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January 30, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"

Can’t decide between:
Strangers With Big Naturals on a Train
or
Strangers on a Train With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"

Fight Club With Big Naturals
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Twins with Big Naturals
January 21, 2026 at 9:52 PM
HEADLINE: ICE Agents Love the Taste of Spit
January 16, 2026 at 1:13 PM
ice kills
DHS spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin on "acts of violence" against ICE agents in Minnesota: "Pouring water on the ground so that it would freeze the ground in front of our federal law enforcement vehicles so that they would potentially slide, crash, and potentially kill them"
January 16, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Four for Roughing
Cocteau Only Child
He Could Be Large
The Heavy Petting Arquebuses
Slightly diminish a band

Four Finger Death Punch
Slightly diminish a band.

Probably.
January 10, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Jonathan Ross
David Cleary
Tiananmen Square
January 8, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Next, Poland.
Trump says We’re taking over Venezuela “we’re going to run it until such time as a proper transition”
January 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Great. Just what I needed
January 1, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Eagle Eye Cherry Poppin’ Daddies
ruin two bands by combining them:

the aerosmiths
ruin two bands by combining them:

Fugazi Osbourne
December 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Just FYI
Adrienne Barbeau: alive
Brigitte Bardot: dead
December 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Merry Christmas only to the radical left scum that is doing everything possible to to destroy our country
Trump: "Merry Christmas to all, including the Radical Left Scum that is doing everything possible to destroy our Country..."
December 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Terrible news everyone!
December 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Wait, isn’t the USS Defiant the one that got stuck in the Tholian Web?
Trump Class battleship illustration, as released by the White House.
December 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Fascinating to find out peer reviewers aren’t checking citations.
I’m sorry, but it is disgraceful to be an academic who uses this technology to conduct research. It should be prohibited in all of our scholarly institutions, including universities and journals.
December 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Why don’t they build the whole plane out of the Epstein files?
December 20, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Harvard must be turned into public housing.
Harvard officials are reportedly secretly investigating two students for their roles in drawing scrutiny to the relationship between Jeffrey Epstein and ex-president Larry Summers
Harvard Secretly Investigates Students Over Larry Summers Video on Epstein
www.nytimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I actually would prefer to know if a game is coded with AI. One way to tell a game is definitely not getting patched.
One thing to add to this good piece, for the games example in particular: it is hard to justify the existing practice of labelling games "made with" AI and not count people using AI to write code in that definition www.ft.com/content/bab5...
Is the ‘Made by AI’ label pointless?
The experience of the video game industry suggests transparency about AI use won’t be straightforward
www.ft.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I actually think it’s kind of impressive FIFA invented a second, even worse Peace Prize.

Like they took a look at Maria Machado supporting a coup and cheering on war crimes and thought, “we can go lower”
December 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
It’s got a soggy bottom.
November 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Money and borders are concepts that have lived long past their usefulness.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
No subtext.

No text.

Only vibes.
Trump is holding a Great Gatsby/Roaring 20s-themed party at his private club in Palm Beach tonight as he tries to withhold SNAP and health care subsidies from millions of Americans. (via Kellie Meyer)
November 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The patriot hole brought to you by T-Mobile.
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October 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The discourse we should be having: “If you see a guy with a Nazi tattoo, is it on sight?”
October 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I have a million places to hear reheated Mussolini or feckless liberalism. The social democrats, the Leninists and the Anarchists need somewhere to fight.
October 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
October 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM