Matthew Petty🚮
@muteboy.bsky.social
PRINTS FOR SALE>https://linktr.ee/muteboy72 white cis UK chap in Dubai UAE. Married to LA woman, father 8.9yo twins. He/him.
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Matthew Petty🚮
@muteboy.bsky.social
· Nov 12
Introduce yourself as a TV character
Do I want a 3D printer or a laser cutter? What do I want it for?
February 4, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Do I want a 3D printer or a laser cutter? What do I want it for?
I wasn't sure I remembered right, so I checked & I'm so happy I was!
In this animated toddler version of 'The Wheels on the Bus' from a channel we used to watch with the twins, the titular bus is being driven by a cow at nearly 120mph "all through the town"!
youtu.be/ADosXS9sunY?...
In this animated toddler version of 'The Wheels on the Bus' from a channel we used to watch with the twins, the titular bus is being driven by a cow at nearly 120mph "all through the town"!
youtu.be/ADosXS9sunY?...
February 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I wasn't sure I remembered right, so I checked & I'm so happy I was!
In this animated toddler version of 'The Wheels on the Bus' from a channel we used to watch with the twins, the titular bus is being driven by a cow at nearly 120mph "all through the town"!
youtu.be/ADosXS9sunY?...
In this animated toddler version of 'The Wheels on the Bus' from a channel we used to watch with the twins, the titular bus is being driven by a cow at nearly 120mph "all through the town"!
youtu.be/ADosXS9sunY?...
Odessa STREPS more like
February 3, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Odessa STREPS more like
What did you just call me
Most popular swears this week:
1. FUCK
2. SHIT
3. FUCKING
4. BULLSHIT
5. DICK
6. COCK
7. ASSHOLE
8. SHITTY
9. PISS
10. BASTARD
1. FUCK
2. SHIT
3. FUCKING
4. BULLSHIT
5. DICK
6. COCK
7. ASSHOLE
8. SHITTY
9. PISS
10. BASTARD
February 3, 2026 at 4:57 AM
What did you just call me
Daiso does it again. I think I know what they were trying for here- people say they want to "go away on holiday"
Graphics are a bit Jim Moir too
Graphics are a bit Jim Moir too
February 2, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Daiso does it again. I think I know what they were trying for here- people say they want to "go away on holiday"
Graphics are a bit Jim Moir too
Graphics are a bit Jim Moir too
Reposted by Matthew Petty🚮
Ramona in the medicine cupboard
April 3, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Ramona in the medicine cupboard
I'm still annoyed that the late 90s track 'Krupa' by Apollo 440 has a sample saying, "back to Gene Krupa's syncopated style" and then the main drum loop is 'Ballroom Blitz' by The Sweet
January 31, 2026 at 9:06 AM
I'm still annoyed that the late 90s track 'Krupa' by Apollo 440 has a sample saying, "back to Gene Krupa's syncopated style" and then the main drum loop is 'Ballroom Blitz' by The Sweet
Reposted by Matthew Petty🚮
The 2026 Doomsday Clock announcement, captured by photographer Jamie Christiani.
IT IS 85 SECONDS TO MIDNIGHT.
Watch the 2026 Doomsday Clock announcement: buff.ly/BGu0Zse
IT IS 85 SECONDS TO MIDNIGHT.
Watch the 2026 Doomsday Clock announcement: buff.ly/BGu0Zse
January 27, 2026 at 5:26 PM
The 2026 Doomsday Clock announcement, captured by photographer Jamie Christiani.
IT IS 85 SECONDS TO MIDNIGHT.
Watch the 2026 Doomsday Clock announcement: buff.ly/BGu0Zse
IT IS 85 SECONDS TO MIDNIGHT.
Watch the 2026 Doomsday Clock announcement: buff.ly/BGu0Zse
Reposted by Matthew Petty🚮
1/7 My latest fad to waste time is playing insane bullet hell shooter arcade games on @archive.org 's Internet Arcade. Load'em up, hit 5 to insert coin & off you go! A good start is all of Cave's output in the 2000's: archive.org/details/inte...
Internet Archive: Digital Library of Free & Borrowable Texts, Movies, Music & Wayback Machine
archive.org
January 23, 2026 at 3:08 PM
1/7 My latest fad to waste time is playing insane bullet hell shooter arcade games on @archive.org 's Internet Arcade. Load'em up, hit 5 to insert coin & off you go! A good start is all of Cave's output in the 2000's: archive.org/details/inte...
1/7 My latest fad to waste time is playing insane bullet hell shooter arcade games on @archive.org 's Internet Arcade. Load'em up, hit 5 to insert coin & off you go! A good start is all of Cave's output in the 2000's: archive.org/details/inte...
Internet Archive: Digital Library of Free & Borrowable Texts, Movies, Music & Wayback Machine
archive.org
January 23, 2026 at 3:08 PM
1/7 My latest fad to waste time is playing insane bullet hell shooter arcade games on @archive.org 's Internet Arcade. Load'em up, hit 5 to insert coin & off you go! A good start is all of Cave's output in the 2000's: archive.org/details/inte...
As name checked by the Frogs in 'Reelin' and Rockin' #1'
youtu.be/Ob5SonPBBF4?...
youtu.be/Ob5SonPBBF4?...
January 22, 2026 at 8:53 AM
As name checked by the Frogs in 'Reelin' and Rockin' #1'
youtu.be/Ob5SonPBBF4?...
youtu.be/Ob5SonPBBF4?...
Ramona on the wall (see alt text)
January 22, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Ramona on the wall (see alt text)
Reposted by Matthew Petty🚮
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
Introduce yourself w 5 concerts you’ve been to:
- Lee "Scratch" Perry / Zion Train
- Inspiral Carpets
- Human League
- The Knife / PlanningToRock
- Pavement / Royal Trux
- Lee "Scratch" Perry / Zion Train
- Inspiral Carpets
- Human League
- The Knife / PlanningToRock
- Pavement / Royal Trux
January 20, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Introduce yourself w 5 concerts you’ve been to:
- Lee "Scratch" Perry / Zion Train
- Inspiral Carpets
- Human League
- The Knife / PlanningToRock
- Pavement / Royal Trux
- Lee "Scratch" Perry / Zion Train
- Inspiral Carpets
- Human League
- The Knife / PlanningToRock
- Pavement / Royal Trux
Morning leg time with Ramona #CatsOfBlueSky
January 20, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Morning leg time with Ramona #CatsOfBlueSky
My children are now into SCP like it's Pokémon. Making their own collectors cards. Mostly safe, but an alarming percentage of Keters
January 20, 2026 at 2:44 AM
My children are now into SCP like it's Pokémon. Making their own collectors cards. Mostly safe, but an alarming percentage of Keters
Seeing 'Sinners' at a cinema with the fancy recliners & little table for my PM&Ms
January 19, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Seeing 'Sinners' at a cinema with the fancy recliners & little table for my PM&Ms
Reposted by Matthew Petty🚮
george: jerry, i'm going to the bone temple!
jerry: bone temple?
george: bone temple!
elaine: a guy took me to the bone temple once....he wasn't exactly samson
kramer: *bursts into apartment, infected*
jerry: bone temple?
george: bone temple!
elaine: a guy took me to the bone temple once....he wasn't exactly samson
kramer: *bursts into apartment, infected*
January 17, 2026 at 3:39 AM
george: jerry, i'm going to the bone temple!
jerry: bone temple?
george: bone temple!
elaine: a guy took me to the bone temple once....he wasn't exactly samson
kramer: *bursts into apartment, infected*
jerry: bone temple?
george: bone temple!
elaine: a guy took me to the bone temple once....he wasn't exactly samson
kramer: *bursts into apartment, infected*
Golf is an objective moral evil
January 16, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Golf is an objective moral evil
@wtyppod.bsky.social listening to the Guinness episode as I drive to work, it's making me want a pint right now
January 12, 2026 at 3:29 AM
@wtyppod.bsky.social listening to the Guinness episode as I drive to work, it's making me want a pint right now
