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u should def dm me about crypto. def do it, i will buy all ur coins, i will buy them all, idc if their worthless, all i care about is how hot the girl on ur profile is
me when i find the crystal skull
February 15, 2026 at 1:03 AM
*on friday the 13th, a day known for being unlucky*: im gonna go to school with a pro-ice poster to troll people. what could go wrong?
This boy been waiting to haul off on somebody for 14 years and today he got to live the dream and stand on the right side of history. Friday the 13th is the greatest day of his life.
February 14, 2026 at 12:03 AM
msft: "all white collar jobs will be done by llm agents in a year"

random person: "but msft doesnt have any of its own models. wouldnt that mean your company is fucked?"

msft: "oh... oh fuck!!!!"
February 13, 2026 at 12:42 AM
watched all the starfleet academy episodes so far. generally i like to give a show a chance during the first season but hoo boy is this show having a rough season

only one episode has been good. the rest range from mediocre to terrible.
February 12, 2026 at 10:25 PM
hey i know things are bad but at least the DOW is over 50,000--

oh wait, nevermind
February 12, 2026 at 9:03 PM
February 12, 2026 at 2:46 AM
human ears count as real food now
February 11, 2026 at 10:32 PM
the biden-fication of the trump administration is complete. they're out there boosting modest gains in markets that mean nothing to the average american people and trying to act like stock increases help out any one but the rich minority of americans
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 10:04 PM
lmfao wow what an accurate tool. next itll try to assert that there was too much gore in the game

christ no wonder AAA games suck so much
A friend of mine was using a tool to analyze market research for his game. As a check he tested it on DELTARUNE. Seems like I have a lot of things to work on...
February 11, 2026 at 4:14 PM
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 AM
i will file a police report against anyone who screenshots this post
February 11, 2026 at 3:34 AM
get ready to be investigated, THE SPORT OF CURLING!!
US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:

"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
February 11, 2026 at 12:58 AM
*watching big booty latinas twerk on tv* this cant be right, this has got to be illegal. im going to have to do some hard investigation into this
February 10, 2026 at 9:45 PM
yea thatll spread hope. flights for the rich to the moon

maybe what hes thinking is people will hope the planes wont come back
This is one of things. Bigtime.
February 10, 2026 at 4:47 PM
jake paul waking up to angry replies: "ha ha WOAH ha what did i post last night?? ha ha that was all a joke guys idek how those tweets got there ha ha whoops!! who could have know that puerto rico is part of the US anyway, right guys"
An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
February 9, 2026 at 5:32 PM
damn it jake, why couldnt u be like ur brother markiplier
i love that for the average american, activism is just watching TV the correct way
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
ffs u clowns couldnt figure this shit out before the super bowl?
going great already lmfaoo
February 9, 2026 at 1:06 AM
HELL YEA I CANT WAIT FOR MUSIC 5
Sources say music 5, created by Tony Forks, is going to be invented this year.
February 7, 2026 at 5:59 PM
yes
February 7, 2026 at 3:26 AM
maybe u should try getting a job
February 6, 2026 at 6:58 PM
February 6, 2026 at 12:46 AM
OMFG YES ITS REAL ITS REEEEAL
February 6, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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omg I have a buddy that retweeted this guy in 2021 with the advice to buy and hold ETH for 4 years and I tracked it to see how it did against the S&P just for fun for years and I checked earlier today and whew
February 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
"now listen, i stopped the multination of children. the mutilation. i have to be clear on that. not the other one that starts with m. just the mutilation. no longer mutilized but you know other stuff might happen"
Trump at the National Prayer Breakfast: "I stopped the mutilation of children. The mutilation. The word is mutilation. They mutilized, you know, mutilation of children."
February 5, 2026 at 7:38 PM