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Nate Green
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Painter of wildlife and landscapes. Based in Texas. I used to be funny on the internet.
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Nate Green @nategreen.bsky.social · Apr 14
This is "Darkness Behind Me". Ink, tea, and alcohol on paper. And a picture of Nancy. And gold leaf.

#portrait #ink #alcohol #surrealism
A portrait of a woman facing off to her right with her eyes closed.
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A Christmas drawing I did for you. (You should try saying "peanits" about 32 times in a row and see if you don't start to enjoy it.)

#snoopy #peanuts #drawing #snoopdogg #dallasartist
A pencil drawing of Snoopy in a Santa hat. It's a solid 8.5/10. There's some text underneath that says "peanits" (not peanuts)
December 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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One of my favorite pieces from my most recent life drawing class.

#charcoal #modernartmuseumoffortworth
A charcoal drawing of a figure cropped to only show the back, part of one leg, and the hands.
December 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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"I need this like I need a...." This piece is 24"x24" on plywood and I have a cool frame for it. This piece is one of the biggest pieces I've done.
A closeup painting of a woman's face. There's some stylized stars in the background and some beasts on her face that look like the blush on her cheeks. She has a hole in her forehead that you can see the background through.
December 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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A new art I did. 24"x24" on plywood. (The plywood worked really well and I love the way it looks in the frame.)For sale! Someone you know would like this for Christmas! DM me if you're interested or else catch it when it comes to my website.

#apples #howdoyoulikthemapples #pinup #oilpainting
A painting of a dark haired woman gazing up at a golden apple that has black coming out of it. She's ignoring a nice, natural apple in the other side of her. The painting is in an ornate, gold frame.
December 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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I missed the word 'horse' the first time I read this.
A photo with the text "Tourist Collapses After King's Guard Horse Bites Her During Photo Attempt"
November 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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To remember what order to paint oils in, I just remember the saying "Fat over lean-defective peen. Lean over fat-friend of St Pat"

#oilpainting #fineart #eringobragh
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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I tried doing a double boiler to make a dessert. Stupid pilgrims and their stupid holiday.
A pan with a bunch of broken glass around it because it tried to make a double boiler and the goddamn glass exploded everywhere it was like 'Nam. Charlie popped out and I gave him two in the dome but then his buddies showed up and I had to make a quick exit to avoid becoming stir fry all over again.
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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I did some serious art (TM) this weekend. I painted these Christmas cards which rule. (I actually painted the two normal ones last week as someone walked me through the process).
A watercolor painting of Santa's head with the text "Don't Be a Narc" underneath A watercolor of a blue tree with a vague, blue forest behind it. A watercolor painting of Krampus' head with the text "Snatchin' Kids, Havin' Rizz" A watercolor of Santa with no pants. His butt is showing. The text says "Porky Piggin' It"
November 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Took me a minute to find my readers last night.

#oldman
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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I'm happy that this guy has found a new home! I love blackbirds of all kinds because they're smart and they hold a grudge but they can also be extremely kind and they form strong (almost cultural) groups.

I hope Halloween was cool and spooky and fun!

#raven #crow #thriller
A stylized painting of a raven. The colors are applied thickly and the highlights are really vibrant. There's a red background with a purple frame. The raven is walking outside the frame.
November 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Someone bought some postcards from me and wanted me to write a poem on one. Since I am the vice-poet laureate of the west (self proclaimed), I of course obliged.

#poetry #postcard #positive #positividade
October 23, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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David Letterman: Goji. Gobi. Gobi. Goji.
September 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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I just finished listening to "The Buffalo Hunter Hunter" by Stephen Graham Jones. It's about a Native American vampire. It's a great story and the audiobook rules.
September 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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This is based on a photo of my friend Kat that I did improv forever ago with. I loved the image (and I also love the birds I added). This one was really fun! You should come see it (and me) at Artsgoggle this October 11 in Fort Worth!
An acrylic painting of a dark haired woman in a feather boa. She's looking directly at the camera and there's three different corvids flying around.
September 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Two self portraits in ink.
A semi realistic looking self portrait in brushed, black ink. A more caricatured self portrait in brushed black ink.
September 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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The best Pierce Brosnan James Bond film
September 17, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Thinking about painting some bats.
#halloween
A pencil drawing of a bunch of bats hanging upside down. They are a 4/10 at best.
September 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Slightly diminish a book

The Third String Catcher in the Rye
klaybourne.bsky.social Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · Sep 8
Slightly diminish a book

Oliver Twitch
September 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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You should subscribe to @joshgondelman.bsky.social s newsletter to read gems like "Donald Trump Jr. jumped all over this stupid fake controversy, and he wouldn't set foot in a Cracker Barrel if he was diagnosed with cancer of the slicked back hair, and the only remedy was biscuits and gravy."
September 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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I just added a bunch of new stuff to the "People and Portraits" section of my website! Please go check it out!

www.nategreenart.com/portfolio

#art #dallastexas
Portfolio | Nate Green Art
Nate grew up in west Texas and came to art late. His views of the southwest and the surreal reflect his desire to expand his consciousness, his life, and his story. Find current and previously sold ...
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September 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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New WIP. I like that bird's face.

#wip #dallasartist #birdart
A work in progress painting of a lady's head. There is a heron standing ominously behind her.
August 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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I hate that the worst people got a win here, but the old logo is so much better.
vulture.com Vulture @vulture.com · Aug 26
Cracker Barrel has cracked under pressure, and brought back the barrel. The new logo is dead and Uncle Hershal is here to stay, per the company’s social media.
Cracker Barrel Cracks Under Pressure, Brings Back Barrel
Cracker Barrel has cracked under pressure, and brought back the barrel. The new logo is dead and Uncle Hershal is here to stay, per the company’s social media.
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August 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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This is my brother in law, the famous bag piper. I saw this picture of him in a floppy hat and had to draw him! It's super cool to see someone be able to make a life doing something they love so much!

#bagpipes #drawing #sketch
A picture of a man in a floppy hat done in pencil.
August 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Here's the one I was scared of messing up. I love it! It's for sale if you're interested! Hit me up in my dms.

#crow #raven #portrait #dallasartist
A portrait of a lady's face with two hands touching it. She's looking slightly up. There appears to be a crow coming out of her head.
August 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM