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MonkeyMan

@monkeymanska.bsky.social

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Singer of ska and mischief maker. I think I'm always hilarious, sometimes people agree. Find me on YouTube, Facebook, and Tiktok.

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MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 1h

Made it to Friday without slapping someone.

6 more ours of non-violent seething and I will have made it through the week.

MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 13h

I know people might be shocked that Phil is chewing crayons, but he is from Preston.

Eat your greens means something different there #Taskmaster

MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 14h

Is Ania's mobility bog available to buy?
I am aware it's second hand but she seems like a hygienic type of person #Taskmaster

MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 14h

I wouldn't be using it, I wouldn't be investing in it.

So many safeguarding red flags I would end up on Watchdog or in court.

It's a good idea on paper that hasn't been thought through and it seems Touker hasn't either.

MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 14h

Massive red flags for me with this flat sharing business.

My ex Missus and I have a lot of shared contacts and as she stalked me, this would be a way of her potentially finding me #dragonsden

MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 15h

As a tattooed gentleman I have never used a tattoo moisturiser and wouldn't start now However if I was at the start of my tattooing life I would probably use that #dragonsden

MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 15h

Reggae Reggae Wrestling #dragonsden

MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 20h

The next person who wants me to sponsor them to do a challenge to 'raise awareness' of a particular issue is going to get a smack to raise awareness of how annoying they are.

MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 20h

This is a difficult one to take.

MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 22h

Keir Starmer is sticking by Jess Phillips - that's her done then, which is a shame.

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