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MonkeyMan
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Singer of ska and mischief maker. I think I'm always hilarious, sometimes people agree. Find me on YouTube, Facebook, and Tiktok.
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Made it to Friday without slapping someone.

6 more ours of non-violent seething and I will have made it through the week.
I know people might be shocked that Phil is chewing crayons, but he is from Preston.

Eat your greens means something different there #Taskmaster
Is Ania's mobility bog available to buy?
I am aware it's second hand but she seems like a hygienic type of person #Taskmaster
I wouldn't be using it, I wouldn't be investing in it.

So many safeguarding red flags I would end up on Watchdog or in court.

It's a good idea on paper that hasn't been thought through and it seems Touker hasn't either.
Massive red flags for me with this flat sharing business.

My ex Missus and I have a lot of shared contacts and as she stalked me, this would be a way of her potentially finding me #dragonsden
As a tattooed gentleman I have never used a tattoo moisturiser and wouldn't start now However if I was at the start of my tattooing life I would probably use that #dragonsden
The next person who wants me to sponsor them to do a challenge to 'raise awareness' of a particular issue is going to get a smack to raise awareness of how annoying they are.
This is a difficult one to take.
Keir Starmer is sticking by Jess Phillips - that's her done then, which is a shame.
Not for his Missus anyway
I see the hard of thinking are putting out videos about the #poppy being banned again.

Every year they put this shit out.
Perish the thought we have a Saturday evening without Michael McIntyre popping up somewhere so he's bound to be in the running.
Michael McIntyre will be in the running because perish the thought BBC don't have him somewhere on a Saturday evening.

Probably with Rylan.
That's how Claudia got in before replacing Brucey
Him and Rylan the BBC dream team
He hosts everything else so he might as well
Loch Leven Knows I'm Miserable Now #McMorrissey
I wish the BBC would commission The Despair Shop.

A series of #TheRepairShop items where it didn't go right.
Loch Leven Knows I'm Miserable Now
I'm not going to post a link because I have no interest in spreading this crap but.....

How the f**k has a woman being fined for pouring coffee down a drain made national news???

It's local news at most and even that's dubious.
Basque cheesecake looks absolutely horrible #gbbo