Gunni Krummi
@morrisonsl.bsky.social
Everything this profile used to say was just malicious rumours. I may be a panda aficionado and a journalist but... wait, what was that third thing you said? NOTE: If you send me a DM I will answer. Scammers welcome but you will wish you weren't
As a god of vengeance and renewal, and sporting this badass look, he can regenerate from anything Ra throws at him and counter in the same turn. I have a 100 bucks riding on this
December 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
As a god of vengeance and renewal, and sporting this badass look, he can regenerate from anything Ra throws at him and counter in the same turn. I have a 100 bucks riding on this
FIFA is probably the only group more corrupt than the Trump administration so for them to invent a fake peace price for one of their own ilk makes perfect sense. I got mine in a Wheaties box.
December 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
FIFA is probably the only group more corrupt than the Trump administration so for them to invent a fake peace price for one of their own ilk makes perfect sense. I got mine in a Wheaties box.
Not a cellphone in sight. Just people enjoying the blood and the poop. If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Not a cellphone in sight. Just people enjoying the blood and the poop. If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
I mean... yes? I am aware of that. The title is a bit of a give-away.
December 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I mean... yes? I am aware of that. The title is a bit of a give-away.
Major "me every time I order pizza" vibes. How big is the medium? Is a large enough for two? Is the garlic oil extra? Which cheeses do you use on the four cheese? How much to add olives? No, I want black olives. You know what... make it two small pepperoni pizzas. Or a big Margarita maybe?
December 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Major "me every time I order pizza" vibes. How big is the medium? Is a large enough for two? Is the garlic oil extra? Which cheeses do you use on the four cheese? How much to add olives? No, I want black olives. You know what... make it two small pepperoni pizzas. Or a big Margarita maybe?
"They don't understand the history. And I don't understand why people choose to live in small apartments and water their plants in the sink."
December 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
"They don't understand the history. And I don't understand why people choose to live in small apartments and water their plants in the sink."
It's true. Hegseth is actually at the podium in that picture, and as you can see he is completely transparent
December 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It's true. Hegseth is actually at the podium in that picture, and as you can see he is completely transparent
I asked AI to make a picture of a football coach watching his team lose and it just gave me this picture of Matt Gaetz gatecrashing a news conference
December 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I asked AI to make a picture of a football coach watching his team lose and it just gave me this picture of Matt Gaetz gatecrashing a news conference
COAT BATH is a perfectly cromulent room. I can't imagine life without mine
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
COAT BATH is a perfectly cromulent room. I can't imagine life without mine
Me, a middle aged commie trying to appeal to young leftists with dank memes from 10 years ago:
December 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Me, a middle aged commie trying to appeal to young leftists with dank memes from 10 years ago:
Íslenskur póstur af því að mér er misboðið. Þessari auglýsingu er beint til alkóhólista, enginn annar er að díla við það "vandamál" að redda sér áfengi á fokking sunnudagsmorgni. Ég er ekki alfarið á móti áfengisauglýsingum en hér er ekki verið að auglýsa léttöl með grillmatnum. Þetta er viðbjóður.
December 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Íslenskur póstur af því að mér er misboðið. Þessari auglýsingu er beint til alkóhólista, enginn annar er að díla við það "vandamál" að redda sér áfengi á fokking sunnudagsmorgni. Ég er ekki alfarið á móti áfengisauglýsingum en hér er ekki verið að auglýsa léttöl með grillmatnum. Þetta er viðbjóður.
"Labour isn't working"
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"Labour isn't working"
Not only did he grant him asylum, he did so on the basis that he is a CIA asset.
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not only did he grant him asylum, he did so on the basis that he is a CIA asset.
Bond girls feel redundant in an era where the president appoints a woman named Iwona B. Horyn to the Department of Homeland Security
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Bond girls feel redundant in an era where the president appoints a woman named Iwona B. Horyn to the Department of Homeland Security
Imagine this being the problem, INCREASED use of torture. Torture is the norm, accepted by everyone because Israel can do what they want, it is only when they start doing it even more than "normal" that red flags go up. Pure insanity
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Imagine this being the problem, INCREASED use of torture. Torture is the norm, accepted by everyone because Israel can do what they want, it is only when they start doing it even more than "normal" that red flags go up. Pure insanity
Great success! (man from my area pictured in local news a few years back, those little bottles pack a punch but at least no peejays)
November 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Great success! (man from my area pictured in local news a few years back, those little bottles pack a punch but at least no peejays)
"Pretty sure you were doing a terrorism."
"I was literally playing with puppies."
"Close enough."
"I was literally playing with puppies."
"Close enough."
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"Pretty sure you were doing a terrorism."
"I was literally playing with puppies."
"Close enough."
"I was literally playing with puppies."
"Close enough."
OK, whoever is running the simulation we call reality is just taking the piss now. Meet acting Chief Security Officer for the Department of Homeland Security: Iwona B. Horyn.
Wait until Biggus Dickus hears of this.
Wait until Biggus Dickus hears of this.
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
OK, whoever is running the simulation we call reality is just taking the piss now. Meet acting Chief Security Officer for the Department of Homeland Security: Iwona B. Horyn.
Wait until Biggus Dickus hears of this.
Wait until Biggus Dickus hears of this.