Mr French Fries
@mrfrenchfries.bsky.social
Green couch potato.
Substitute comedian.
Starve the bots.
Substitute comedian.
Starve the bots.
It would be in poor taste to make a joke about old white people using Elvis for #blackfriday sales…unless it was #toilethumor
November 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
It would be in poor taste to make a joke about old white people using Elvis for #blackfriday sales…unless it was #toilethumor
I’ve never truly been happy to be a Regan baby…until I considered starting a game show where contestants have to decide whether a meme came from an action figure commercial or…that other thing Japan was making cartoons for. #1980s #physicalmedia #mediaphysics
November 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I’ve never truly been happy to be a Regan baby…until I considered starting a game show where contestants have to decide whether a meme came from an action figure commercial or…that other thing Japan was making cartoons for. #1980s #physicalmedia #mediaphysics
My ‘readinglist’ album of shots and screenshots tells me I’m finally old enough to be weird instead of annoying.
November 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
My ‘readinglist’ album of shots and screenshots tells me I’m finally old enough to be weird instead of annoying.
I don’t want Patreon to own the internet the way YouTube owned tv on the internet for 20 years. I don’t like how it feels like REALLY giving up on creators or publishers when I stop following their @patreon …who I guess I’m glad isn’t on new Twitter yet.
November 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I don’t want Patreon to own the internet the way YouTube owned tv on the internet for 20 years. I don’t like how it feels like REALLY giving up on creators or publishers when I stop following their @patreon …who I guess I’m glad isn’t on new Twitter yet.
It’s been a bad day. But even with the sun going down earlier there’s a chance it might not be a long day. This is the #skysky while my vehicle recharges enough to make it to the home charger. Starving the bots is more important than boring the trolls.
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
It’s been a bad day. But even with the sun going down earlier there’s a chance it might not be a long day. This is the #skysky while my vehicle recharges enough to make it to the home charger. Starving the bots is more important than boring the trolls.
But there will never be a better post above a pbs post.
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
But there will never be a better post above a pbs post.
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I don’t need to put the entire Vegas slide show anywhere. Butt every ‘dive bar’ everywhere should feel like this one. Butt #stickerart should always be …cunty?
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I don’t need to put the entire Vegas slide show anywhere. Butt every ‘dive bar’ everywhere should feel like this one. Butt #stickerart should always be …cunty?
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The “let them fight” gif here? Nah. I don’t even want Barnes and Noble to be petty anymore.
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The “let them fight” gif here? Nah. I don’t even want Barnes and Noble to be petty anymore.
There’s an alternate universe where Vimeo kept Google from buying YouTube. There’s an alternate universe where ‘popular’ art wasn’t cheap enough to be easily stolen.
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
There’s an alternate universe where Vimeo kept Google from buying YouTube. There’s an alternate universe where ‘popular’ art wasn’t cheap enough to be easily stolen.
‘Prickly Pear’ flowers are pretty and I won’t miss their damnable prickles…oh but this broken bit tried so hard to try again. 😢 🌱 🌵
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
‘Prickly Pear’ flowers are pretty and I won’t miss their damnable prickles…oh but this broken bit tried so hard to try again. 😢 🌱 🌵
Once upon a time the people selling us food had a ‘be sure to let us know if there’re rat turds in it’ business model. They still do in places without a ‘nanny’ state. I still have hope for this platform even after the ‘invite codes only’ period ended BEFORE advertisers got on board. 🐀 🦋 🤖
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Once upon a time the people selling us food had a ‘be sure to let us know if there’re rat turds in it’ business model. They still do in places without a ‘nanny’ state. I still have hope for this platform even after the ‘invite codes only’ period ended BEFORE advertisers got on board. 🐀 🦋 🤖
Reddit slide shows need you to swipe through them, but R/clearancerack probably doesn’t need my hand/punch
November 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Reddit slide shows need you to swipe through them, but R/clearancerack probably doesn’t need my hand/punch
It’s the names next to the stock faces of responses 🥂
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
It’s the names next to the stock faces of responses 🥂
I don’t have anything prepared for #insecthursday except bad tumblr memories. Here’s a good lizard memory to remind me to feed the cock and hen and chick roaches when I get home.
November 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I don’t have anything prepared for #insecthursday except bad tumblr memories. Here’s a good lizard memory to remind me to feed the cock and hen and chick roaches when I get home.
Back when paper ad vehicles were first starting to get free content from the basement dwellers and keyboard warriors there was an attempt to say “Don’t show us a picture of your restaurant meal unless you show us a picture of you finishing it all/trying to help the staff. Be one of the good pigs.”
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Back when paper ad vehicles were first starting to get free content from the basement dwellers and keyboard warriors there was an attempt to say “Don’t show us a picture of your restaurant meal unless you show us a picture of you finishing it all/trying to help the staff. Be one of the good pigs.”
November 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Consider this stock photo of my lilies and a ‘sticky white lighter’ my reminder to myself to celebrate #rosewednesday by NOT thinking about black roses and funerals exclusively. 🌱 🥀😅
November 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Consider this stock photo of my lilies and a ‘sticky white lighter’ my reminder to myself to celebrate #rosewednesday by NOT thinking about black roses and funerals exclusively. 🌱 🥀😅
I always hated tumblr for memifying everything and being good for porn but not. Here are two cool stills from a ‘strange’ anime anthology called Cool Devices.
November 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I always hated tumblr for memifying everything and being good for porn but not. Here are two cool stills from a ‘strange’ anime anthology called Cool Devices.
