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Narci
@narcii.bsky.social
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Parenting, intrusive thoughts, jokes, approximate knowledge of at least a few things. Was 4fite.
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Here's one from mine entirely without context.
A note from an iPhone that reads "He schlongo schlorp-schlorpped schlongtime"
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Kids are currently forcing @amplevigour.bsky.social to teach axolotl preschool and college. They've already learned about pollution and now he needs to teach them ratios.
Many playing cards spread on a couch cushion.
November 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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I'm not sure why we don't talk about it more: pedos are so common because a lot of men are into very young women and lying about it. The significance between 17 and 18 is cultural, not biological. People suck, bring back shame.
Charts comparing age men or women are most attracted to. The women's chart follows their own age, the men's chart shows women of 18-24.
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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But you get to dress baby up as a big puffy starfish.
Stock footage of a baby in a yellow snowsuit bunting shaped like a star.
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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For reference last year I had to make a two tier Mario cake and it took all weekend (and I'm still very proud of it.)
October 27, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Bless my beautiful son who asked for the simplest birthday cupcakes of all time. Yes, I can do ghosts.
A dozen chocolate cupcakes with white icing swirls. Each has two black dots for eyes and looks vaguely like a ghost. One cupcake has six tall candles stuck in it.
October 27, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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A pink cartoon blob has a speech bubble that reads "oh no"
October 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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"Cool painting, is it creepy and cute, or just cute?"
My cute obsessed seven year old: "cute and creepy. Cutepey"
"Oh thank god because it's creepy as hell, girl."
A mildly horrified painted wooden pumpkin sign with grey smears, red blotchy cheeks, and eyelashes.
October 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Miss Seven drew us as dinosaurs. You can tell which one is me because I'm wearing the pendant I always wear; and also I have dinosaur boobs.
A children's crayon and marker drawing of three green trex. One is a short and has a bow, one is plain. One has boobs and necklace.
September 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Solid white BS sounds like the gop platform.
A sign at a hardware store advertising buckets of paint labeled "Valspar solid white BS $229"
September 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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I have to answer the Facebook messages.
John-Ralphio from Parks and Rec yelling "the wo-o-o-orst" into a cringing Ben Wyatt's ear.
September 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Plus you get all these old memories like the time I took 2u2 and their car seats to Florida alone. I looked like a parade float.

It sucked but I did it, you know? My stroller was like, my Buddy. I couldn't have done it without one.
A double stroller holding a baby in a car seat and a toddler with a pacifier in her mouth. The stroller has a car seat hanging from the bars by a bungee cord. The stroller is in front of a large wall painting of a velociraptor from Jurassic park.
September 16, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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I'm so jealous. Mine's latest top posts:
1) I saw a deer in my yard *picture*
2) I like this cat who visits my yard *picture*
3) I don't like the bus
4) I'm selling plants
5) I'm selling bread
6) "Happy pups over here" and a photo of 6 dogs.
A photo of 6 large breed dogs on leashes resting on a curb. It's captioned "happy pups over here".
September 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Mid 40s. Maybe that's partly it. Are most of your friends "Online", though? There's a huge divide I see in the ones that are and aren't.

I know intelligent, aware people who didn't even know who Charlie Kirk was until yesterday, let alone groypers.
A Google trends report for the phrase "who is Charlie Kirk" showing a huge rise on Sept 10th.
September 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Gonna be a weird one today for a lot of unprepared people.
A Google search trend report for the word "groyper" over the last twelve months. There is a meteoric rise in the last 24 hours.
September 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Happy for Charlie Kirk today, it always feels really good to stand up for your principles.
I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.
September 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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With the kids back to school, I'm trying to take up baking again. It's been good.
Peach pie Black and white cookies on a cooling rack. A loaf of braided bread with lemon cookies behind it.
September 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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STOP FIGHTING AND GO OUTSIDE
Bilbo monster
August 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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I have about 10 hours of parenting in me before I turn into this guy at the 9,000th question.
An animated gif of a thoughtful old man suddenly turning into a monster and grabbing the camera. You may recognize him as Bilbo Baggins from such hits as There and Back Again.
August 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Very disappointed to figure out there was a space in this otherwise very appropriate tshirt.
A bright orange girl's tshirt. On it, "Sweet AS PIE". The font makes it look like it says Sweet Aspie.
August 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Mister five stacks up the checkers, "they're like the kings and eunuchs".
A close up of a tall stack of alternating black and white checkers. A young boy's hand is adding another on top.
August 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Comrade Pharmacy.
A store sign outside a CVS pharmacy. STORE MANAGER Erin Engel RX MANAGER Kelly Marx
August 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Lest you think news madlibs is only a Nazi thing, I give you:
A photograph of a smiling person in climbing gear. They are hanging off a cliff high over a forest. A trans flag is visible on the cliff behind them.
August 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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I swear every part of this article is incredible. You will not guess how this bucolic promotion of parental rights homeschooling ends.
All of the children on the compound are home-schooled by their parents. On a Monday in August, four children giggled and played on a rusty seesaw under the shade of a few trees. There are about a dozen children living at Return to the Land — Mr. Orwoll declined to give a firm number — and all are home-schooled, he said. "I'd rather leave it to the parents to educate their kids how they want," he said. Mr. Orwoll and his ex-wife, Caitlin Smith, have four children between the ages of 2 and 8. Living in the community, Ms. Smith said, has been great for her children because it has given them "people to play with that we could trust." The pair met at music school - like Mr. Orwoll, Ms. Smith, 31, who is originally from upstate New York, plays the French horn. Before they had four children, the pair made live sex videos for money on the porn site → Chaturbate.
August 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the cult group Shen Yun. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
Mr. Orwoll grew up in La Mirada, Calif., outside Los Angeles, and in high school he considered himself a libertarian. He studied the French horn at the prestigious Eastman School of Music in Rochester, N.Y., before moving to Milwaukee to join the orchestra with Shen Yun, the classical Chinese dance and music production. While Mr. Orwoll considers the group a cult, he said, "I liked a lot of how they did things though. They're very efficient. I thought it was interesting having a compound like they have."
August 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM