Nick Andron
@nandron.bsky.social
The #seahawks, #mariners, #SeaKraken & my fam are engaged in a tug-o-war for my eternal love. Not sure who’s winning. UW alum; Go #UWHuskies. #HomeCook #gamer #girldad
Good: More Sounder train AM runs into Seattle ahead of parade
Very bad: No additional PM trains to get you home
Atrociosuly badly: Hopefully my reading comprehension?! Please tell me I’m wrong
Very bad: No additional PM trains to get you home
Atrociosuly badly: Hopefully my reading comprehension?! Please tell me I’m wrong
February 11, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Good: More Sounder train AM runs into Seattle ahead of parade
Very bad: No additional PM trains to get you home
Atrociosuly badly: Hopefully my reading comprehension?! Please tell me I’m wrong
Very bad: No additional PM trains to get you home
Atrociosuly badly: Hopefully my reading comprehension?! Please tell me I’m wrong
Must-read thread; lactose-averse options abound, as well!
@ Raiders fans here's my breakdown of what kind of milk Klint Kubiak is
Soy- Klint Kubiak. people think it's just plane derivative and worse of regular milk. But under certain circumstances it can compete with the others.
February 11, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Must-read thread; lactose-averse options abound, as well!
Despite averaging 1.65 turnovers/gm in the regular season, the #seahawks didn’t turn the ball over once in three postseason games, including the Super Bowl.
February 10, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Despite averaging 1.65 turnovers/gm in the regular season, the #seahawks didn’t turn the ball over once in three postseason games, including the Super Bowl.
What physical stores will have SB merch? Probably only the pro shops for now?
February 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
What physical stores will have SB merch? Probably only the pro shops for now?
Upon reflection: that game was akin to watching a goat and a 12 foot adult python fight in a broom closet.
Slow, merciless and inevitable
Slow, merciless and inevitable
February 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Upon reflection: that game was akin to watching a goat and a 12 foot adult python fight in a broom closet.
Slow, merciless and inevitable
Slow, merciless and inevitable
I really, really thought I would cry this Super Bowl victory.
But the game was so lopsided and clearly in favor of the Seahawks‘s talent, that level of emotion was never oriented.
This isn’t some sort of flex. I swear.
But the game was so lopsided and clearly in favor of the Seahawks‘s talent, that level of emotion was never oriented.
This isn’t some sort of flex. I swear.
February 9, 2026 at 5:16 AM
I really, really thought I would cry this Super Bowl victory.
But the game was so lopsided and clearly in favor of the Seahawks‘s talent, that level of emotion was never oriented.
This isn’t some sort of flex. I swear.
But the game was so lopsided and clearly in favor of the Seahawks‘s talent, that level of emotion was never oriented.
This isn’t some sort of flex. I swear.
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POV: they ask you who your favorite all time Seahawk is at the Superbowl party
February 8, 2026 at 7:38 AM
POV: they ask you who your favorite all time Seahawk is at the Superbowl party
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Damn, he has great penismanship.
The skier, who’s competing for Team Great Britain, wrote “fuck ice” in urine—using the wand that God gave him—and posted it to Instagram.
www.jezebel.com/im-team-gus-...
www.jezebel.com/im-team-gus-...
I’m Team Gus Kenworthy This Olympics
The skier, who’s competing for Team Great Britain, wrote “fuck ice” in urine—using the wand that God gave him—and posted it to Instagram.
www.jezebel.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Damn, he has great penismanship.
Going to Thunderbirds game tonight for the first time.
Any helpful advice?
Could be anything: where to park, how early to arrive, good recos, watch outs, etc
TIA!!!
Any helpful advice?
Could be anything: where to park, how early to arrive, good recos, watch outs, etc
TIA!!!
February 6, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Going to Thunderbirds game tonight for the first time.
Any helpful advice?
Could be anything: where to park, how early to arrive, good recos, watch outs, etc
TIA!!!
Any helpful advice?
Could be anything: where to park, how early to arrive, good recos, watch outs, etc
TIA!!!
Two down, one to go.
The table is set for the most epic #seahakws playoff scenario imaginable:
1) Crush 49ers at home in divisional round
2) Beat Rams in Conference championship to stamp claim as undisputed leader in the NFC West
3) Get revenge over Patriots and win Super Bowl played in Niners stadium
Who’s in?!
1) Crush 49ers at home in divisional round
2) Beat Rams in Conference championship to stamp claim as undisputed leader in the NFC West
3) Get revenge over Patriots and win Super Bowl played in Niners stadium
Who’s in?!
February 6, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Two down, one to go.
Video game reference doesn’t even matter.
This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a *long, long time*
This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a *long, long time*
February 6, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Video game reference doesn’t even matter.
This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a *long, long time*
This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a *long, long time*
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Nourishing myself with the delicious empty calories of bad faith:
QBs in first 3 years of their careers versus the Mike Macdonald Seahawks: 1-10 (fuck you very much, Brock Purdy)
QBs in first 3 years of their careers versus the Mike Macdonald Seahawks: 1-10 (fuck you very much, Brock Purdy)
February 5, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Nourishing myself with the delicious empty calories of bad faith:
QBs in first 3 years of their careers versus the Mike Macdonald Seahawks: 1-10 (fuck you very much, Brock Purdy)
QBs in first 3 years of their careers versus the Mike Macdonald Seahawks: 1-10 (fuck you very much, Brock Purdy)
DOUBLE MINOR, WOW
Did the stick *actually even hit him*?! Not sure it did 🫣🫣
Did the stick *actually even hit him*?! Not sure it did 🫣🫣
February 5, 2026 at 5:48 AM
DOUBLE MINOR, WOW
Did the stick *actually even hit him*?! Not sure it did 🫣🫣
Did the stick *actually even hit him*?! Not sure it did 🫣🫣
SHANE HATTY WATCH 🚨
February 5, 2026 at 5:22 AM
SHANE HATTY WATCH 🚨
That’s a weak hooking call IMO but I’ll take it
February 5, 2026 at 5:19 AM
That’s a weak hooking call IMO but I’ll take it
Atrocious period for the Kraken.
But man - only giving up one goal feels like a HUGE win.
Regroup, close it out in the 3rd.
But man - only giving up one goal feels like a HUGE win.
Regroup, close it out in the 3rd.
February 5, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Atrocious period for the Kraken.
But man - only giving up one goal feels like a HUGE win.
Regroup, close it out in the 3rd.
But man - only giving up one goal feels like a HUGE win.
Regroup, close it out in the 3rd.
lol dude fell over and they STILL scored easily, smh
February 5, 2026 at 4:32 AM
lol dude fell over and they STILL scored easily, smh
This kraken team just can’t catch a fucking break.
February 4, 2026 at 4:43 AM
This kraken team just can’t catch a fucking break.
Meanwhile, Gru is *balling*
February 4, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Meanwhile, Gru is *balling*
Have the Kraken had a single clean possession so far this game?
Ducks have them way off their game, yeesh
Ducks have them way off their game, yeesh
February 4, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Have the Kraken had a single clean possession so far this game?
Ducks have them way off their game, yeesh
Ducks have them way off their game, yeesh
This thread was *obscenely* entertaining. Instant BlueSky favorite
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 2:17 AM
This thread was *obscenely* entertaining. Instant BlueSky favorite
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Sam Darnold on 3rd downs against the Rams:
Game 1: 12 plays, 5 first downs, 2 INTs, 0 TDs, -9.5 EPA, -0.79 EPA/play
Game 2: 6 plays, 0 first downs, 2 INTs, 0 TDs, -16.7 EPA, -2.79 EPA/play
Game 3: 10 plays, 6 first downs, 0 INTs, 1 TD, +8.1 EPA, +0.81 EPA/play
Game 1: 12 plays, 5 first downs, 2 INTs, 0 TDs, -9.5 EPA, -0.79 EPA/play
Game 2: 6 plays, 0 first downs, 2 INTs, 0 TDs, -16.7 EPA, -2.79 EPA/play
Game 3: 10 plays, 6 first downs, 0 INTs, 1 TD, +8.1 EPA, +0.81 EPA/play
February 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Sam Darnold on 3rd downs against the Rams:
Game 1: 12 plays, 5 first downs, 2 INTs, 0 TDs, -9.5 EPA, -0.79 EPA/play
Game 2: 6 plays, 0 first downs, 2 INTs, 0 TDs, -16.7 EPA, -2.79 EPA/play
Game 3: 10 plays, 6 first downs, 0 INTs, 1 TD, +8.1 EPA, +0.81 EPA/play
Game 1: 12 plays, 5 first downs, 2 INTs, 0 TDs, -9.5 EPA, -0.79 EPA/play
Game 2: 6 plays, 0 first downs, 2 INTs, 0 TDs, -16.7 EPA, -2.79 EPA/play
Game 3: 10 plays, 6 first downs, 0 INTs, 1 TD, +8.1 EPA, +0.81 EPA/play
SUCK IT, VEGAS (Golden Knights)
Daccord is *fired up*
Daccord is *fired up*
February 1, 2026 at 5:34 AM
SUCK IT, VEGAS (Golden Knights)
Daccord is *fired up*
Daccord is *fired up*