Never using @ubereats.bsky.social again. Driver called, “I’m pulling up & need your pin.” Walked outside to meet him. Never showed. Called driver. Said he gave it to someone & they took it. Who? Won’t refund me because I gave the pin. Maybe don’t have your drivers call & ask for it. Never again.

Fire Aid concert was awesome, but who thought booking Earth, Wind & Fire was appropriate?

My favorite part of Star Wars was the scene where the Resistance leaders decide against trying to destroy the Death Star and instead kick in $1 million each for Palpatine's inauguration.

No undeserved praise
No obeying in advance
No normalization
No sane washing

Just calling out a failed businessman, exceedingly corrupt president and convicted criminal for what he is

And-although you left out the $454 fraud judgment and sexual abuse verdict

Well done, @vanityfair.com

Night two performing at Harvey’s in Lake Tahoe. 9:30. Brave the snow and come on down. Featuring for the hilarious Hennessy Williams.

Listen to "Since You're Gone" and/or "Moving in Stereo" by The Cars with headphones on.

You're welcome.

That is all.

Is Donald Trump the first rapist Time Magazine named "Man of the Year"?

So, I’m here. Where’s the party?