pointing him out to me, I learned today that this #Simpsons character's name is Corporal Punishment, he's an enforcer for Krusty the Clown. He appears in 10 episodes across 35 seasons...
Corporal Punishment | Simpsons Wiki | Fandom share.google/dEOUG6cQzV0T...
Corporal Punishment | Simpsons Wiki | Fandom share.google/dEOUG6cQzV0T...
I love this moment, this GIF is saved on my phone, but I rarely have opportunities to share it
October 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I love this moment, this GIF is saved on my phone, but I rarely have opportunities to share it
Okay, hang on! "Pumped" is a strong word...
October 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Okay, hang on! "Pumped" is a strong word...
September 30th / October 1st
October 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
September 30th / October 1st
In 1994 I was an intern at WFNX, Boston's alternative rock station. Here is a photo of the fax that was taped up in the studio, including the translation of the chorus of "Loser"
September 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
In 1994 I was an intern at WFNX, Boston's alternative rock station. Here is a photo of the fax that was taped up in the studio, including the translation of the chorus of "Loser"
Reading yours
September 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Reading yours
You picked a good day to ask for my #LastFourWatched. Stop Making Sense and Sorcerer at the Triplex Theater, Great Barrington, MA; Sneakers on Blu-Ray; Blues Brothers on Peacock.
September 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
You picked a good day to ask for my #LastFourWatched. Stop Making Sense and Sorcerer at the Triplex Theater, Great Barrington, MA; Sneakers on Blu-Ray; Blues Brothers on Peacock.