Lime Bike McQueen
@n8mills.bsky.social
He is rizzin'
I rage-consume history and lighten things up with dystopian fiction. Xavier Cugat megastan. Enjoyer of light misanthropy
I rage-consume history and lighten things up with dystopian fiction. Xavier Cugat megastan. Enjoyer of light misanthropy
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Lime Bike McQueen
@n8mills.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Hot take: voting should be daily, not annually. We should be required to pass a civics captcha, which shows that you understand the civics question, and you can try infinitely until you get it right, every day. And you should be paid with a meal for your vote.
This Epstein stuff has everybody salty at MAGA and billionaires, but remember that this wasn't all Epstein for his own gain. He was working CIA, Mossad, KGB, and who knows who else. Our intelligence agencies are running everything.
If there's a deep state, it's them.
If there's a deep state, it's them.
February 4, 2026 at 8:05 AM
This Epstein stuff has everybody salty at MAGA and billionaires, but remember that this wasn't all Epstein for his own gain. He was working CIA, Mossad, KGB, and who knows who else. Our intelligence agencies are running everything.
If there's a deep state, it's them.
If there's a deep state, it's them.
Johan is on the ground in Minnesota.
January 31, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Johan is on the ground in Minnesota.
I googled "Kaitlin Collins" because I wanted to make sure I spelled her name right. I did.
Google prompted "Kaitlin Collins legs" because apparently that's what people be askin about. So that's what my search revealed, which was confusing at first, but made sense.
This was one my work laptop, so
Google prompted "Kaitlin Collins legs" because apparently that's what people be askin about. So that's what my search revealed, which was confusing at first, but made sense.
This was one my work laptop, so
January 31, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I googled "Kaitlin Collins" because I wanted to make sure I spelled her name right. I did.
Google prompted "Kaitlin Collins legs" because apparently that's what people be askin about. So that's what my search revealed, which was confusing at first, but made sense.
This was one my work laptop, so
Google prompted "Kaitlin Collins legs" because apparently that's what people be askin about. So that's what my search revealed, which was confusing at first, but made sense.
This was one my work laptop, so
If you're in the Boston area you can get paid $50 for watching the Melania shit show
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January 30, 2026 at 9:00 PM
If you're in the Boston area you can get paid $50 for watching the Melania shit show
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MINNESOTA — Mom goes outside to warm up her car, ICE grabs her: "Please, my car kids are all alone in the house!”
So nothing has changed and Homan was just to put a new face on the cruelty, got it
(H/T longtimehistory)
So nothing has changed and Homan was just to put a new face on the cruelty, got it
(H/T longtimehistory)
January 30, 2026 at 2:43 AM
MINNESOTA — Mom goes outside to warm up her car, ICE grabs her: "Please, my car kids are all alone in the house!”
So nothing has changed and Homan was just to put a new face on the cruelty, got it
(H/T longtimehistory)
So nothing has changed and Homan was just to put a new face on the cruelty, got it
(H/T longtimehistory)
Humming this while vibe coding
January 29, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Humming this while vibe coding
When you dump coffee into your keyboard, do just kind of shake it out and hope it still works later? Do you take it apart, clean it, and put it back together? Do you replace it?
Is this an analogy to our government?
Take it apart. And clean it. And put it back together.
Is this an analogy to our government?
Take it apart. And clean it. And put it back together.
January 28, 2026 at 9:00 PM
When you dump coffee into your keyboard, do just kind of shake it out and hope it still works later? Do you take it apart, clean it, and put it back together? Do you replace it?
Is this an analogy to our government?
Take it apart. And clean it. And put it back together.
Is this an analogy to our government?
Take it apart. And clean it. And put it back together.
He's saying the quiet part loud. This guy has "Liberlandian" in his bio, which means he THINKS he's a Libertarian. But he's not. He's an anti-left radical. The same people who claim that "the left wants to prosecute us for thought crime" is fine with pre-emptive executions for thought crime.
January 28, 2026 at 8:43 PM
He's saying the quiet part loud. This guy has "Liberlandian" in his bio, which means he THINKS he's a Libertarian. But he's not. He's an anti-left radical. The same people who claim that "the left wants to prosecute us for thought crime" is fine with pre-emptive executions for thought crime.
We have until 5pm today in Washington to oppose legalizing a 3 week retention of data in Flock cameras.
Do it now
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Do it now
tinyurl.com/oppose6002
Send a comment
tinyurl.com
January 26, 2026 at 7:19 PM
We have until 5pm today in Washington to oppose legalizing a 3 week retention of data in Flock cameras.
Do it now
tinyurl.com/oppose6002
Do it now
tinyurl.com/oppose6002
Genuinely feeling that all the generations of people leading up to this current moment are being used like multi-stage rocket boosters to propel a tiny majority of people toward [something] and all the rest of us are just being used as fuel.
January 24, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Genuinely feeling that all the generations of people leading up to this current moment are being used like multi-stage rocket boosters to propel a tiny majority of people toward [something] and all the rest of us are just being used as fuel.
Constitutional Sheriffs, whatever happened to them?
January 24, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Constitutional Sheriffs, whatever happened to them?
Wall to wall bad press for ICE, as the entire fucking country should be.
January 24, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Wall to wall bad press for ICE, as the entire fucking country should be.
Check out these receipts
And here’s an Omni jet landing in Equatorial Guinea yesterday. This is very likely a third-country removal to a torture prison, the second in a week and the third there overall.
Marco Rubio paid off their dictator using humanitarian funds.
Marco Rubio paid off their dictator using humanitarian funds.
January 24, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Check out these receipts
Threads has some pretty hilarious ratios, NGL
January 23, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Threads has some pretty hilarious ratios, NGL
Leftists are against pedophilia AND genocide.
Conservatives are fine with both of those.
"Centrists" take the middle ground, just fine with genocide. The lesser of evils! Because leftism isn't plausible!
Can't be against genocide AND pedophilia, man. Be reasonable.
Conservatives are fine with both of those.
"Centrists" take the middle ground, just fine with genocide. The lesser of evils! Because leftism isn't plausible!
Can't be against genocide AND pedophilia, man. Be reasonable.
January 23, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Leftists are against pedophilia AND genocide.
Conservatives are fine with both of those.
"Centrists" take the middle ground, just fine with genocide. The lesser of evils! Because leftism isn't plausible!
Can't be against genocide AND pedophilia, man. Be reasonable.
Conservatives are fine with both of those.
"Centrists" take the middle ground, just fine with genocide. The lesser of evils! Because leftism isn't plausible!
Can't be against genocide AND pedophilia, man. Be reasonable.
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We evacuated our kids out of Minneapolis this weekend and my spouse reports that as she drove them out of town she saw "multiple freeway exits where people are being pulled over." It feels like the Twin Cities is being subjugated by a hostile occupying force.
January 10, 2026 at 1:47 AM
We evacuated our kids out of Minneapolis this weekend and my spouse reports that as she drove them out of town she saw "multiple freeway exits where people are being pulled over." It feels like the Twin Cities is being subjugated by a hostile occupying force.
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Oh wait no shit you can just do that wow what else can we do you think
NEWS: The Social Security Administration has referred two DOGE employees for Hatch Act violations after discovering contacts with a political group seeking SSA data to overturn election results. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
January 20, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Oh wait no shit you can just do that wow what else can we do you think
Paula Poundstone enumerating all (or maybe just some?) of the suspicious deaths around Trump
January 20, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Paula Poundstone enumerating all (or maybe just some?) of the suspicious deaths around Trump
This was a great discussion that goes into how the Democrats operate purely defensively, hoping to attract "centrist" conservatives by drafting candidates that check the boxes of what conservatives claim to value. But what they continually fail to recognize is that conservative values are kayfabe
January 19, 2026 at 2:58 AM
This was a great discussion that goes into how the Democrats operate purely defensively, hoping to attract "centrist" conservatives by drafting candidates that check the boxes of what conservatives claim to value. But what they continually fail to recognize is that conservative values are kayfabe
So long as elected representatives simultaneously: 1) decide which things are suitable for tax spending
2) write the laws that dictate that spending
We will always be owned by whoever can afford to purchase our politicians
2) write the laws that dictate that spending
We will always be owned by whoever can afford to purchase our politicians
January 18, 2026 at 9:25 AM
So long as elected representatives simultaneously: 1) decide which things are suitable for tax spending
2) write the laws that dictate that spending
We will always be owned by whoever can afford to purchase our politicians
2) write the laws that dictate that spending
We will always be owned by whoever can afford to purchase our politicians
My vector of pettiness
If anyone has old sport’s trophies 🏆 or medals 🥇 may I suggest sending them to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in DC.
January 17, 2026 at 5:20 PM
My vector of pettiness
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I don’t know who this Minnesota man is, but he absolutely speaks for me.
January 15, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I don’t know who this Minnesota man is, but he absolutely speaks for me.
They crushed it on this one
January 14, 2026 at 3:15 AM
They crushed it on this one