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MWunicorn
@mwunicorn.bsky.social
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Expert napper, mediocre opinion haver, unicorn
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I'm only an amateur historian, but it is well known that the proper and historically accurate reply to a "Roman Salute" is a baseball bat
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Since bluesky is the sports app

I'm gonna throw this out there

If you're at a sporting event, especially a major one, you should be trying to get a "Fuck ICE" chant going

Nothing will change media narrative faster than 20k people at a world cup game chanting fuck ICE
January 25, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.
January 25, 2026 at 1:15 AM
If you're a democratic politician, this should be your rallying cry

Americans do not need a paramilitary dictating their every move
Americans have become allergic to freedom
January 10, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Americans have become allergic to freedom
January 10, 2026 at 6:03 PM
If I get killed by an unaccountable government paramilitary and they report I was in an "anit-ICE" chat, please correct them that it was at least 3 chats and that I also had D&D Wednesday and Sunday nights.
If I get killed by unaccountable government paramilitaries and they report that I was in an “anti-ICE” chat, please also put in the paper that I am in a chat with a bunch of dudes (gender neutral) who coordinate getting sandwiches every first Wednesday of the month for the siren.
January 9, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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Renee Macklin Good's wife, Becca Good, released a statement and it moved me to sobbing tears:

archive.is/ur35j
January 9, 2026 at 4:40 PM
If Americans don't receive the protection of the 4th amendment, then neither does Jonathan Ross
January 9, 2026 at 12:59 AM
The things I want to say about what happened in Minnesota today would get me a visit.

What I will say is every single person who voted to create, fund, and empower America's gestapo has blood on their hands
January 8, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Just finding @grateful42069.bsky.social posts in the wild
January 8, 2026 at 1:26 AM
January 3, 2026 at 4:06 PM
"He's a couple of eggs short of a dozen, and the other ten are rocks"
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If it happens today I'll go to church on Sunday
December 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Finally got to do some combat in the Daggerheart game.
That's a fun experience! I really enjoyed the Cinematic elements of it
December 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
If FIFA wasn't as corrupt as the government of the United States it would move the World Cup
The arrest and return of an asylum seeker who took his children to the Club World Cup soccer tournament final on July 13, 2025, raises serious concerns about the safety of noncitizens attending the 2026 World Cup in the United States: www.hrw.org/news/2025/12...
US: ICE Arrest at FIFA Event Spotlights Dangers for World Cup
The arrest and return of an asylum seeker who took his children to the Club World Cup soccer tournament final on July 13, 2025, raises serious concerns about the safety of noncitizens attending the 20...
www.hrw.org
December 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Bummer birthday is right 😅

#crowdcontrol
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The Rams deserve to lose because of their jerseys
November 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
NEW ACHIEVEMENT:
you've finished every available book in the Dungeon Crawler Carl Series
Reward: you laughed you cried... isn't that reward enough? Touch grass loser
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Just got back from seeing Nuremberg.
Incredible performances by the cast.
Can't watch it and not think about modern similarities.
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
1) Independent media. News organizations have to independently owned and operated. No stocks, no conglomerates, basically ran like a nonprofit
2) social media is banned. We've proven as a society that we can't handle it
3) Trump voters can't vote for 10 years or until they pass a basic civics test
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
@grateful42069.bsky.social

when are you coming to visit, and why is it this time next year

www.ogdenpet.com/events/2025/...
11th Annual Ogden's Big Lebowski Festival
www.ogdenpet.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Don't forget to cancel your free trial to FOX sports now
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM