Gunni Krummi
morrisonsl.bsky.social
Gunni Krummi
@morrisonsl.bsky.social
Everything this profile used to say was just malicious rumours. I may be a panda aficionado and a journalist but... wait, what was that third thing you said? NOTE: If you send me a DM I will answer. Scammers welcome but you will wish you weren't
They kept putting me on the spot with questions like: "Pop quiz, asshole, do you know where you are?"
December 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Oddly enough this is explained pretty well in a doc I saw on Netflix about a boy who tried to get a real military jet fighter which he was promised from a Pepsi ad. Pepsi hired a bunch of lawyers to create the proverbial haystack and tried to bury the defandants in there with the needle itself.
December 20, 2025 at 6:40 AM
"So we the Yids right and fuck palis and pakis and all that but can't we just pretend racism doesn't exist for the bottom line? Think it, don't say make us have to explain."
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Statraightoutta the asylum where they put me, live in an area gentrified as shit. Folks walking their dogs and shit to get a look at me being back on crutches and shit. Still just being myself. These songs and his own poetry be my methadone, can't sleep for pain but I can wake to fight
December 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
We never forget you, always alive, because the truth survives.
December 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Drink regular coloured milk. Do not throw aware priceless relics. You're back in. And yes, I do just assume those were adlib moments
December 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Toy looke a lttle short for stormtrooper. Or she is tall for baddass alien ass kicked
December 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
500 quid for a good one I meant type, realistically they get the cheap ones for 200 plus fees and no insurance so they get replaced quite often, 300 would be a realistic estimate, plus labour to collect them
December 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I used to work in a grocery chain and adjusted for inflation they cost up tup to 50ö quid. you can get shit ones for much less and there is bulk discount, but also a transit fee of up to 30%. So if ya just chuck one in the water are screwing them back
December 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Getur einhver komið þessu til hans í stúdíóið?
December 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Miðað við að fara á "djammið" með fimm efnum er það ennþá hlægilegra, vonandi hef ég lokið þeim kafla eftir þessa spítalavist
December 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Málið er að þá er þeim líka sama, sjá að ég hef "krakkað kerfið" en er skítsama því þetta er enginn peningur. Get fengið mér pizzu annan hvorn mánuð eða eitthvað fyrir þetta, ef ég færi all in á þetta myndu þeir bara loka reikningnum og ekki borga, small print.
December 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Ég er bara búinn að finna veikleikana þeirra með að spila öfuga sálfræði, þeir vilja stór riskí meðmál en ég nota bara lítil örugg veðmál
December 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Fékk ókeypis "taste" frá veðmálasíðu 200 evrur. Verri en dílerar. Græddi þúsund evrur á einni umferð en gat ekki tekið út fyrr en ég eydddi 200 evru "gjöfinni". Er heppinn að vera enn í plús en það er orðinn partur af boltanum að þykjast vera með eitthvað sýstem og veða 10 á mánuði, fimm á umferð
December 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Þetta var soldið eina fíknin plús nikótín sem maður gat notið þarna inni, en ég hef ekki lagt inn á veðbanka mánuðum saman, tek bara frekar örugg veðmál og mest 5 evrur, svo þetta mjakast upp
December 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Ég er í meðferð, hættur að drekka og dópa og allt það og kominn niður í fimm evrur á umferð, samt kveikir eitthvað í manni :)

Útskrifaðist af Kleppi í dag eftir þrjá mánuði á geðdeildum svo ég tek þetta engum vettlingatökum.
December 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM