my silly sasha cat loves to yell at me about being in bed while also stopping me from getting out of bed at the same time. they're such silly babies.

My aunt who famously can’t cook tried to make a pumpkin pie. She didn’t know what cloves were, so she put garlic cloves in it. Whole.

Michelin star chef in Streets of Rage out there hiding turkeys under trash cans and stuff. Diabolical.

Every time I go back to Colorado now, stairs make me huff and puff and I feel so weak.

This is...sort of brilliant.