Mr French Fries
@mrfrenchfries.bsky.social
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Green couch potato. Substitute comedian. Smash the bots or be a bot.
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Even for the people who get to take a break by streaming? It’s a lot. The horror becomes comedy? Yeah. If that’s your only take for this being a let down you’re forgetting that laughter is a weapon.
You might have seen my uncle…who thought this microcosm was more representative of the crowd than the closed streets. #bluewaves
I almost brought them to a reptile shop…but I knew that might have meant bringing them home ‘temporarily’…so hopefully they do ok in the nearby creek. They do look like number 7 here 🫡 birdwatchinghq.com/geckos-in-ca...
10 Types of Geckos in California! (ID Guide)
Learn the different types of GECKOS in California, AND how to identify by sight or sound. How many of these species have YOU seen?
birdwatchinghq.com
Is your account some place I’ve already mentioned how shockingly drought resistant these are? 😅
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A "Black Rose" Aeonium waking up from summer dormancy. I love the red color this time of year. 🌱

#Aeonium #Succulents #gardensky
My optimism is up. I like ‘troll’ and ‘catfish’ both coming under the umbrella of ‘bot’ because I like future generations NOT having to say “my comment got only one like and it was a bot.”
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"You pass so well you can date any guy you want" Until you realise trans women are only seen as an experiment
There might be an insight here for alllll the ‘soft’ sciences who seem perplexingly perplexed by how to get real data without deception. Protect trans people at all costs because we’re not going to survive having electricity if we can’t stop perpetually accusing everyone of ‘fooling’ us/themselves
A lot of places still have a LOT of bums/surplus laborers because (for lack of a better explanation across a lifetime of stealing time from the ‘rat race’ to search for one) …building gardens instead of cannon fodder makes a civilization look ‘ripe for conquest.’ 🫥
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A small (2”-3”) Haworthia along a garden path in early October. Unfortunately, it’s not labeled but from the size and leaf characteristics it appears to be a herbacea or reticulata. The distinctive bright yellow bloom makes an outsized statement in the garden. 🌱 #succulents
Dandelions nearby be like 🤨
It’s finally happened. I ‘rescued’ a garden friend from the concrete jungle…but think he might be escaped from a pet breeder rather than indigenous to soCal. #gardensky #lizardsky 🌱 🦎
Was hoping for more than another comic treated like a meme in the media section of this abandoned account. Was not aware of any adults who were spending the 80s saying ‘this is fine.’
The last couple of years are too bizarre to explain to a time traveller from the 1980s.
‘They were being lazy’ is indeed the easiest explanation.
Maybe we’ve had a solid century of pimps/capitslists/grifters/sociopath THE WORLD OVER doubling down on doublespeak with regards to ‘live within your means…but make surplus humans to make yourself more desperate to feed them.’
Glad (indirectly) that I took a chance and looked for pococurante accounts. The account is 9months abandoned. Wonder if eMusk has birthed anything since…without or without a concubine.
Not sure if you’re going to have more luck with this than “why does Noah Webster’s birthday get to be Dictionary Day rather than ‘“Noah Webster Day?”’
Libraries/Lists are tangible incarnations of consciousness. They’re always going to be at least a little scary. And it’s ok to use ‘hope’ instead of ‘consciousness’ for this analogy. It’s ok to default to ‘let’s fight this fear’ rather than ‘let’s avoid having to manage people who fear this thing.’
He’s a lot bigger in person 😳
Synchronicity of seeing the ‘falls apart in the second half’ reviews at the start of the second half? Less interesting than whether Requiem for a Dream-scape cinematography needed 25 years of fetishized 80s ‘aesthetics’ to ripen.
www.imdb.com/title/tt1752... Pausing it at the beginning of the second half because I don’t want to be interrupted in the last quarter. There’s a fly on the screen. I like that IMDb still has a minimum rather than maximum word count for reviews.
The Substance (2024) ⭐ 7.2 | Drama, Horror, Sci-Fi
2h 21m | R
www.imdb.com
Congrats on being at the top of the ‘ai girlfriend leak’ pile…not sure if the bottom of the pool might be better.
Baseline ‘kill the dudes who make the dude-etts feel too gnarly to party’ instinct isn’t kindness, but sure. Also: kindly forgive my impulsive ironic phonetic use of dudette. Hopefully it’s not correctly spelled in any dictionary. 🤦‍♂️
Would national (anything) day not be a just sales pitch? Talk like a pirate day might seem more holy a holiday to people who like parrots more than dogs.