Narci
@narcii.bsky.social
Parenting, intrusive thoughts, jokes, approximate knowledge of at least a few things. Was 4fite.
"[SEVEN], STOP IT!! THAT'S HURTING MY FEELINGS!"
"What?? I'm just singing Jingle Bells with my tongue out! Wheh wheh wheh wheh wheh whelh wheh whath ahw thuh thayh"
Brb googling "can I get cPTSD from being annoyed".
"What?? I'm just singing Jingle Bells with my tongue out! Wheh wheh wheh wheh wheh whelh wheh whath ahw thuh thayh"
Brb googling "can I get cPTSD from being annoyed".
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
"[SEVEN], STOP IT!! THAT'S HURTING MY FEELINGS!"
"What?? I'm just singing Jingle Bells with my tongue out! Wheh wheh wheh wheh wheh whelh wheh whath ahw thuh thayh"
Brb googling "can I get cPTSD from being annoyed".
"What?? I'm just singing Jingle Bells with my tongue out! Wheh wheh wheh wheh wheh whelh wheh whath ahw thuh thayh"
Brb googling "can I get cPTSD from being annoyed".
Here's one from mine entirely without context.
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Here's one from mine entirely without context.
Kids are currently forcing @amplevigour.bsky.social to teach axolotl preschool and college. They've already learned about pollution and now he needs to teach them ratios.
November 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Kids are currently forcing @amplevigour.bsky.social to teach axolotl preschool and college. They've already learned about pollution and now he needs to teach them ratios.
Cannot decide if my least favorite misspelling I just keep seeing is balling my eyes out or putting the baby in dippers. Balling my eyes out because I can't buy dippers.
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Cannot decide if my least favorite misspelling I just keep seeing is balling my eyes out or putting the baby in dippers. Balling my eyes out because I can't buy dippers.
Accidentally stuck a super sticky car phone mount to an old banana, in case you thought your day was going stupid.
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Accidentally stuck a super sticky car phone mount to an old banana, in case you thought your day was going stupid.
I'm not sure why we don't talk about it more: pedos are so common because a lot of men are into very young women and lying about it. The significance between 17 and 18 is cultural, not biological. People suck, bring back shame.
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I'm not sure why we don't talk about it more: pedos are so common because a lot of men are into very young women and lying about it. The significance between 17 and 18 is cultural, not biological. People suck, bring back shame.
It's the end of democracy, it's YET ANOTHER half day at school, and I need to meal plan. I guess I've got a case of the Mondays.
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It's the end of democracy, it's YET ANOTHER half day at school, and I need to meal plan. I guess I've got a case of the Mondays.
Considering changing my single issue voter issue from "primary Schumer" to "find the phylactery and destroy the immoral lich of New York."
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Considering changing my single issue voter issue from "primary Schumer" to "find the phylactery and destroy the immoral lich of New York."
Oh. The horrors are so fresh today.
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Oh. The horrors are so fresh today.
Watching my kid just crush it at Mario and so happy I'm giving him the leg up I never had at being good at RPGs one day.
November 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Watching my kid just crush it at Mario and so happy I'm giving him the leg up I never had at being good at RPGs one day.
Mister six: "I can't wait til youth wrestling! Which is in 20 minutes!" He says, with devastating accuracy, as I put dinner on the table. Oops.
November 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Mister six: "I can't wait til youth wrestling! Which is in 20 minutes!" He says, with devastating accuracy, as I put dinner on the table. Oops.
Can't wait to see where High Wizard-Elect Mamdani's portal goes to.
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Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda.
Could that be you? Apply using the link below.
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November 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Can't wait to see where High Wizard-Elect Mamdani's portal goes to.
Graphic design is my passion.
[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
November 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Graphic design is my passion.
Even now I have to confess I think of JoJo Siwa first when I see Curtis Sliwa's name.
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Even now I have to confess I think of JoJo Siwa first when I see Curtis Sliwa's name.
Pasta recipes are so funny. I made one from a blog that is word for word from the back of our store brand fettuccine. I've been making my friend's hand me down family ziti for years. It's the pioneer woman's. (Don't get me wrong, they're both good.)
November 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Pasta recipes are so funny. I made one from a blog that is word for word from the back of our store brand fettuccine. I've been making my friend's hand me down family ziti for years. It's the pioneer woman's. (Don't get me wrong, they're both good.)
My personal theory is people underestimate the power of Facebook mom groups to predict elections and actual wedge issues.
People are flipping out about snap but who to blame is very unclear. GOP messaging that it's the dems is much more successful than the weak attempts at truth.
People are flipping out about snap but who to blame is very unclear. GOP messaging that it's the dems is much more successful than the weak attempts at truth.
October 30, 2025 at 11:53 AM
My personal theory is people underestimate the power of Facebook mom groups to predict elections and actual wedge issues.
People are flipping out about snap but who to blame is very unclear. GOP messaging that it's the dems is much more successful than the weak attempts at truth.
People are flipping out about snap but who to blame is very unclear. GOP messaging that it's the dems is much more successful than the weak attempts at truth.
Stopped filling my bird feeders a while ago because I ended up with a flock of house sparrows. And a bird feeder just becomes awash in 22 sparrows until it's empty again.
Anyway I filled them again and the sparrows are still here. And my buddy blue jay is still chilling!
Anyway I filled them again and the sparrows are still here. And my buddy blue jay is still chilling!
October 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Stopped filling my bird feeders a while ago because I ended up with a flock of house sparrows. And a bird feeder just becomes awash in 22 sparrows until it's empty again.
Anyway I filled them again and the sparrows are still here. And my buddy blue jay is still chilling!
Anyway I filled them again and the sparrows are still here. And my buddy blue jay is still chilling!
Bless my beautiful son who asked for the simplest birthday cupcakes of all time. Yes, I can do ghosts.
October 27, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Bless my beautiful son who asked for the simplest birthday cupcakes of all time. Yes, I can do ghosts.
Am I think only one who is afraid of corn mazes? The maize maze sounds bad, actually. Fight with your family while being mildly paranoid about Minotaurs.
October 27, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Am I think only one who is afraid of corn mazes? The maize maze sounds bad, actually. Fight with your family while being mildly paranoid about Minotaurs.
Of all the horrible shit happening, I'm surprised how visceral my digest at him ruining the White House is. Like, this movie's villain is so tacky and over the top.
October 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Of all the horrible shit happening, I'm surprised how visceral my digest at him ruining the White House is. Like, this movie's villain is so tacky and over the top.
Underrated benefits of the inflatables : kids love them. My two pointed out every single one. SHARK!! PEACOCK!! Like a where's Waldo for democracy. #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Underrated benefits of the inflatables : kids love them. My two pointed out every single one. SHARK!! PEACOCK!! Like a where's Waldo for democracy. #NoKings
Still deciding if I need a new protest sign. My husband tells me I'm always too wordy so I'm considering:
• THIS IS BAD
or
• oh no
• THIS IS BAD
or
• oh no
October 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Still deciding if I need a new protest sign. My husband tells me I'm always too wordy so I'm considering:
• THIS IS BAD
or
• oh no
• THIS IS BAD
or
• oh no
"Cool painting, is it creepy and cute, or just cute?"
My cute obsessed seven year old: "cute and creepy. Cutepey"
"Oh thank god because it's creepy as hell, girl."
My cute obsessed seven year old: "cute and creepy. Cutepey"
"Oh thank god because it's creepy as hell, girl."
October 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
"Cool painting, is it creepy and cute, or just cute?"
My cute obsessed seven year old: "cute and creepy. Cutepey"
"Oh thank god because it's creepy as hell, girl."
My cute obsessed seven year old: "cute and creepy. Cutepey"
"Oh thank god because it's creepy as hell, girl."
I'm a little pissed that I made my "no kings, no Nazis, no traitors" sign way back before they named the protests "No Kings". Swaggerjackers. I was yelling at chuck schumer's empty office before it was cool.
October 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I'm a little pissed that I made my "no kings, no Nazis, no traitors" sign way back before they named the protests "No Kings". Swaggerjackers. I was yelling at chuck schumer's empty office before it was cool.
Trying to come up with a new protest sign that isn't just the sound of endless screaming.
October 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Trying to come up with a new protest sign that isn't just the sound of endless screaming.