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January 1, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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My only endeavor in this coming year is to get worse but in like a good way
January 1, 2026 at 10:00 AM
My only endeavor in this coming year is to get worse but in like a good way
Banishing this year the only way I know how
January 1, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Banishing this year the only way I know how
I still get surprised when people show up to my work in their own personally owned 2016+ Chevy impala. Like that’s a rental car dude. Nobody owns those. You borrow them
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I still get surprised when people show up to my work in their own personally owned 2016+ Chevy impala. Like that’s a rental car dude. Nobody owns those. You borrow them
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Puppy play? I sure hope it do
December 30, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Puppy play? I sure hope it do
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i don't recommend working harder or smarter. you should make stupid stuff really fast
December 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
i don't recommend working harder or smarter. you should make stupid stuff really fast
Standing in a parking lot watching your mediocre car get worked on looking for “mistakes” is subhuman behavior. Your parents were twins and nobody is excited when you walk into a room
December 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Standing in a parking lot watching your mediocre car get worked on looking for “mistakes” is subhuman behavior. Your parents were twins and nobody is excited when you walk into a room
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I'm so tired and can't sleep at all and need to get out of here and need help getting by. I can't take it anymore.
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December 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I'm so tired and can't sleep at all and need to get out of here and need help getting by. I can't take it anymore.
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TikTok has been trying to teach be about the rivalry between light glovers, sliders, contact jugglers, and scarf throwers. Its all very serious and I feel if Michael Motion didn’t disappear they’d be at peace
December 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
TikTok has been trying to teach be about the rivalry between light glovers, sliders, contact jugglers, and scarf throwers. Its all very serious and I feel if Michael Motion didn’t disappear they’d be at peace
It’s always a little funny when basic maintenance is hidden behind some much larger repair job. Headlights on that ford fusion? Fairly common? Remove that whole bumper. Get the front of the car. Off that car. Then get the tiny bulb
December 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
It’s always a little funny when basic maintenance is hidden behind some much larger repair job. Headlights on that ford fusion? Fairly common? Remove that whole bumper. Get the front of the car. Off that car. Then get the tiny bulb
Found out the tamale woman that walks our neighborhood has vegan onesssss
December 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Found out the tamale woman that walks our neighborhood has vegan onesssss
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I feel myself getting sick and sleepy so I feel like she's putting me in a trance over how beautiful she is she's so fucking hot guys
December 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I feel myself getting sick and sleepy so I feel like she's putting me in a trance over how beautiful she is she's so fucking hot guys
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customer: when you bag the groceries i can't see them anymore. are they still there?
me: (starting to get scared) i don't know
me: (starting to get scared) i don't know
February 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
customer: when you bag the groceries i can't see them anymore. are they still there?
me: (starting to get scared) i don't know
me: (starting to get scared) i don't know
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1950s COMEDY: My wife hates me and keeps hiring men to kill me. No divorce. Thankfully alcohol is legal again
1960s COMEDY: [most hateful fake accent and costume imaginable] Liberate your mind from society
1970s COMEDY: [on steve ballmer levels of coke] Pussy is better if you're racist
1960s COMEDY: [most hateful fake accent and costume imaginable] Liberate your mind from society
1970s COMEDY: [on steve ballmer levels of coke] Pussy is better if you're racist
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
1950s COMEDY: My wife hates me and keeps hiring men to kill me. No divorce. Thankfully alcohol is legal again
1960s COMEDY: [most hateful fake accent and costume imaginable] Liberate your mind from society
1970s COMEDY: [on steve ballmer levels of coke] Pussy is better if you're racist
1960s COMEDY: [most hateful fake accent and costume imaginable] Liberate your mind from society
1970s COMEDY: [on steve ballmer levels of coke] Pussy is better if you're racist
Tomorrow I will only eat gender coded foods every day for 30 days to see if it’s bad for my health. I’ll be checking in with the doctor who showed me a 6 minute video of UFOs to monitor my wellbeing.
December 5, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Tomorrow I will only eat gender coded foods every day for 30 days to see if it’s bad for my health. I’ll be checking in with the doctor who showed me a 6 minute video of UFOs to monitor my wellbeing.
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i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year
I’m gonna self exile to SoundCloud premium after this. This is devastating
December 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I’m gonna self exile to SoundCloud premium after this. This is devastating
I could get the fartnight lion hair no problem
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I could get the fartnight lion hair no problem
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![Steve Hogarty (@misterbrilliant) on twitter: "[gets olympic tickets to 100m butterfly] Oh my god this will be great. [sees the huge stadium] Oh wow that must be where they keep it."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreiggabvm73uur4tzdeeskjmre7l6zdobuur4dhlfpi2dc3bczfctwq@jpeg)
The trays in airplanes have a place for your silly juice
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 AM
The trays in airplanes have a place for your silly juice
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I love the process of drawing lion manes
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I love the process of drawing lion manes
Watching Hells Kitchen, they brought a burger pervert to judge the burger challenge. He keeps loving each one and looking guilty. I think he’s just there for the thrill
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Watching Hells Kitchen, they brought a burger pervert to judge the burger challenge. He keeps loving each one and looking guilty. I think he’s just there for the thrill
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SEXY DATE: What would you say if I told you I wasn’t wearing any panties underneath this dress?
GUY WHO MISINTERPRETS AROUSAL AS ANGER: That really pisses me off.
GUY WHO MISINTERPRETS AROUSAL AS ANGER: That really pisses me off.
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
SEXY DATE: What would you say if I told you I wasn’t wearing any panties underneath this dress?
GUY WHO MISINTERPRETS AROUSAL AS ANGER: That really pisses me off.
GUY WHO MISINTERPRETS AROUSAL AS ANGER: That really pisses me off.