A Mullist in Texas
@mullist.com
Software Developer. Synth performer. Cat person. Generally considered a bad account. Not intended for children.
If anyone asks why you fight ICE in the streets:
¡Porque'stos MIS Estados Unidos
De cualquiera!
¡Porque'stos MIS Estados Unidos
De cualquiera!
February 3, 2026 at 2:57 PM
If anyone asks why you fight ICE in the streets:
¡Porque'stos MIS Estados Unidos
De cualquiera!
¡Porque'stos MIS Estados Unidos
De cualquiera!
You can’t tell where the road is right now
January 25, 2026 at 4:49 PM
You can’t tell where the road is right now
Trump after the world shuts down our economy
January 22, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Trump after the world shuts down our economy
This is a wild one. They’re losing Facebook libertarians now.
January 9, 2026 at 12:32 PM
This is a wild one. They’re losing Facebook libertarians now.
I spaced out and forgot to capture the moment when all the games were at level 1111 😔
January 8, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I spaced out and forgot to capture the moment when all the games were at level 1111 😔
My wife married a nerd, and therefore she has nerd children.
![Family group text. Names and profile images have been poorly concealed. Mom announces “any thoughts about dinner tonight? [Child 1] suggested chilis”.
Child 2: No objection
Me: No objection
Child 3: No objection](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hazvc7nrfe5gvlr2kc6aicvt/bafkreifa4c5cxz2jucvr3seg2osy7dsvwu4ukihihkpa223n4zdqvigovy@jpeg)
January 6, 2026 at 10:08 PM
My wife married a nerd, and therefore she has nerd children.
Oh yeah, this is way better
January 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Oh yeah, this is way better
Saw this ad for Bloomberg news saying people scored 5.5% annual returns betting against Christ returning to earth every year, and it occurs to me that any savings account is a kind of bet against Christ’s return.
January 4, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Saw this ad for Bloomberg news saying people scored 5.5% annual returns betting against Christ returning to earth every year, and it occurs to me that any savings account is a kind of bet against Christ’s return.
No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet
January 2, 2026 at 3:08 PM
No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026
December 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026
They introduced her in Spice World. Easily the best spice.
December 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
They introduced her in Spice World. Easily the best spice.
if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
December 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
In a cost-cutting measure, the break room is switching from International Delight to Local Delight
December 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
In a cost-cutting measure, the break room is switching from International Delight to Local Delight
What about arguing with a friend?
December 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
What about arguing with a friend?
You’ll never believe this, but I have a chonker who just lies down on me and starts purring. It’s incredible.
December 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
You’ll never believe this, but I have a chonker who just lies down on me and starts purring. It’s incredible.
I FEEL ELATED
I FEEL DEPRESSED
SEX IS DEATH
DEATH IS SEX
SAYS IT RIGHT HERE ON MY CRUCIFIX!
I FEEL DEPRESSED
SEX IS DEATH
DEATH IS SEX
SAYS IT RIGHT HERE ON MY CRUCIFIX!
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I FEEL ELATED
I FEEL DEPRESSED
SEX IS DEATH
DEATH IS SEX
SAYS IT RIGHT HERE ON MY CRUCIFIX!
I FEEL DEPRESSED
SEX IS DEATH
DEATH IS SEX
SAYS IT RIGHT HERE ON MY CRUCIFIX!
Had to grind for this view
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Had to grind for this view
Missed an opportunity to juice sales by pricing it at $4.20.
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Missed an opportunity to juice sales by pricing it at $4.20.
Why does Hollywood think programmers are greedy, fat, and stupid?
November 18, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Why does Hollywood think programmers are greedy, fat, and stupid?
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Why doesn’t Trump, the largest pedophile, simply EAT the other pedophiles?
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Why doesn’t Trump, the largest pedophile, simply EAT the other pedophiles?