At this point, I don’t think anyone running for president of the USA is a good person
February 13, 2026 at 4:31 PM
At this point, I don’t think anyone running for president of the USA is a good person
Me but dinosaur documentaries
Who needs a spouse for joy and succor in a rapidly darkening world when you have an overlong UFO documentary to get you through the night?
February 13, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Me but dinosaur documentaries
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When the dog succeeds in catching the car and not only does he not know what to do next but he notices that he was also somehow the one driving the car: the Epstein files
February 12, 2026 at 8:28 AM
When the dog succeeds in catching the car and not only does he not know what to do next but he notices that he was also somehow the one driving the car: the Epstein files
Work is so so so dreadfully soul-crushing. I feel like every main character in a late 90s music video staring in a car window while it rains, spirtually.
February 12, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Work is so so so dreadfully soul-crushing. I feel like every main character in a late 90s music video staring in a car window while it rains, spirtually.
Looking for this btw
if you don’t think the scene in Poltergeist where JoBeth Williams and Craig T. Nelson get stoned and giggly together is the sexiest and most romantic thing, then I don’t even know what.
February 8, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Looking for this btw
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if you don’t think the scene in Poltergeist where JoBeth Williams and Craig T. Nelson get stoned and giggly together is the sexiest and most romantic thing, then I don’t even know what.
February 8, 2026 at 2:38 AM
if you don’t think the scene in Poltergeist where JoBeth Williams and Craig T. Nelson get stoned and giggly together is the sexiest and most romantic thing, then I don’t even know what.
Seeing Amadeus live next week so imma be listening to Mozart the next week ALL DAY
February 4, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Seeing Amadeus live next week so imma be listening to Mozart the next week ALL DAY
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America is yearning for "it."
January 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM
America is yearning for "it."
Last night my friend and I were grabbing drinks when a pretty hot couple asked if we were swingers, so I’m feeling pretty hot today
December 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Last night my friend and I were grabbing drinks when a pretty hot couple asked if we were swingers, so I’m feeling pretty hot today
Manners is such a weird English word to me
December 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Manners is such a weird English word to me
Most of the new iPhone updates are buggy but the seamless transition behind songs on a music playlist rock. I am IN IT during this workout
December 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Most of the new iPhone updates are buggy but the seamless transition behind songs on a music playlist rock. I am IN IT during this workout
Pretty crazy how work sucks so much balls
December 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Pretty crazy how work sucks so much balls
Hey! Check out my new website if you’re into guitar lessons or need a guitarist or music for a film!
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MASON SAMS Musician | Los Angeles, CA Hey, I'm Mason! I’ve been playing music most of my life at this point—starting with school bands and choir (even steel
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December 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Hey! Check out my new website if you’re into guitar lessons or need a guitarist or music for a film!
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mason-sams.com
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i’m “taking supplements for my cognitive health” years old
December 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
i’m “taking supplements for my cognitive health” years old
Really enjoying music lately
December 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Really enjoying music lately
My coworker abuses the “email sent with High Importance” feature on outlook and I think she should be stoned to death
December 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
My coworker abuses the “email sent with High Importance” feature on outlook and I think she should be stoned to death
Yo! Anyone looking for guitar lessons? Feel free to hit me up - lemme help you shred!
December 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Yo! Anyone looking for guitar lessons? Feel free to hit me up - lemme help you shred!
Fucking devastating how delicious chocolate churro turtle chips are
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Fucking devastating how delicious chocolate churro turtle chips are
Shitting without pooping
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Shitting without pooping
Any bassists wanna jam sometime soon? Los Angeles! #losangeles
November 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Any bassists wanna jam sometime soon? Los Angeles! #losangeles
Kinda crazy you can crap your pants whenever you want
November 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Kinda crazy you can crap your pants whenever you want
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A nationwide search for "Observe And Report-type dudes." A whole new parallel armed force made up of guys who have described themselves as "a pretty serious DUI guy" in conversation. A qualification exam where the only task is getting upset and driving your truck into another truck. A new age.
New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
October 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
A nationwide search for "Observe And Report-type dudes." A whole new parallel armed force made up of guys who have described themselves as "a pretty serious DUI guy" in conversation. A qualification exam where the only task is getting upset and driving your truck into another truck. A new age.
@rileybreck.bsky.social any chance a combined horizons/east and west tour? I’m loving this new album and can’t wait to see the songs live
October 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
@rileybreck.bsky.social any chance a combined horizons/east and west tour? I’m loving this new album and can’t wait to see the songs live
Absolutely love the new thrice album, well done, @rileybreck.bsky.social
October 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Absolutely love the new thrice album, well done, @rileybreck.bsky.social
Bringing back pwning
September 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Bringing back pwning