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MonkeyMan
@monkeymanska.bsky.social
Singer of ska and mischief maker. I think I'm always hilarious, sometimes people agree.

Find me on YouTube, Facebook, and Tiktok.
It's Amber and Nikita dancing for a place in the #Strictly final #SCD
December 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I've done a Christmas song and I've subtitled it so you can all join in
December 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
That is a dreadful picture of Erling Haaland.

Try this one instead
December 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I wonder if #UselessSigns could become a thing? Let's see.

Starting with this at Trowbridge Train Station UK

Let me know where you see them (I have just over 100 followers so I'm going to need some hefty reposts to make this work
December 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Is this the most useless sign in the country? Trowbridge train station
December 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Changed my profile picture to match my level of Christmas spirit
December 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Yes the scary bloke in Darts became a children's TV presenter - it was a different time #totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Not that I'm impatient or anything #totp
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Not that I'm impatient or anything - evening #totp fam
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
One from the archive

A young Boris Johnson plans his future of fucking the country over
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Fancied a Surf n Turf for lunch but I only had a tenner
November 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
You gotta love Dominic Cummings.

When I say love I mean relentlessly ridicule and call out his utter crapness.

I haven't forgotten that rose garden press conference when he tried to bullshit his way through his illegal trip to Barnard Castle.

Yet he accuses the enquiry of re-writing history
November 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Unsurprisingly some people don't believe Den (scary middle bloke) Heggarty of The Darts became a kids TV presenter.

Well here is the proof - kids were effing terrified #totp
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.

And have the complexion of #POTUS
October 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
And now it's Amber and Nikita #Strictly
October 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
And now it's time for Amber and Nikita #Strictly
October 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Where's me washboard
October 11, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Here's #POTUS on discovering he hadn't won #NobelPeacePrize #PeacePrize
October 10, 2025 at 11:16 AM
And now Amber and Nikita do the samba #Strictly
October 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Nice to see Katniss and Peeta on #Strictly
September 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Got to hand it to Alex Kingston, wins the Rugby World Cup with the #RedRoses then an hour later is on #Strictly
September 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Scientists make link between poorly applied fake tan and acute oral bullshitism #Trump #POTUS
September 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Mariah

🎵If livin is without you🎵

#totp
September 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
September 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM