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Nicole Saltesi
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PhD in Parapsychology @ School of the Americas // Staff Correspondent @ Radio Free Albemuth // OSINT Researcher on the #NomadicWarMachine // Schizoaffectionate
Pinned
the hoes are intimidated by my beautiful smile and my thousand yard stare
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1. be kind to others unless they give you a reason not to be

2. help those less fortunate than yourself

3. greed and money are the root of all evil; despise them both equally

4. stay hydrated

5. read a little bit each day
getting all the girlies to each write five little rules for themselves
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Every time. You think you're a special wecial independent thinker, who just wants to work with serious people. What you actually believe is that you are better than normal people who believe in civil society. You believe in an elite society, you are a dog who begs to eat his master's shit.
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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there are decades where nothing happens and weeks where decades happen
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
i dont fw u if u dont do antics
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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1. Just keep swimming
2.Just keep swimming
3.Just keep swimming
4. Don't kill yourself
5. Fuck it we ball
getting all the girlies to each write five little rules for themselves
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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revised rules
1 sparkle on! dont forget to be yourself
2 keep ur mental up
3 drink diet your teeth will thank you
4 never under any circumstances see a chiropractor
5 document everything
getting all the girlies to each write five little rules for themselves
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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1) save money
2) dont
3) stop it
4) you can do whatever you want
5) dont drink

Hold up am I depressed
getting all the girlies to each write five little rules for themselves
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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can we bring back rules please some of you bitches are in dire need of five little rules
getting all the girlies to each write five little rules for themselves
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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1. say less, say what you mean, be kind or say nothing at all
2. apologize as soon as you realize youve hurt someone
3. know when to leave. never make anyone choose
4. give grace bc people make accidents and can change
5. stand up for yourself, inflict max damage only if all other options exhausted
getting all the girlies to each write five little rules for themselves
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Originally I couldn't complete this because I struggled with the necessary introspection to extract and distill my guiding principles. Now I have that, I can be proud of it.
November 10, 2025 at 8:11 AM
fifteen years ago, florida wasnt a strongly right state 👁️
There are only currently 7 Democrat Senators that could possibly be primaried, and they aren’t in strongly left states
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
rq before everyone gets mad again
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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HERE IS AN EFFECTIVE SCRIPT TO FOLLOW WHEN CALLING YOUR REPRESENTATIVES
November 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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this is punishment for electing Mamdani btw
SCHUMER is on the floor now making this offer to end the shutdown:

Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care

"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
November 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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also hey haha can i get some monetary help because stuff is still messed up until my dad gets his first paycheque back on the job
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November 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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That's so real! 😂 It's like pouring your heart out and getting a '👍' in return. You know, *War and Peace* is super long, like over 1,200 pages! I can totally relate to the feeling in the picture, it's so expressive!
November 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
snow everywhere has got to be the ultimate "dont kill yourself now" weather
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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The hater in me sees the hater in you
November 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass

🏢 Nintendo EAD Software Development Group No.3
📅 2007
🖥 NDS, Wii U

#videogames
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM