But they're infuriating! What's the issue?

Brother I'm getting drunk and eating oysters on a beach tomorrow before 11 AM I feel the spirit of this message and will strive to put it into action.

Also finally deactivated Twitter yesterday. Not really out of any idealistic high-mindedness it just sucks over there. So expect more random brain bleed in this space moving forward. You are welcome AND I'm sorry.

Kendall Graveman-ass HC

This is a man determined to prove to you there is more to him than meets the eye, and in the process making it clear that there is in fact quite less. Not a value judgment btw. I find it endearing.

Doing one of these five deals would make the Mariners strong American League favorites. Two and they’re probably toe-to-toe with LAD. Three or more and they can be the best team in franchise history. This is the moment they’ve been saving for!

A real concern and one I’d love to see tested by offering them all these contracts!

I will save lives by telling the tale of the floating baseball stadium (with direct ferry access) Seattle could have had were it a serious city.

If the response to this is "Is this a joke?" Well, not really. However, the fact that anyone may have to ask is by itself a joke.

It would make them significantly better both now and moving forward, which is something I think would be nice to try out.

There’s no prohibition on them trying very hard to make it a reality!

It would be pretty good!

🎶We all zone up together🎶

It’s always when the face gets bigger below the (transparent) glasses line that clinches it.

He was already sold on being in the Trogdor marching band but a guaranteed A for being a loud shithead like his old man should clinch it.