Nate Mathewson
@natemathewson.dftba.social
Nate, he/him, guide dog Neptune DFTBA! #uglydogs in my feelings box .Current interests include; Critical Role, natural history, fantasy/sci-fi video games, learning to be a better home cook. Blank feeds/profiles and stock image pictures will be blocked.
Ned Flanders in a battle royale is immensely silly. At least the Toph wielding a gun is only a tad weird. We can just pretend she uses a mix of earth and metal bending.
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Ned Flanders in a battle royale is immensely silly. At least the Toph wielding a gun is only a tad weird. We can just pretend she uses a mix of earth and metal bending.
i need to give that cat noggin smooches so bad. Also Riley can have all the churu and those temptation treats they want.
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
i need to give that cat noggin smooches so bad. Also Riley can have all the churu and those temptation treats they want.
oh I wish. would probably have made things easier for some of them with severe peanut allergies. Alas! Its men being gross and weird.
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
oh I wish. would probably have made things easier for some of them with severe peanut allergies. Alas! Its men being gross and weird.
its so, white.
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
its so, white.
up there with Oh Dear Neptune in terms of phrases.
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
up there with Oh Dear Neptune in terms of phrases.
hello from the uh... fields of Neptune (dog hair from a dog named after the planet)
a screenshot of a video game shows a tornado coming in
Alt: gif from the video game Peak featuring a player whose character has died and is now following their fellow players as a ghost. The ghost is a blue balloon shape with a tail.
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November 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
hello from the uh... fields of Neptune (dog hair from a dog named after the planet)
is that the cursed version of IVF where the baby grows in your arm instead?
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
is that the cursed version of IVF where the baby grows in your arm instead?
sensible chuckled dot gif (almost left the h off...woops)
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
sensible chuckled dot gif (almost left the h off...woops)
Reposted by Nate Mathewson
Please I do not want to have to do a forensic analysis of every fucking picture I see please I am begging the universe to make this stop.
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Please I do not want to have to do a forensic analysis of every fucking picture I see please I am begging the universe to make this stop.
"what if baby bird had bad hair day, swollen googly eyes, and often said random things unprompted because the world under them vibrated!"
November 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
"what if baby bird had bad hair day, swollen googly eyes, and often said random things unprompted because the world under them vibrated!"
better than 6 7 I guess? Though at least that one means you can potentially get them to start doing 6 or 7 or even 67 or 6x7 push ups!
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
better than 6 7 I guess? Though at least that one means you can potentially get them to start doing 6 or 7 or even 67 or 6x7 push ups!
I had a floppy disk case that color, with sparkles! I was 12 (?) and then moved over to a usb drive.
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I had a floppy disk case that color, with sparkles! I was 12 (?) and then moved over to a usb drive.
"the what?" *sees trending* "fuck, what has he done NOW?!"
November 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
"the what?" *sees trending* "fuck, what has he done NOW?!"
So... did you have any leftovers for canadian thanksgiving last month? Perhaps to put in a burrito?
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
So... did you have any leftovers for canadian thanksgiving last month? Perhaps to put in a burrito?
foreground - creature who desires a sweater
background - creature who DOES NOT NEED OR WANT A SWEATER (is probably interested in dry cold days though)
background - creature who DOES NOT NEED OR WANT A SWEATER (is probably interested in dry cold days though)
November 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
foreground - creature who desires a sweater
background - creature who DOES NOT NEED OR WANT A SWEATER (is probably interested in dry cold days though)
background - creature who DOES NOT NEED OR WANT A SWEATER (is probably interested in dry cold days though)
you mean awkwardly leaning against a building or careful walking , perhaps in a crowd?
November 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
you mean awkwardly leaning against a building or careful walking , perhaps in a crowd?
"excuse me truck driver, do you have any spare beef sticks?!" the beagle trio, possibly
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
"excuse me truck driver, do you have any spare beef sticks?!" the beagle trio, possibly
I appreciate the gif for providing information and not just being the rave. congrats and apologies from That One Really Annoying Country (the usa)
November 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I appreciate the gif for providing information and not just being the rave. congrats and apologies from That One Really Annoying Country (the usa)