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lavender menace
@moonrysed.bsky.social
literally just chilling | 30s | bi | they/them

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it's my bluesky and I get to choose the niche interests no one else cares about
I gotta make a new version of my banner with the rimworld logo pasted haphazardly over the sdv one
February 4, 2026 at 7:06 AM
actually the wheel of the year is just

I miss wearing heavy jackets and sweaters -> I miss wearing shorts -> I miss wearing heavy jackets and s
January 28, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I want to play hytale but I don't want to get too used to the early access version so I'm just watching other people play and vibrating
January 28, 2026 at 6:49 AM
two people playing audio loudly on their phones in the break room. kill me
January 26, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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Listen I do not care if this is the author's barely disguised fetish, if they're good at their damn job it will be MY barely disguised fetish while the story lasts and perhaps afterwards
January 24, 2026 at 9:05 AM
ooh my new backpack should be here in the next couple of days
January 25, 2026 at 5:38 AM
saw a bumpersticker in the wild today that read "I met bigfoot and he gave me a lil kiss"
January 24, 2026 at 2:48 AM
dang it one of my favorite rw mods stopped working for afaict no reason. good a reason as any to start a new save I suppose
January 21, 2026 at 6:37 AM
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Wild how Gary Larson's most infamous misfire of a cartoon has been so thoroughly vindicated by subsequent developments - first by the evolution of internet humor to the point where there was an audience ready to appreciate the joke, and then by advances in bovine behavioral science.
Cow Tools!

We have lived alongside cows for nearly 10,000 years.
We breed them and exploit them

It is now, only now, that we have discovered THEY CAN USE TOOLS

Here I describe our study

(paper) www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti... in @currentbiology.bsky.social
with @auersperga.bsky.social
January 19, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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Eating the AI art in protest is ironically more Art than whatever the fuck the ai guy was doing
January 19, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I want. 3 new tattoos and a cape
January 19, 2026 at 6:47 AM
shout out to our local nail place that still has "marry christmas" on their electronic sign
January 15, 2026 at 10:08 PM
this year will be 10 years since I got my breast reduction. so it would be a nice round number to try and make top surgery happen. if I can like. have the money and get to a surgeon who won't make me lose weight...
January 14, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
March 26, 2024 at 9:35 AM
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One of the great treasures of the internet and a perfect winter watch.
January 6, 2026 at 12:53 AM
country music singer who only plays if they receive enough applause first. like if nobody cheers they'll just sit there twiddling their thumbs
January 5, 2026 at 9:45 AM
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boobs
December 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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GenAI has polluted image search results, especially for animal pics. It’s now basically impossible to find accurate art references.

Enter this: a repository of open-access, AI-free images of wild & exotic taxa. Artists creating *without AI* have blanket permission for derivative/transformative use.
Exotic Animal Photo Reference Repository
www.animal-photo-references.com
January 27, 2025 at 9:45 AM
bought myself a new leather backpack for my birthday :) this one doesn't have any zippers so I expect it to last longer
December 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM
grabbing my coworker's phone playing trump propaganda out loud and smashing it on the ground
December 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
but more importantly, 1 week till my birthday
December 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I hate this stupid poster. there's no such thing as a germ free zone on planet fucking earth
December 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
September 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
listen to spines
December 19, 2025 at 6:28 AM