Yes!!

Yup. I was wrong to do that.

Jordan Love is still a fucking fraud though

Sounds great until Parsons stuffs Goff into Ford Field.

Agreed. But it's allowed to throw a little piece that's not as flaky.

ESCAPE FROM PLANET OF THE APES features arguably the best bathrobe ever shown onscreen.

I saved this from your cereal reviews for when you have bad movie takes. This one's not *so* bad, but when else will I have an excuse?

I figured they'd at least add two to make it 44

This has to be the next Christopher Guest movie. I refuse to acknowledge this Waiting-for-Guffman-ass reality

One outta two ain't bad!

Hamilton could have been so annoying that we never got Hamilton.

I'm reminded of a story from my dad about a kid in his class who couldn't read and copied everything, including the name at the top, from the student sitting next to them.

You think she's siphoning off the church holy water?!?

I confess, the thought had not occurred to me. But it's infinitely funnier. I'd just assumed someone brought back a water bottle from a trip to Israel and told them it was holy water in lieu of a real gift or similar nonsense.

Isn't that more of a Catholic thing? This person feels proddy to me. My believe is that a Catholic from Illinois would have at least mentioned whether Da Pope had blessed it or someone else had.

Counterpoint: Voting Rights were a signature policy for LBJ, and the Republicans on the court had no problem interfering with them

JP got Tom Brady in the 6th round