Gunni Krummi
@morrisonsl.bsky.social
Everything this profile used to say was just malicious rumours. I may be a panda aficionado and a journalist but... wait, what was that third thing you said? NOTE: If you send me a DM I will answer. Scammers welcome but you will wish you weren't
Battling multiple neural infections spreading to various organs while strongly hallucinating shadow people on IV cocktail combos has been... an experience. Hopefully discharged before Christmas. Apparently I've been here a week but I had no sense of time, in a bad way
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4Hu...
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December 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Battling multiple neural infections spreading to various organs while strongly hallucinating shadow people on IV cocktail combos has been... an experience. Hopefully discharged before Christmas. Apparently I've been here a week but I had no sense of time, in a bad way
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4Hu...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4Hu...
3 have been arrested for trying to bribe their way INTO the Epstein files. They include Tom Cruise, John Travolta and a little known sound cloud rapper known as Lil' UNZ. The latter has 27 followers and said in a statement he had once judged a wet-t shirt competition "in, like, Flawida or sommin'"
December 20, 2025 at 6:52 AM
3 have been arrested for trying to bribe their way INTO the Epstein files. They include Tom Cruise, John Travolta and a little known sound cloud rapper known as Lil' UNZ. The latter has 27 followers and said in a statement he had once judged a wet-t shirt competition "in, like, Flawida or sommin'"
You'll never guess who's in the documents... because it's not documents that we have here so much as it is a pureed paste of redacted, redundant irrelevant red herrings. Notorious legal tactics.
They have had plenty of time to use the best legal minds in the world "make 'em read and make 'em bleed"
They have had plenty of time to use the best legal minds in the world "make 'em read and make 'em bleed"
December 20, 2025 at 6:37 AM
You'll never guess who's in the documents... because it's not documents that we have here so much as it is a pureed paste of redacted, redundant irrelevant red herrings. Notorious legal tactics.
They have had plenty of time to use the best legal minds in the world "make 'em read and make 'em bleed"
They have had plenty of time to use the best legal minds in the world "make 'em read and make 'em bleed"
3 months in mental hospital, got out today. Nothing to do but watch the football. What happens tomorrow?
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
3 months in mental hospital, got out today. Nothing to do but watch the football. What happens tomorrow?
Oh, and I won! Another ten quid in the bank.
December 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Oh, and I won! Another ten quid in the bank.
Gummi Ben gerir hlé á að fylgjast með fótbolta til að rífast um hvernig maður segir nei á hollensku. Svarið er "nei". Eins og í íslensku, nema skrifað "nee"
December 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Gummi Ben gerir hlé á að fylgjast með fótbolta til að rífast um hvernig maður segir nei á hollensku. Svarið er "nei". Eins og í íslensku, nema skrifað "nee"
"Why is Barcelona getting a yellow card?"
"Because that he did is not allowed."
Icelandic sportscasters are great but they have a lot to followe at once so it is understandable that they occasionally sound like 90 year olds preoccupied by their phones.
"The ball... is... outside. So... a throwin"
"Because that he did is not allowed."
Icelandic sportscasters are great but they have a lot to followe at once so it is understandable that they occasionally sound like 90 year olds preoccupied by their phones.
"The ball... is... outside. So... a throwin"
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"Why is Barcelona getting a yellow card?"
"Because that he did is not allowed."
Icelandic sportscasters are great but they have a lot to followe at once so it is understandable that they occasionally sound like 90 year olds preoccupied by their phones.
"The ball... is... outside. So... a throwin"
"Because that he did is not allowed."
Icelandic sportscasters are great but they have a lot to followe at once so it is understandable that they occasionally sound like 90 year olds preoccupied by their phones.
"The ball... is... outside. So... a throwin"
@kattullus.bsky.social Vissirðu að fótboltaliðið hollenska PSV Eindhoven heitir PSV? Philips fyrirtækið sem fann upp DVD diskinn og margt annað var stofnað í Eindhoven og gaf til baka til heimaborgarinnar með því að stofna og styrkja knattspyrnulið.
December 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
@kattullus.bsky.social Vissirðu að fótboltaliðið hollenska PSV Eindhoven heitir PSV? Philips fyrirtækið sem fann upp DVD diskinn og margt annað var stofnað í Eindhoven og gaf til baka til heimaborgarinnar með því að stofna og styrkja knattspyrnulið.
I have heard of Marseille in passing. It is is in France. I love the good people there now
December 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I have heard of Marseille in passing. It is is in France. I love the good people there now
My heart monitor says I'm 200 over and "you don't want to know the under" while my pulse in rhythm with drum and bass music. It's footie time, watching it all at one once, a special show that switches between matches. And I was just discharge from the hospital today.
December 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
My heart monitor says I'm 200 over and "you don't want to know the under" while my pulse in rhythm with drum and bass music. It's footie time, watching it all at one once, a special show that switches between matches. And I was just discharge from the hospital today.
"Bet you haven't seen that one TikTok that proves all this is conspiracy, though."
December 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"Bet you haven't seen that one TikTok that proves all this is conspiracy, though."
Some non-spoiler thoughts on the first four episodes of Stranger Things 5:
Upside Down is a great song. If it wasn't so cheerful I'd like it as a theme song for the show.
That 'ship was something everyone saw coming a mile away and while it lacks depth I like it.
Rockin' Robin unironically rocks
Upside Down is a great song. If it wasn't so cheerful I'd like it as a theme song for the show.
That 'ship was something everyone saw coming a mile away and while it lacks depth I like it.
Rockin' Robin unironically rocks
December 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Some non-spoiler thoughts on the first four episodes of Stranger Things 5:
Upside Down is a great song. If it wasn't so cheerful I'd like it as a theme song for the show.
That 'ship was something everyone saw coming a mile away and while it lacks depth I like it.
Rockin' Robin unironically rocks
Upside Down is a great song. If it wasn't so cheerful I'd like it as a theme song for the show.
That 'ship was something everyone saw coming a mile away and while it lacks depth I like it.
Rockin' Robin unironically rocks
Nurse: Time for your overflowing cup of all kinds of meds.
Me: What are they?
Nurse: No idea.
Me an hour later: I want a scorpion and no one can stop me.
Me: What are they?
Nurse: No idea.
Me an hour later: I want a scorpion and no one can stop me.
December 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Nurse: Time for your overflowing cup of all kinds of meds.
Me: What are they?
Nurse: No idea.
Me an hour later: I want a scorpion and no one can stop me.
Me: What are they?
Nurse: No idea.
Me an hour later: I want a scorpion and no one can stop me.
The best thing about doing time in a mental hospital is meeting your favourite artists and scholars. Being a genius carries with it the occupational hazard of going insane
December 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The best thing about doing time in a mental hospital is meeting your favourite artists and scholars. Being a genius carries with it the occupational hazard of going insane
I put tiny amounts on a variety of matches to maximize my chance and hedged some of them.
"So you have... a system." Someone told me in AA. "That is where shit starts to go seriously wrong."
Still a few hundred quid plus overall but I see what is happening.
"So you have... a system." Someone told me in AA. "That is where shit starts to go seriously wrong."
Still a few hundred quid plus overall but I see what is happening.
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I put tiny amounts on a variety of matches to maximize my chance and hedged some of them.
"So you have... a system." Someone told me in AA. "That is where shit starts to go seriously wrong."
Still a few hundred quid plus overall but I see what is happening.
"So you have... a system." Someone told me in AA. "That is where shit starts to go seriously wrong."
Still a few hundred quid plus overall but I see what is happening.
Heimilislegt að sjá mynd tekna hérna fyrir utan. Fréttín síður heimilisleg. www.ruv.is/frettir/innl...
Náðunarbeiðni Kouranis hefur ekki verið afgreidd - RÚV.is
Náðunarnefnd hefur enn ekki afgreitt náðunarbeiðni síbrotamannsins Mohamad Th. Jóhannessonar, áður Kourani. Hann hefur dvalið á réttargeðdeild síðan í haust.
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December 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Heimilislegt að sjá mynd tekna hérna fyrir utan. Fréttín síður heimilisleg. www.ruv.is/frettir/innl...
I know drug smugglers who are currently in prison, you reap what you sow. But one thing I do know that i they kept being blown up on a particular route they would stop using it immediately and use one of the many other routes
December 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I know drug smugglers who are currently in prison, you reap what you sow. But one thing I do know that i they kept being blown up on a particular route they would stop using it immediately and use one of the many other routes
Maybe they should just take one more shot at getting the funding. Just one more. It's going to work this time. It will turn it all around. Jut one more roll of the dice, it's going to hit. All I know is Man U better win tomorrow.
Gambling addicts risk losing ‘life-saving’ help due to funding overhaul, say UK charities www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Gambling addicts risk losing ‘life-saving’ help due to funding overhaul, say UK charities
Specialist clinics and support groups call for government emergency support due to delays caused by new levy system
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December 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Maybe they should just take one more shot at getting the funding. Just one more. It's going to work this time. It will turn it all around. Jut one more roll of the dice, it's going to hit. All I know is Man U better win tomorrow.
FIFA is probably the only group more corrupt than the Trump administration so for them to invent a fake peace price for one of their own ilk makes perfect sense. I got mine in a Wheaties box.
December 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
FIFA is probably the only group more corrupt than the Trump administration so for them to invent a fake peace price for one of their own ilk makes perfect sense. I got mine in a Wheaties box.
Remember when he was perplexed by the WAP song because "women don't really get wet down there" and asked his wife who is an MD. She thought she dodged the bullet by saying wet vaginas were a medical condition. He then told his followers that and much joy was had.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UFg...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UFg...
The Sharp Fall of Ben Shapiro
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December 7, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Remember when he was perplexed by the WAP song because "women don't really get wet down there" and asked his wife who is an MD. She thought she dodged the bullet by saying wet vaginas were a medical condition. He then told his followers that and much joy was had.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UFg...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UFg...
Sometimes it's like Arsenal don't even care about the bets I've placed. I know better, it's just a looming feeling
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Sometimes it's like Arsenal don't even care about the bets I've placed. I know better, it's just a looming feeling
Literally a participation trophy. His boomer base used to joke about that a lot, but of course that old base has mostly died from covid and general lack of healthcare and been replaced by incels who love they shelf full of participation trophies because it makes them feel like man, 26$ in their hand
Mockler: It's honestly humiliating that other countries are treating our president like a child, like a baby. It's like if I created a peace prize and I gave it to myself. I'm like, I'm just going to keep this medal on all night. Our president is an actual child
December 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Literally a participation trophy. His boomer base used to joke about that a lot, but of course that old base has mostly died from covid and general lack of healthcare and been replaced by incels who love they shelf full of participation trophies because it makes them feel like man, 26$ in their hand
Not a cellphone in sight. Just people enjoying the blood and the poop. If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Not a cellphone in sight. Just people enjoying the blood and the poop. If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
If you have hepatitis C, I highly encourage you to get the treatment, it's just a few tablets for less than a month. Think of all the money you can save on being able to share needles again, sharing is caring.
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
If you have hepatitis C, I highly encourage you to get the treatment, it's just a few tablets for less than a month. Think of all the money you can save on being able to share needles again, sharing is caring.
