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New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
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The US immigrant population generated more in taxes than they received in benefits from all levels of government every year from 1994 to 2023.

The Cato study provides the first-ever 30-year analysis of the fiscal effects of immigration on government budgets.

https://ow.ly/jy8a50Y8kM3
February 3, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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It’s a cool trick, you can offer out-of-state students a very generous financial package and still charge more for tuition than you could with an in-state student, revenue spreadsheet go boom
February 4, 2026 at 1:42 PM
That rodent doesn’t know fuck all about when spring is coming. What’s he doing, reading the Farmer’s Almanac?
February 3, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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“White Settlement has gone woke.”
February 1, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test

Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)

Good tech.

Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)

Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
If y’all keep using AI to write shit, y’all are all going to sound the same. Who wants that?
January 31, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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“Melania” is truly the worst experience I’ve had in a theater”

-Abraham Lincoln
January 29, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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Street art memorializing Alex Pretti in Seattle. Per r/Seattle, it was painted on a building facing Swedish Hospital in the First Hill neighborhood www.reddit.com/r/nursing/co...
January 27, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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Koalas y’all know what to do
okay hi everyone real quick crowdfund: we're doing grocery box packing for families from our kids' school, and i would really really really really like to raise funds to stick a box of cake mix or pre-made cookies in each box this week. v3nmo is nhojelttil, please put a 🍰 or 🍪 with it
January 25, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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The best part about my country has always been everyday Americans living their values according to what this place *could* be. It is so beautiful to live aspirationally, b/c we know the truth, and we know how far we have to go. To resist is to live+act as a citizen in a better time, even if not now.
January 25, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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That is also why the Bears wear Auburn colors
that’s why the Bears wear Auburn colors
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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Reminds me of one of my favorite memes:
January 19, 2026 at 12:17 AM
This game is inebriated
January 18, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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Solidarity forever…
January 14, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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Goggins
Jim Rockford is back on the case: NBC has ordered a pilot for a reboot of the classic '70s detective series The Rockford Files.
The Rockford Files Reboot Lands Pilot Order At NBC — Who Would You Cast To Fill James Garner's Shoes? - TVLine
www.tvline.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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He’s gonna have them performing at legendary levels in two hours
curt cignetti PLEEEEEEASE go to magic city
January 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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me going into the country bar adjoining the bowling alley after 14 Modelos and rolling an 89
January 7, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I cut the top of my foot sliding the squatty potty out
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.

😅
January 6, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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Marshawn’s struggle not to say morherfuckers on television is all our struggle not to say motherfuckers on television
January 4, 2026 at 3:20 AM
One Battle After Another was 10/10
January 3, 2026 at 4:28 AM
To Kill a Mockingbird. My signed copy
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 12:53 AM
January 1, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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Personally offended by how bad Bama is at running the ball. Unclean. Vile. Borderline heretical.
January 1, 2026 at 9:48 PM