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I'm not the grandma of indie cosmetics, but l'm at least a Mimi or one of those old weird aunts. Handmade by me since 2010. Always cruelty-free.
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Maybe a billionaire could fund a new news source and hire all the laid off journalists. Call it the New Washington Times Post. We need some legit media rn to combat the propaganda
February 5, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Maybe a billionaire could fund a new news source and hire all the laid off journalists. Call it the New Washington Times Post. We need some legit media rn to combat the propaganda
The ICE dicks that killed those white people all have years of experience. Decades even. There is no retraining, nothing can be done to reform them. This is how they want them
February 2, 2026 at 6:25 PM
The ICE dicks that killed those white people all have years of experience. Decades even. There is no retraining, nothing can be done to reform them. This is how they want them
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ICE really is the worst of us to the point where it’s like are they actually even us? They’re freaks. They’re rejects. Rejected because there’s no polite space for their cruelty & violence. So they went & fit in where they had use.
January 29, 2026 at 10:33 PM
ICE really is the worst of us to the point where it’s like are they actually even us? They’re freaks. They’re rejects. Rejected because there’s no polite space for their cruelty & violence. So they went & fit in where they had use.
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The Senate bill is rooted in the idea that we just need to get BP/ICE "back to" only terrorizing people we deem worthy of being terrorized, and not White people. The exact problematic understanding people have been trying to warn against... While a lot of White people insisted that concern was silly
January 27, 2026 at 4:13 PM
The Senate bill is rooted in the idea that we just need to get BP/ICE "back to" only terrorizing people we deem worthy of being terrorized, and not White people. The exact problematic understanding people have been trying to warn against... While a lot of White people insisted that concern was silly
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Abolish ICE, Prosecute Every Single One of Them, and Send Greg Bovino, Kristi Noem, Stephen Miller, and Donald J Trump to The Hague
January 24, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Abolish ICE, Prosecute Every Single One of Them, and Send Greg Bovino, Kristi Noem, Stephen Miller, and Donald J Trump to The Hague
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bro there’s a gofundme to crowdfund attorney fees for a preschooler who was kidnapped by our federal government and shipped across state lines and his senator is posting about high school hockey while every other elected official is debating whether to give a zillion more dollars to the kidnappers
January 22, 2026 at 3:51 AM
bro there’s a gofundme to crowdfund attorney fees for a preschooler who was kidnapped by our federal government and shipped across state lines and his senator is posting about high school hockey while every other elected official is debating whether to give a zillion more dollars to the kidnappers
Urging fellow white people to keep your mouth shut today and do some acts of service instead.
January 19, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Urging fellow white people to keep your mouth shut today and do some acts of service instead.
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If you thought you were supposed to be ok after years of living how we’ve been living, you’re not really supposed to be ok, why would you expect yourself to be ok? You’re surviving something never anticipated in your make-up day to day as it comes.
January 17, 2026 at 8:47 PM
If you thought you were supposed to be ok after years of living how we’ve been living, you’re not really supposed to be ok, why would you expect yourself to be ok? You’re surviving something never anticipated in your make-up day to day as it comes.
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“But what do you expect Democrats to doo-hooo?”
1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore.
2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions.
3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.
1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore.
2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions.
3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.
January 13, 2026 at 8:30 PM
“But what do you expect Democrats to doo-hooo?”
1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore.
2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions.
3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.
1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore.
2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions.
3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.
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Don't save America she don't wanna be saved. Let's start fresh, something not founded on genocide & slaveholding that expands imperially by ravaging the globe!
January 9, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Don't save America she don't wanna be saved. Let's start fresh, something not founded on genocide & slaveholding that expands imperially by ravaging the globe!
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ICE is cops, ICE is policing. It's the same how they try to say cops need more training to be responders in mental health crisis. No, there is no way you can reform what a cop is into anything but an agent who captures & kills. That is the Platonic essence of cop. Thanks Plato, love you boo.
January 7, 2026 at 9:18 PM
ICE is cops, ICE is policing. It's the same how they try to say cops need more training to be responders in mental health crisis. No, there is no way you can reform what a cop is into anything but an agent who captures & kills. That is the Platonic essence of cop. Thanks Plato, love you boo.
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FIVE YEARS & he has not been held accountable for one of the most disgraceful events in this nation's history.
Trying to overturn a fair election in an attempted coup against his own government is the very definition of TREASON. We can never move forward until this is fully adjudicated. #ShameOnUS🇺🇸
Trying to overturn a fair election in an attempted coup against his own government is the very definition of TREASON. We can never move forward until this is fully adjudicated. #ShameOnUS🇺🇸
January 6, 2026 at 4:37 PM
FIVE YEARS & he has not been held accountable for one of the most disgraceful events in this nation's history.
Trying to overturn a fair election in an attempted coup against his own government is the very definition of TREASON. We can never move forward until this is fully adjudicated. #ShameOnUS🇺🇸
Trying to overturn a fair election in an attempted coup against his own government is the very definition of TREASON. We can never move forward until this is fully adjudicated. #ShameOnUS🇺🇸
Getting ready to watch “New Years Evil” as we do every year and I just can’t believe there aren’t more new years themed horror movies. Henry suggested someone should just remake this one. Osgood Perkins?
a painting of a woman in a blue jacket
Alt: a blond woman in a blue jacket talking to a man with a mustache
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January 1, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Getting ready to watch “New Years Evil” as we do every year and I just can’t believe there aren’t more new years themed horror movies. Henry suggested someone should just remake this one. Osgood Perkins?
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AOC: I want to remind you where the real crime is. It's in the oligarchs taking $170 billion of our money from health care and food assistance and public programs and taking that and funneling it into a secret police program.
December 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
AOC: I want to remind you where the real crime is. It's in the oligarchs taking $170 billion of our money from health care and food assistance and public programs and taking that and funneling it into a secret police program.
So a year ago, I started writing a book because a psychic medium told me to. Now I have 62,000 words about my life and trying to come back to it. A year ago, I didn’t think I would make it. Am I strong? Fuck no, but I dragged myself through it to the other side.
December 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
So a year ago, I started writing a book because a psychic medium told me to. Now I have 62,000 words about my life and trying to come back to it. A year ago, I didn’t think I would make it. Am I strong? Fuck no, but I dragged myself through it to the other side.
GOB getting festive
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
GOB getting festive
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It is Alien:Fargo to me and I love it with every fiber of my being
September 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
It is Alien:Fargo to me and I love it with every fiber of my being
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hi, medical toxicologist that knows a lot about Tylenol here👋 Claiming that tylenol use in pregnancy causes autism is fearmongering
here's what you need to know 🧵
here's what you need to know 🧵
September 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
hi, medical toxicologist that knows a lot about Tylenol here👋 Claiming that tylenol use in pregnancy causes autism is fearmongering
here's what you need to know 🧵
here's what you need to know 🧵
Anyone talking about 2028 rn should be blocked and assumed to be a bot sowing division, Let’s put our fucking heads down and beat nazis ok? We’ll litigate the bullshit, but not fascist, list after, I swear
Omg what if they weekend at Bernie’s us with his corpse!!
Omg what if they weekend at Bernie’s us with his corpse!!
August 30, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Anyone talking about 2028 rn should be blocked and assumed to be a bot sowing division, Let’s put our fucking heads down and beat nazis ok? We’ll litigate the bullshit, but not fascist, list after, I swear
Omg what if they weekend at Bernie’s us with his corpse!!
Omg what if they weekend at Bernie’s us with his corpse!!
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p.s. fear mongering about autism is preparation for misogynistic health policies because "preventing autism" is always code for controlling women
August 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
p.s. fear mongering about autism is preparation for misogynistic health policies because "preventing autism" is always code for controlling women
Remember in the Jane Fonda, Dolly Parton, Lily Tomlin classic 9-5 when they keep their bad boss locked up in his bedroom while they change the company and the world? Maybe we should all be doing that. Starting with the media
August 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Remember in the Jane Fonda, Dolly Parton, Lily Tomlin classic 9-5 when they keep their bad boss locked up in his bedroom while they change the company and the world? Maybe we should all be doing that. Starting with the media
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I’m wondering how people are going to explain Snoop Dog to their grandkids.
August 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I’m wondering how people are going to explain Snoop Dog to their grandkids.