Epic Games, release the Epstein skin

CONGRESS CAN SHUT DOWN ICE!!

We won’t, but we can. Papa , will you chip in $67 right now to help us eat shit in November?

We know socialism isn’t higher taxes, it’s a new mode of production that doesn’t rely on private ownership of capital. We know you can’t vote out capitalism, but we ALSO know we’re light years away from where we want to be as an organized left. We have to start somewhere, and we have to start now.

Link might not work, so I’ll say it’s an announcement for NY DSA sending a bunch of bus loads of commies to Albany to protest for higher taxes. It’s the kind of thing I mean when I say you work with the movement you have.

They’re afraid of a slippery slope leading to everyone on the US team wearing creepy Charlie Kirk masks.

Crap, that was supposed to be a private message.

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I’m Scot Dilbert Adams, and I moved to BlueSky to get away from all pedophiles. If you want my new book of anti-Trump Dilberts, send me $100 in US dollars and I’ll DM you the link.

Lunch sandwich gang rise up

Get it? Because they’re wobbly?

Seems like the label should be “fucks”

My wife: if he didn’t want to me booed he shouldn’t be walking around with that face

Your Whistle review is the same as my Five Nights at Freddy’s review: great if you don’t like being scared or caring what’s happening.

[Raspberry Beret by Prince 🎵]

She wore a trans lobby cabal
The kind that punches above her weight
Foolish girl

Isn’t every national flag a political symbol? Isn’t the Olympics logo a political symbol? What are we doing here?

That’s your secret, eh? Everything you point your camera at becomes waterfowl?

My gen-alpha kids hate “6-7” and pretty much everything people are trying to pin on their generation.

That husky absolutely knows more about cars than I do.