Narci
@narcii.bsky.social
Parenting, intrusive thoughts, jokes, approximate knowledge of at least a few things. Was 4fite.
😂 one time I accidentally slammed my son's head into a wall while carrying his sleeping body. I went for "I'm sorry baby" and "I'm sorry Chip" at the same time and came out with I'M SORRY BITCH.
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
😂 one time I accidentally slammed my son's head into a wall while carrying his sleeping body. I went for "I'm sorry baby" and "I'm sorry Chip" at the same time and came out with I'M SORRY BITCH.
Stuffing prep, time to dry the bread and do some chopping.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Stuffing prep, time to dry the bread and do some chopping.
Oh!! And pennies. Why does the iPhone want to make it Pennie's?? Why do people look at that and say "yeah that's good enough. Dimes and Pennie's."
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Oh!! And pennies. Why does the iPhone want to make it Pennie's?? Why do people look at that and say "yeah that's good enough. Dimes and Pennie's."
Oh yeah, I love the smell of a man's colon.
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Oh yeah, I love the smell of a man's colon.
Seven year old is singing the ABCs to the preschool playing cards and AV is lecturing about fixed v variable costs to the other playing cards. It's noisy in here.
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Seven year old is singing the ABCs to the preschool playing cards and AV is lecturing about fixed v variable costs to the other playing cards. It's noisy in here.
We need a little tune about being 3 minutes early and deciding that's the perfect amount of time to stop by Dunkin on the way.
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
We need a little tune about being 3 minutes early and deciding that's the perfect amount of time to stop by Dunkin on the way.
Scrubbing banana peel off the stickiest sticker ever was *~*pretty fucking gross*~*
November 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Scrubbing banana peel off the stickiest sticker ever was *~*pretty fucking gross*~*
Nah. If she was born with those anemic caterpillars, that's one thing. If you choose brainworm facial fan art, that's on you.
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Nah. If she was born with those anemic caterpillars, that's one thing. If you choose brainworm facial fan art, that's on you.
Thought the same thing, something about the expression.
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Thought the same thing, something about the expression.
Looking back, Fall of Constantinople stands out.
November 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Looking back, Fall of Constantinople stands out.
Can't ignore 9/11. War on terror, new era of Islamophobia, circling the wagons around a new regressive ideology, shifting geopolitical alignments. Not helping you check a recent/US bias though.
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Can't ignore 9/11. War on terror, new era of Islamophobia, circling the wagons around a new regressive ideology, shifting geopolitical alignments. Not helping you check a recent/US bias though.
But you get to dress baby up as a big puffy starfish.
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
But you get to dress baby up as a big puffy starfish.
God I sucked as a person with no previous game experience. Thank goodness my guilds were either also failsons or charmed by my effervescent personality and failure to use health stones and cooldowns accurately.
November 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
God I sucked as a person with no previous game experience. Thank goodness my guilds were either also failsons or charmed by my effervescent personality and failure to use health stones and cooldowns accurately.
Simone Biles is advertising another gpl1 but the ad is clear she doesn't use the medication? This timeline remains bizarre.
November 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Simone Biles is advertising another gpl1 but the ad is clear she doesn't use the medication? This timeline remains bizarre.