MonkeyMan
@monkeymanska.bsky.social
Singer of ska and mischief maker. I think I'm always hilarious, sometimes people agree.
Find me on YouTube, Facebook, and Tiktok.
Find me on YouTube, Facebook, and Tiktok.
Trump really is a tangerine shit turd isn't he.
December 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Trump really is a tangerine shit turd isn't he.
Pornchubb #twbtlats #thewarbetweenthelandandthesea
December 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Pornchubb #twbtlats #thewarbetweenthelandandthesea
And we now know why the oceans are salty #twbtlats #thewarbetweenthelandandthesea
December 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
And we now know why the oceans are salty #twbtlats #thewarbetweenthelandandthesea
The irony of Russell giving Salt a vinegar stroke #twbtlats #thewarbetweenthelandandthesea
December 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The irony of Russell giving Salt a vinegar stroke #twbtlats #thewarbetweenthelandandthesea
Our third ambassador #twbtlats #thewarbetweenthelandandthesea
a woman in a pink shirt is covering her mouth with a napkin
ALT: a woman in a pink shirt is covering her mouth with a napkin
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Our third ambassador #twbtlats #thewarbetweenthelandandthesea
You have met Salt
You have met Tide
You have yet to meet our third ambassador Sludge
#twbtlats #thewarbetweenthelandandthesea
You have met Tide
You have yet to meet our third ambassador Sludge
#twbtlats #thewarbetweenthelandandthesea
December 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
You have met Salt
You have met Tide
You have yet to meet our third ambassador Sludge
#twbtlats #thewarbetweenthelandandthesea
You have met Tide
You have yet to meet our third ambassador Sludge
#twbtlats #thewarbetweenthelandandthesea
Under the sea ##twbtlats #thewarbetweenthelandandthesea
homer simpson is dancing under the sea surrounded by purple sharks .
ALT: homer simpson is dancing under the sea surrounded by purple sharks .
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Under the sea ##twbtlats #thewarbetweenthelandandthesea
The sexual tension is off the scales #twbtlats #thewarbetweenthelandandthesea
December 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The sexual tension is off the scales #twbtlats #thewarbetweenthelandandthesea
The fish has taken his helmet #twbtlats #thewarbetweenthelandandthesea
December 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The fish has taken his helmet #twbtlats #thewarbetweenthelandandthesea
This plot is giving me the bends #twbtlats #thewarbetweenthelandandthesea
December 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This plot is giving me the bends #twbtlats #thewarbetweenthelandandthesea
Surely heavy petting in the ocean is banned #twbtlats #thewarbetweenthrlandandthesea
December 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Surely heavy petting in the ocean is banned #twbtlats #thewarbetweenthrlandandthesea
Is Russell going to shag a fish to save the planet? #thewarbetweenlandandsea
December 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Is Russell going to shag a fish to save the planet? #thewarbetweenlandandsea
My Methodist Mrs should really know better than to ask me questions about the church service she attended and I didn't.
Mrs
'Why is the only carol we sing O Come Emmanuel'?
Me
'Because the preacher is a big fan of 1970s European soft porn'!
Mrs
'Why is the only carol we sing O Come Emmanuel'?
Me
'Because the preacher is a big fan of 1970s European soft porn'!
December 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
My Methodist Mrs should really know better than to ask me questions about the church service she attended and I didn't.
Mrs
'Why is the only carol we sing O Come Emmanuel'?
Me
'Because the preacher is a big fan of 1970s European soft porn'!
Mrs
'Why is the only carol we sing O Come Emmanuel'?
Me
'Because the preacher is a big fan of 1970s European soft porn'!
I wish that I am shocked by the atrocity that happened by Bondi beach, but unfortunately I am not.
We are living in a world where some people seem to think it's okay to shoot people because they don't like what they do.
We are living in a world where some people seem to think it's okay to shoot people because they don't like what they do.
December 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I wish that I am shocked by the atrocity that happened by Bondi beach, but unfortunately I am not.
We are living in a world where some people seem to think it's okay to shoot people because they don't like what they do.
We are living in a world where some people seem to think it's okay to shoot people because they don't like what they do.
It appears that once again the right to own a firearm is more important than the right to go to university without being shot over in the good ol' US of A
My thoughts are with all those affected
My thoughts are with all those affected
December 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
It appears that once again the right to own a firearm is more important than the right to go to university without being shot over in the good ol' US of A
My thoughts are with all those affected
My thoughts are with all those affected
What the hell is it with the ads on U&Alibi - if it's not charities trying emotional blackmail on me it's adverts telling me I'm going to die and my family don't want to plan my funeral
December 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
What the hell is it with the ads on U&Alibi - if it's not charities trying emotional blackmail on me it's adverts telling me I'm going to die and my family don't want to plan my funeral
Apparently Glenn Medeiros was dating Debbie Gibson for a while - the closest the 20th century came to another immaculate conception #totp
December 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Apparently Glenn Medeiros was dating Debbie Gibson for a while - the closest the 20th century came to another immaculate conception #totp