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Miguel Lopez
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37. Oakland. Games, pescatarian food, cats, music CBB fan extraordinaire. 1st Gen Mexican American. Eccentric introvert.
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I made an ITYSL x The Mars Volta crossover meme picture and I’m genuinely proud of it.

This is how I find my people.

55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 SNAKES POUR OUT YOUR EYES

55 SHAKES 55 PIES
DO ANY OF THESE FUCKERS
EVER CUM ON THE MARBLE SHRINE?
Eating a peanut butter sandwich with entirely too much peanut butter and taking bites out of a hunk of cotija cheese like a rat.

Delightful combo actually.
October 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
One day, I’ll never be non-consensually updated about sports games, probably not til the sweet release of death.
October 28, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The rumored to be announced Halo is supposed to be a full on remake of CE, which as a 37 year old, I love. The gritty CE aesthetic was awesome, Mark V is the best looking Mjolnir armor, and the remaster was too glossy.

Give me new rolling green hills, frozen cliffs and ancient depths to explore.
October 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I’m the last person I know who even cares a new Halo game is supposed to be announced tomorrow.

I might be the last person I know in my circle of real life friends that still enjoys and regularly plays PvP shooters, period.

I get it, though. Those games are stressful.
October 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Okay. This quote tweet of Pelosi made me laugh.
October 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
OPD seems to be working with the National Guard and are broadcasting surveillance operations over unencrypted channels. What the hell do I do with this information??
I feel like a crazy person. Someone else has to have this information

#oakland #opd

www.newsbreak.com/crime/oaklan...
Police Monitor Suspect Returning With Bags at Oakland Home, Oakland CA | CrimeRadar
Police monitored a suspect returning to a residence near Laverne Ave in Oakland. Officers observed the subject accessing the trunk of his vehicle and carrying large bags into the house. There was no a...
www.newsbreak.com
October 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
@kenklippenstein.bsky.social

I’m just leave this here…with you…a professional.
So uhhh is the National Guard already working with the Oakland Police Department? This radio message seems to suggest that.

Also OPD was supposedly encrypting their radios, but here is a whole ass surveillance operation with names and police movements.

www.newsbreak.com/crime/oaklan...
Police Monitor Suspect Returning With Bags at Oakland Home, Oakland CA | CrimeRadar
Police monitored a suspect returning to a residence near Laverne Ave in Oakland. Officers observed the subject accessing the trunk of his vehicle and carrying large bags into the house. There was no a...
www.newsbreak.com
October 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
So uhhh is the National Guard already working with the Oakland Police Department? This radio message seems to suggest that.

Also OPD was supposedly encrypting their radios, but here is a whole ass surveillance operation with names and police movements.

www.newsbreak.com/crime/oaklan...
Police Monitor Suspect Returning With Bags at Oakland Home, Oakland CA | CrimeRadar
Police monitored a suspect returning to a residence near Laverne Ave in Oakland. Officers observed the subject accessing the trunk of his vehicle and carrying large bags into the house. There was no a...
www.newsbreak.com
October 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
October in the Bay Area means bundling up in the morning and dying of heatstroke in the same outfit by noon.
October 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Several Starbucks are closing in the Bay Area, which is good, but people are saying they prefer Peet’s, which was just bought by Dr Pepper Keurig, the worlds largest seller of absolute dog shit coffee. They’re also recommending Blue Bottle, owned by Nestle, who literally took milk from babies
October 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Jacob’s Ladder
What horror movie did you see WAY too young?

Mine was Poltergeist.
October 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE
October 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
90 percent of The Addams Family movie’s special effects hold up with the notable exception of the climactic library scene.
October 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I’m no theologian, but that sounds wrong.
October 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
This week’s Neighborhood Listen.
October 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
That dude from the leaked racist Young Republican chat looks like a lesbian wedding officiant and I know you know exactly which one I mean.
October 16, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Day 2 of wearing Sauvage Parfum. Smells a lot like the EDP but with a clean baby powder note and a smoother opening.

Sillage and longevity is somehow more monstrous than the EDP; if you can’t smell it on yourself , it’s because it’s you sprayed in on you neck and it’s making you noseblind.
October 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
What is the most bisexual article of clothing?

I suggest overalls. You can really masc or femme it up with a few tweaks.
October 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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General Radahn, Starscourge:
October 15, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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SCOOP: The Oldest House Converted Into Spirit Halloween After Trump Admin Defunds Bureau of Control, Objects of Power Transported to Mara Lago
October 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I’ve beaten every mainline Far Cry since 2, plus Instinct, it’s direct sequel Evolution, and 5 spin off New Dawn. And the latest Ghost Recon.

I also beat Just Cause 2, Mercenaries 2, and True Crime: Streets of LA. And every Saints Row besides the new one.

I like open world slop.
What's the worst game you finished/rolled credits on?

(games media folks, it can't be something you were assigned to review; this has to be something you subjected yourself to of your own free will)
October 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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the microplastics and heavy metals in my body squaring up to decide who gets to give me cancer
October 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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i should pray more
October 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Reclaim your time and disengage disingenuous foks!
October 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM